NWO Threat Liquidated!

November 13th 2002!

After the NWO's attempt to establish a Moon base was thwarted by the ever-expanding Sasquatch Militia Forces, who now have space capability, the NWO then established a new base of operations in the side of a Volcano in the Atlantic Ocean. They house their arsenal of Nuclear weapons in this top secret base, ready to be deployed at a moments notice, and also prepared to lower them into the earth's core, and blow the planet to smitherines. After comtemplating the  possibility that the NWO gets their plans from Austin Powers movies. I quickly dismissed the notion, and headed out to destroy the hideout in my favorite canoe. Upon seeing that our mighty militia had discovered their base, seeing our mighty fleet over the horizon, the NWO officials fleed the volcano in a rocket shapped oddly like a man's genitalia. Having secured the base, I retured to base in Cascadia to review all 3 Austin Powers movies for insight into future NWO plots.

                                           By: Admiral of all Naval Forces, Sir Caleb C.