Sasquatch Militia Announces Formation Of Political Party!
5/11/2002
Tired of the bickering and lack of success with current Student Council electee's regarding enviromental and Sasquatch related issues, we have decided to form our own politcal party! We will field candidates in the 2003 elections in every area including: President, Tresurer, Vice-President, and Secretary. The Sasquatch Militia will run on 5 issues which it considers important and which candidates have historically ignored.
1. Enviroment - The enviroment surrounding Harding has continually degraded, but no attention to this issue was given by the Candidates running in this years election. It shows that anti-enviromental propaganda has even filtered down to the students and is negatively effecting them and their values.
2. First Amendment Rights - Free speech has been continually ignored as an issue by all the candidates, they take for granted their right to post flyers, have videos made, and announcements aired, all these things have been historically denied to the Sasquatch Militia, and other groups which advocate Hominoid equality! We demand this important issue get airtime and we will insure that it does!
3. Equal Access - Equal access to media outlets is an important issue to the Sasquatch Militia, and an issue that has been continually ignored by pro-NWO candidates in the elections. The Sasquatch Militia will demand equal access to the Media for our Militia's recruitment, and to air important messages to members and non-members alike
4. Second Amendment Rights - The Second Amendment calls for a well armed citizen militia, and the Sasquatch Militia will continue to tell others about this important issue, which others prefer to ignore.
5. June Is Sasquatch Militia Awareness Month - The Sasquatch Militia believes that due to the hard work it has provided for the school and community, June shall be a month to pay respect to our accomplishments and to cherish our values. Other Parties have been opposed to this idea, but we stand by our commitment to equality, even though we are persecuted for our beliefs.