Join The
Sasquatch Militia!
Interested in
joining the premier hominoid fighting force in the Western
Hemisphere (Second in the world to our Yeti allies in Tibet)?
Then we want YOU for the Sasquatch Militia. Please note: Must be
between 15-120 years old.
E-mail the Militia at sasquatch_Militia@yahoo.com
Click here to visit the Homepage of the Sasquatch
Militia.
You must be a strong Hominoid
Not Just strong in the Body but in the Mind, in
order to battle the psychotronic mind rays, used by our
anti-environmental enemies in the New World Order. But this
Battle is not one in which we will be forced to utilize our
Battle Skills, rather it is a battle for the soul of the hominoid
world, a battle, that can only be one through education,
tolerance, love, and shared Values. Please Talk to the Secretary
of Love for more information on this vital topic.
If you think you can meet our rigid requirments
for membership please continue with the following steps.
1. E-mail us at sasquatch_Militia@yahoo.com and tell us who you are, your grade, and why you
believe you would be an asset to our milita, and to hominoids
throughout the world. Do you believe you'll be able to meet the
Commander of all Forces' difficult training, which includes
underwater combat, and forest survival? Do you also know how to
decipher between right and wrong, intolerance and tolerance?
Bigotry and respect?
2. After you E-mail us we will E-mail you back
to discuss further the issue of your membership. You may be
contacted at school by one of our secret agents, or you may
contact one of our hierarchal members, to arrange membership.
Even if you don't e-mail us, we may still contact you, just to
say hi, or to check up on your safety and maybe to determine
whether your truly an NWO operative!
3. Your admission to the Militia will be
decided by vote among the Leaders of the Organization. Unless you
are an incompetant waste of the Militia's resources, or have
nothing to offer, you will most likely be admitted to the
organization. But some have failed only to have gained membership
after being cleansed from the mind-raping of the NWO or the
demonic mind-control of one of her allies.
4. You will meet the leaders of the Militia and
you will be assigned a date and time for basic training. Failure
to show up for basic training without a Doctor or Parents excuse,
will result in immediate termination from the group, and possibly
other negative consequences. Having a hang-over is not a valid
excuse, The militia comes first, then drinking. Anyone who cannot
differentiate will be psychologically evaluated for mind-control,
and a possible court marshall from the Militia may ensure. Also,
you must have your car checked for pro-NWO gadgets and mind
control devices which may be used to spy on you or mind-rape you.
5. If your lucky enough to pass basic training,
a formal induction ceremony as well as a public celebration will
be held at either a weekly meeting, or immediately after basic
training, whatever we decide to do, we will do, you will not be
asked, you will be told.
6. You will be given your ensigna, uniform, and
orders. Failure to report to your regiment, and contact the
regimental or regional commander, will result in you paying a
hefty fine. If you cannot pay the 5 dollars, you will be asked to
get a job, or do servile work at one of our houses, for 2-3 hours
after school.
7. You no will begin living the wonderful life
as a stomptrooper in the Sasquatch Milita, and within months be
ascending up the chain of command. Maybe one day you'll be the
Secretary General, or Adminstrative Assistant. But for now, be
content being a Stomptrooper Private, in the world's best
peace-loving Militia - The Sasquatch Militia.
The Official website of The Sasquatch Militia!