E.W.I Member Under Surveilance!
November 21st 2002!

The Sasquatch Militia has put Reverend Duck, aka Wade, under Surveilance after allegedly harassing the Head of Protection, Major and Minor Threats, Sarah David. The Minister of Justice will hear the case on Tuesday at our Meeting, room 1454 Mr. Johnson's room.

According to police reports the harassment occured befor 5th hour near Mr. Johnson's room and quickly moved itself into Mr. Camp's room. Wade and Sara then began fighting with one another and soon wade capitulated. Sara quickly overwhelmed him with an uppercut to the gut, followed by a drop-kick and roundhouse kick. Something only taught at Sasquatch Militia boot camp, not in E.W.I were training is weak, capricious, and without standards.

The event marked a continuation of the continued harassment of Sasquatch Militia members, and leaders. Some of the people who have been teased, harassed, assaulted, or discriminated against include - Secretary of Commerce Mike, Secretary of Love Brock, and the Secretary of Peace Paul. The Secretary General has also received death threats apparantly instigated by anti-Sasquatch bigots such as Rush Limbaugh.

Wade's membership has been temporarily suspended as a review of the case continues at the Justice Department, where Vang Pao has been awake day and night looking for efficacious solutions to the problems which plague society.

Anti-Militia violence must be extirpated! We live in a free society where the exchange of ideas is as American as cheese. We can no longer tolerate violence, harassment, and unmitigated hate from the E.W.I and their cohorts.