TRAITORS!
A.K.A: Benedict Arnolds, spys,
haters, infiltrators, Dirty Scumbags, betrayers, double-crossers,
renegades, mutineers, insurgents, deviants, defectors,
two-timers, turncoats, and dissedents.
1. Mike
- Defects to other side, under fear of rettribution by
Non-Sasquatch Majority. Began serving the Militia May 2nd, and by
May 8th had fully renounced the organization. We suspect he was
either scared of the Non-Sasquatch Majority, or was in a fact an
undercover scumbag, sent by the federalists to spy on our
organization, A formal investigation has been launched.
Update:
On May 15 Michael
Williams was readmitted to the Sasquatch Militia following an
investigation into his deviancy. It was determined that Mike was
being mind-raped by psychotronic federalists, and was insane.
After Mike returned to sapient thought, he was re-evaluated and
commissioed as the Secretary of Commerce by the Sasquatch
Militia's Hierarchy.
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We've got our eyes upon
you traitor! The NWO will no longer be able to Mind-rape
you behind our backs and attempt to cover it up. All
individuals beware, Mike is extremely unstable after
being mind-raped and also extremely sensitive, so if he
exhibits any of these symptons near you, be sure to call
the Sasquatch Militia University Hospital and alert Dr.
Twig and he will give you instructions on how to restrain
this monster. |
We've
got our eyes on you traitor!
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