Sasquatch Operative Infiltrates Human TV Station!

5/9/2002

In a brilliant maneuver, an undercover operative in the Sasquatch Militia managed to temporarily break down the censorship of the Sasquatch Militia by Non-Sasquatch bigots. The operative surreptitiously interpolated an ad into the TV announcements, which read:

Sasquatch Militia meeting today at 2:15. Meet at the Knight.

This Brilliant plan, which was devised by the Sasquatch Militia special operations Commander, who will remain anonymous for secrurity reasons, was a complete success by all estimations. It resulted in a new member joining, and a serious moral booster for the Militia. But during 3rd hour, the Human thought police found out about our mission,and took the announcement off of the Channnel, a blatant attempt at censorship.But like other great individuals: George Washington, Martin Luther King, Abe Lincoln, and Thomas Paine- Their messages of equality, love, and equal-rights, could not be censored or ignored! In the end we hold the Moral Highground in this battle, and no intolerant and censoring elites, will be able to stop us from Gaining absolute Victory, in this great and noble cause!

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