| School & Homework Beleeve it or not i am aktually at klass tyring two git meself en edumacation.....lev a msage? Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research. It's okay for students to ask dumb questions; they're easier to handle than dumb mistakes. Don't judge a book by it's movie I am working hard... or am I hardly working? I think of class as nap time with background noise. Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it. Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. I am studying, which is something that you should be doing. I'm out working on math problems, because I believe that 4 out of every 2 people have problems with fractions but my teacher says no. Whenever you get a bad grade on a report card, show it to your mom or dad when they are on a long distance phone call. %n(their screen name): Are you ready for the test we have today?. YOUR SCREEN NAME: "I'm ready! I pulled an all-nighter!":-) %n(their screen name): "You studied all night?"=-O YOUR SCREEN NAME: "Oh....You're supposed to study? :-D Legend has it that (name of your school) uses laxatives in their food. If I haven't returned within the hour, you'll find me in the bathroom laughing in the face of diarrhea. I am sleeping right now, so when I return from class I'll get back to you. If school didn't assign homework, I'd be here talking to you...but they do, so I'm not! If you need me, I'll be in class. If you really need me, I'll still be in class. Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pitty me at all, Just lay my bones in the dorm hall. Tell my prof I did my best, Then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take! Yes, hardwork does pay off in the end, but lazieness pays off now. College - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing; An institution where you learn how to use punctuation marks, but not what to put between. I'm in my room studying so I can shove another A in my English Professor's face. It has commenced...finals week is upon us in full force, seizing what sanity I have left after a menacing term. The thought of a pure, utopian society has faded while (name of your school) has captured the last breath of any rational existence and conquered our self-worth. In coming days it is likely to see a plethora of unpleasant faces staring into an oblivion that can only be experienced by the (name of your school) society. The underlying prolifigacy in which this institution so loves to put forth has taken a toll on our already feeble carcasses, in result of consuming repulsive dining hall rations. The possibility of survival is a distant notion...God help us all... A couple of days ago I sent a bunch of monkeys to school for me and all I got back were pages of scribbles so I have to spend a few hours doing homework. Talk to you later! College: A place to stay warm in between childhood and marriage. School is out and so am I. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why i'm not here. So leave a message I'm asleep right now but as soon as class ends, I'll get right to you. College is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life. There is nothing I would rather be doing right now than writing this paper....oh wait yes there is. College is great...too bad classes get in the way. Now I lay me down to rest. A stack of books upon my chest. If I should die before I wake. That's one less test I have to take. Homework, homework, and more homework maybe I should stop saying homework and start finishing it. The more you study, the more you learn. The more you learn the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Education consists not only in answering questions, but also in questioning answers. As long as there are (Name of Subject/Class) tests, there will be prayer in school. Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad I'm not a fool. Studying gives you knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. I am learning how to be corrupt. I like homework. It fascinates me. I can look and stare at it for hours. The more you study, the more you learn. The more you learn the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. So why study? Are you smart? Then call me and I'll let you do my homework. So how do you spell school? P-R-I-S-O-N Help, my dog is eating my homework. School: A Place where kids go to learn stuff adults never use but say kids will need some day. I'm working overtime, and not getting paid for it. It's called homework. Homeworking Feeding my dog some homework. I'm at prison right now. Did I say prison? I meant class. The eternal conundrum of school: attending class is detrimental to my sanity, while not attending class is detrimental to my grades. I've embarked on the neverending quest to complete my homework. The best time to study is between yesterday and tommorrow. I am so smart s-m-e-r-t. I mean s-m-a-r-t. I better get back to my studying. Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework. |