Sasquatch Arrested for Public Nudity!

Salmon, Washington - In a string of shocking events, a Sasquatch has been arrested for public nudity in the woods surrounding Salmon Washington. The Sasquatch, Identified only as being 6'10 and 440 pounds, refused to comment calling the arrest "appaling, ridiculous, and intolerant." The arrest unfolded shortly after 4 p.m on Friday when she traversed to the local stream in order to bathe, (It was her second time that day and she bathes an average of 5 times a day, as do all Sasquatches.) She was not wearing any clothing, because Sasquatches don't wear clothing, whether in private or public. Other humans at the stream were wearing skimpy bathing suits, yet the arresting officer paid no attention to them. He instead called for backup and soon 13 other officers arrived in order to subdue the Sasquatch (Becuase it takes several humans to combat the awesome might of a Sasquatch.) She didn't resist arrest and was taken to a local jail and forced to wear human clothing until she was released back into the environment the next day. This event represents the climax of intolerant hypocrisy on the part of human law enforcement officials. On one hand they insist Sasquatch adhere to laws and precepts which humans must, yet deny them protection from bigotry, assault, and intolerance. This utter irony is reflected today as dozens of Sasquatches are wasting their lives away in prison, because of public nudity. On the other hand, the humans who have hurt, ridiculed, and belittled Sasquatches are given no prison sentances and are often not even prosecuted. This utter imbalence in hominoid relations must be rectified in order to provide all hominoids with equal protection under the law, something not afforded to Sasquatches today.