Pro-NWO Media Members Found Mutilated.

Cascadia (formerly Canada)- After vicious bantering back and forth between the media and the Sasquatch Militia, several members of this supposed media are found dead. When questioned, General Nate of the Sasquatch Militia refused to comment, then saying, “What the Hell is this crap! Everytime something happens you blame it on us. Why don’t you stop persecuting the innocent, and find the real perpatrators. Why you hatin’, dog?” The thirteen members of the media, among whom include Dan Rather host of Watch Me I am intolerant, Connie Chung host of Nobody likes a tolerant Reporter, and Heraldo Rivera director of Intolerance in Media International, Bill O'Reilly and the No Tolerance Zone, Hairball with Chris Matthews, Intolerant Coverup with Ted Koppel and Nightly Indoctrination with Tom Brockaw, were found dead in a small lake north of Washington State, apparently drowned by some sort of large animal, possibly very hairy. The Sasquatch Militia Refused to comment, saying it was a sham, a complete and sloppy setup. No one has been arrested yet.