Sasquatch Militia Dance Party 2002!

Are you ready to boogy?

September 16th 2002!

Tired of hapless, tedious, and redudant school dances? Which aren't fun, are boring and lack a certain amount of 'tolerance' for different music and customs?

For instance when was the last time you heard Roy Orbison or another famous Sasquatch singer at a school dance? Answer: Never! Because the schools are owned and influenced by the powerful NWO group known as Hollywood! They need you to conform to human culture and music, they won't allow a tolerant alternative performed by a Sasquatch to be heard or played around impressionable school children!

So the Sasquatch Militia, and its allies, the funky students of Harding High School are planning a Dance Party of monolithic proportions. Absent from this dance party will be the sounds of Intolerant humans, most notably Celine Dion who parades herself as the intolerant choice for the intolerant person!

Not even the rivers of babylon can overtake this Dance party. Instead of Celine Dion you will hear famous Sasquatch Artists such as Roy Orbison, Pimp Master Tolerance, Dr. Anti-Bigotry, and the Hominid 5, who all represent a different aspect of truly 'alternative' music.

The Host of the Dance party, fresh off her primary defeat, will be Janet Reno. Always known as 'proggresive' she truly is a step ahead when it comes to raw dance party quality. If your looking for the funky Dance Party which is hosted by Janet Reno, you've found your Dance Party.

Ohh and None of you losers are invited! Unless you are given a special invite by our Supreme and Ultimate Commander of All Forces, His Catholic Majesty, Lord Kyle Warner! Make sure when you inquire about an invitation not to make eye contact, nor initiate the converstion, obey all directives, and bow before you leave. Also bring your donations of fine linen, gold, and other valuables for the Supreme Commander.

Get Ready To Party! Dance Party that is!