Officer who arrested the Sasquatch mysteriously disappears.

Reporters say "yeah right" and blame it on the Sasquatch Militia.

Yesterday, A sad event occured as the arresting officer of the poor Sasquatch who was arrested for public nudity, sadly and mysteriously disappeared. This caused immediate speculation that members of the Sasquatch Militia were responsible, but the Special Liasian made a statement calling the claim "proposterous" and said "I hope justice will be served in this tradgic disappereance, but I would also like to reaffirm my previous statement, that no member of the Sasquatch Militia was involved in this disappearance, in any way whatsoever. Now leave me alone, you federalist scumbage reporter!"

Reporters, who have been covering the case like a fat man on cheese, stated that the evidence is overwhelming that members of the Sasquatch Militia were involved in the disappearance. They cited a replete case file of evidence supporting their side "First of all, a Sasquatch is arrested by a human officer, and then he mysteriously disappears the next day. Is this simple coincidence? Or an act of terror?" Said Mike Johan, spokesman for the Associated Press. "This, coupled by the fact that Sasquatch hairs, were found in the apartment of the officer, as were numerous propaganda tracts and a note saying 'The Sasquatch Militia was here'. Do we need more conclusive evidence?" And then added "The Special Liasian even made his Statement that 'No members of the Militia were involved statement' before the story was made public!"

The Special Liasian then replied "This is just another example of the anti-Sasquatch media, attempting to indoctrinate the public with anti-Sasquatch bigotry."

The missing officer has yet to be found.