Quotes Attributed to Anti-Sasquatch bigots
5/9/2002
"I ain't gettin' down with no Sasquatch"
"What the hell is this about"
"Your not giving me a reason to accept this crap"
"Get serious"
"I don't wanna see any 'join the Sasquatch Militia' flyers in my class"
As you can see from just this small sample of hateful and sardonic words, those who hate the Sasquatch Militia, are not afraid to admit it. They believe we are insincere and that our belief in equality, and an end to Sasophobia, is politically incorrect. These same individuals who SPEAK PUBLICLY about the Militia seek to deny us the SAME RIGHT to do so! This hyporcrisy is only exaserbated by the fact that these militants have done little to research the truth regarding our Militia's beliefs. Its time to end this hatred, and false misunderstanding about our group, and get the true facts out! That is why we purpose the Following:
*June will be designated Sasquatch History Month, and proper historical perspective, and a delinetion of our beliefs will be presented to extirpate the falsities and half-truths being told by the Affluent Bigots who seek to undermine our position of esteem among tolerant and equality-oriented people.
*The Sasquatch Militia will present the Colors at all Football games. This will allow them to see our superior training and skills over the inferior ROTC, which is supported by the ANTI-SASQUATCH haters, who seek to eliminate dialogue, and promote strife among hominoids!
*The Sasquatch Militia will have a food drive and Subsequent Picnic. This will demonstrate our great ability to organize philantropic operations of relief for the poor in other countries, and execute them with the Precision the ARMY and Red Cross could only dream of.
As you can see, these initiatives would be only the beggining of a long line of introducing Sasquatch equality and respect into the School, and would lead to a positive and more comfortable learning environment.