Time to Mock Sasquatches!

October 31st 2002!

'Anti-Tolerance activists plan massive pro-human rallies!'

Want proof that one species dream can be another species nightmare? Well lets take a close look at Halloween and its vicious anti-Sasquatch, pro-human bias. It uplifts the perfect human image, and denigrades Sasquatches, disfigured humans, war veterans, widows, witches, doctors, minorites, and serial killers. This is one of the few 'Holidays' the school proudly endorses, they carve jack o' laterns for all eyes to see, proudly displaying their contempt for the innocent pumpkins whom they rape and infest with various cutlery. The same has happened to Sasquatches.

Sasquatches are viciously mocked by 'monkey' masks, constumes, and the image of the 'Stupid Ape' is presented to impressionable children with great delight and pleasure, everyone laughs, no harm done right? Wrong here is why -

1. Millions of Sasquatches are mocked on the streets of major cities by contemptous and gocking eyes. Questions such as 'How much did that nasty and despicable costume cost' and comments such as 'Darn, that suit looks almost real', are asked and told to Sasquatches. They then go home and cry themselves to sleep after being publically berated and attacked with words of hate and intolerance.

2. Halloween is a fascist pro-human holiday! Various sub-human, freak creatures are made to feel like 'Undesirable second-class waste' by the blatantly disrespectful pro-human majority. How do you think Sasquatches, Unicorns, Vampires, One eyed pirates, Yeti's, Bigfoots, and suicidal half-human, half-alien nuns are made to feel? Frankenstein-like humans are mocked, spit on, and attacked everyday, because they are ugly, tall, or buff.

3. Halloween candy is laced with pro-intolerance venom and almost certainly poisoned by the manufacturers and producers before its repoisoned at home by the pro-intolerant masses. Not rumor, but unassailable fact, most candy causes intolerant attacks against Sasquatches. November is the number one month for the total 'Hate crimes' against Sasquatches.

There's a myriad of evidence we didn't cover that proves and substantiates our claim that Halloween is an 'Intolerant fetish Holiday'. A day when all of God's creatures and children are forced to worship at the Alter of Humanity!

Boycott Halloween! Don't mock Sasquatches.