Sign the Covenant!

Stop holding out and sign up with the Sasquatch Militia! Upon you completing this covenant and agreeing to the terms set forth, you will be admited to the Sasquatch Militia.

Please note - You may not be given the capacity you desire, please leave this section blank and discuss it when you return your sign up form to one of our esteemed representatives.

I ________________________________________________________________________ Hereby Declare,

My intent and desire to voluntarily join and affix myself to the quest for tolerance by endorsing the Sasquatch Militia.

My intent and desire to serve the Sasquatch Militia by becoming an active member of the Militia.

My intent and desire to serve in the capacity of, _______________________________________________________________________________________________

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My intent and desire to follow the dictates, orders, and precepts of the Sasquatch Militia.

My intent and desire to follow the dictates, laws, orders, commands, precepts, and directions of the Hierarchy of the Sasquatch Militia.

My intent and desire to follow the dictates, laws, orders, commands, precepts and directions of those Sasquatch Militia members who hold a higher position of authority then I.

My intent and desire to remain pious and faithful to the Holy Phajer, recognizing him as the bedrock and foundation of the Sasquatch Militia and the quest for tolerant manumission.

I recognize and hope to rectify the current situation of inequity for Sasquatches, bigotry against Yeti, and discrimination against Abominable Snowman, and pledge to fight for more humane treatment.

I realize that that any violation of Militia law, the orders of my superiors, or violation of this covenant may have negative consequences including being removed from your position and possible expulsion from the Militia.

I realize that at any time I may remove myself from the Sasquatch Militia and terminate the terms of this covenant.

I pledge my support and allegiance to the Republic of Cascadia and its government. As well as support and allegiance to the Federal Republic of the United States of America.

I realize that there are many more laws and precepts which govern my behavior under the guidance of the Hierarchy.

I pledge to educate myself about Militia customs, traditions, goals, and beliefs and report to my superiors my progress on a regular basis.

I pledge my economic, corporeal, material, and spiritual assets to the Sasquatch Militia.

I pledge to purchase or peacefully attain proper Militia attire, gear, and property in order to perform my duties better and more efficiently.

I believe in the quest for tolerance and understand the terms evinced in this covenant between the Sasquatch Militia and I, and agree to them with my Signature:

Signature:_____________________________________________________________________________

I agree to serve in the following capacity: _______________________________________________________________________________________________

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On this________day of________________________________________In the year of our Lord___________________

Please return this to one of our representatives immediately! Or print our extra copies for distribution to potential new recruits.