E.W.I - What does it mean?

11/7/2002!

Some of the miscreants and illegitimate members of the E.W.I have been claiming that they’re "Better" then us here at the Sasquatch Militia. This is blatantly untrue. Nobody even knows who they are! But when some of our Militia members were asked what E.W.I means to them, the responses were all negative and similar. Here's a sample -

Secretary of Peace - "Extremely Whack Individuals"

Secretary of Love and Environmental Affairs - "Extremely wet Idiots". And he added "What a bunch of losers."

Supreme Commander - "Everyone's weak inside."

Emperor - " E.W.I means Losers!"

Minister of Propaganda "Extremely Wacky and insane? Like me!"

Regional Commander St. Croix River Valley " Eight Whack individuals?"

As you can see, from just this small sample of opinions, the E.W.I is a dead and dilusional organization. Because Extremely Whack Individuals produce Extremely Wrong Ideas!