Sasquatch Militia forms a Naval Fleet!
5/12/2002
In an effort to restructure the Sasquatch Militia after years of poor funding and downsizing, the Sasquatch Militia has formed its first ever Navy! Hoping to compliment its already state of the art Air Force and Army, the Sasquatch Militia has announced ambitious plans which could effect naval supremacy world wide! The Navy's current fleet consists of:
1 - Canoe with 4 paddles.
1 - Motor, which is broken and unnattached to a boat.
3 - Inflattable rafts with 2 paddles for each.
8 - Tubes, and other small flotation devices.
12 - Noodles, life-jackets, and arm flooting things. These will be used for special operations raids, and for small man teams.
As you can see, the Sasquatch Militia clearly will realter the world's naval strategy, and force other powers to adapt to our newly formed attack capabilities. England and France have already announced that they will ask the European Union to form a navy to protect Europe and the New World Order from the Sasquatch Militia's new high-tech Navy! Obviously we are a force to be reckoned with if you include only our Militia's army. But add on our Air armada of Kites and helium inflated ballons, as well as our navy, and we are unstoppable! This, in addition to our dolphin like swimming capabilities, will create havoc around the world. In other news, Our Space program should also be completed and a mission to the moon is expected by 2003.