Weapons of Mass Destruction

November 12th 2002

It has been recently discovered that the NWO has weapons of mass destruction in space, the largest base of operations being the moon, which houses a massive pro-intolerance death ray that is capable of melting the thin caraspace which protects your inner cerebullum.

Due to the urgency of this mission I, the Supreme Commanderof all Forces, and a select groupe of talented Heirarchy members & Stomptroopers, were forced to undergo this without adaquate training. We boarded the our primitive spaceships, which are also known as 'Cardboard saucers'  and prepared to destroy the NWO's  weapons in space.

Upon entering the control center we found only 200 or so NWO oporatives which were no match for our skill in midevil weaponry. Within minutes, they were all slain or maimed by my sword or the Emperor General's bow. We proceeded to push the big red button that said 'DO NOT PUSH SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE WILL FOLLOW' and then began speeding away in our cardboad spaceships.

Only minutes later, the moon blew up destroying the NWO's evil plans. Another job well done by the militia.

By : The Supreme Commander of all Forces, Sir Kyle Warner.