Uncivil wars!

October 28th 2002!

Truce finally brokered after hours of intense negotiation.

A civil war which threatened to tear apart the very fabric of the Sasquatch Militia has finally been resolved. A peace was brokered when both sides agreed to a truce and an end to hostilities. A pugnacious element of the Sasquatch Militia was determined to usurp the established hierarchy and establish their own fairy Militia, right under our eyes!

Spawned by the previews for a new movie called "The tooth Fairy", Some renegade turncoat Militia members were brainwashed by NWO subliminal messages and began an open insurrection against Militia rule of law and hierarchy members. They allied with a disenfranchised ex-Commerce Secretary who goes by the name of Mike.

Mike who refused to sign a covenant stating his allegiance and unfettered support for the Sasquatch Militia, as well as slandering the respected leader of our Militia, was excommunicated for an indefinite period. When we asked him to sign another covenant which would be used to reinstate him, he declined saying "I ain't signing nothing."

Such blatant disregard for Militia law, leaders, and tradition led to another 2 week suspension. Mike was furious and began the civil war, after a toilet was left in his yard and cones were placed in strategic positions to deny access to his habitation, in order to show our disgust for disobedience and tyranny.

Mike immediately retailied by placing the cones in the yard of Lil Rob, but he quickly gave chase and forced Mike and his cohorts to resume custody of the cones. Lil Rob would later resume responsibilty for the cones and place them back in the yard of Mike, but Mike requested the cones be removed and they were returned to their respective locations.

Now the Sasquatch Militia was determined to end the insurrection and put closure on the whole ordeal. Signs promulgating the sale of Mike's House were placed around a 'Scarecrow' and a bike was placed in his yard. Mike was furious and allied himself with the NWO allied elements of the S.P.P.D. War was inevitable.

A truce was finally broken when Mike placed the toilet at the home of Militia ally Ryan. Ryan was furious and Lil Rob ventured into the doldrums of civilization to retrieve and destroy the blasted relic, but it was already to late. Someone else had stolen the toilet and placed it back on Mike's property!

Mike took immediate vengence on Kyle's Car, and stole valuables out of his vehicle. Kyle retaliated by driving another bike into Mikes yard and viciously ghost riding it into the center, for everyone to see, touch, and smell. The complete forces of the Militia were becoming to awesome for Mike and his cohorts to engage in battle against.

Mike deduced from this event that victory was impossible, the Sasquatch Militia was too entrenched, to powerful, and to segacious to over succumb to his feeble rebellion, Both parties signed the Treaty of Paris, in which an immediate end to retaliatory attacks was agreed. But that was short lived.

While at the Movie Theater watching the inspiring drama 'Jackass', a vicious human being silly-stringed his Toyota, leading to Mike Silly Stringing Lil Rob's Buick (For more information on how to join the Century Club please talk to Lil Rob). The Sasquatch Militia was furious, so mike agreed to pay reparations for his nefarious evils against the Militia.

And the Civil War ceased. A typical week in the Sasquatch Militia had transpired and all parties moved on to more pressing matters.

The Fairy Rebellion had failed!