| PLAYOFF HONORS | Measure | Value | Player/Team | |||
| League Champion | Most Points By Team, Championship Game | 98 | Tark | |||
| First Loser | Fewest Points By Team, Championship Game | 77 | Gators | |||
| Playoff MVP | Most Points, Individual, Postseason | 48 | Peyton Manning, Gators | |||
| Championship MVP | Most Points, Individual, Championship Game | 23 | Steve McNair, Tark | |||
| Most Points, Playoff Game | Most Points, Playoff Game | 111 | Reign, Week 14 | |||
| Most Points By Team, Postseason | Most Points By Team, Postseason | 280 | Tark | |||
| Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | 188 | Reign, Jets, Week 14 | |||
| Most Combined Points, Championship Game | Most Combined Points, Championship Game | 175 | Tark, Gators | |||
| Most QB Points, Playoff Game | Most QB Points, Playoff Game | 35 | Kurt Warner, Clovis, Week 14 | |||
| Most RB Points, Playoff Game | Most RB Points, Playoff Game | 23 | Dominic Rhodes, Sailors, Week 14 | |||
| Most WR Points, Playoff Game | Most WR Points, Playoff Game | 23 | Isaac Bruce, Jets, Week 14 | |||
| Most TE Points, Playoff Game | Most TE Points, Playoff Game | 9 | Dave Moore, Tark, Week 15 | |||
| Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | 37 | Herndon, Week 14 | |||
| Most K Points, Playoff Game | Most K Points, Playoff Game | 17 | Jay Feely, Sailors, Week 15 | |||
| Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | 23 | Ronde Barber, Tark, Week 15 | |||
| Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | 45 | Tark, Week 15 | |||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | 63 | Reign, Week 14 | |||
| Biggest Blowout in Playoffs | Largest Margin of Victory, Playoff Game | 34 | Reign 111, Jets 77, Week 14 | |||
| Most QB Points, Championship Game | Most QB Points, Championship Game | 23 | Steve McNair, Tark | |||
| Most RB Points, Championship Game | Most RB Points, Championship Game | 17 | Jamel White, Gators | |||
| Most WR Points, Championship Game | Most WR Points, Championship Game | 18 | Plaxico Burress, Tark | |||
| Most TE Points, Championship Game | Most TE Points, Championship Game | 1 | Dave Moore, Tark, Frank Wycheck, Gators | |||
| Most Flex Points, Championship Game | Most Flex Points, Championship Game | 32 | Gators | |||
| Most K Points, Championship Game | Most K Points, Championship Game | 11 | Jason Elam, Gators | |||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | 42 | Tark | |||
| Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | 11 | Ronde Barber, Tark | |||
| Most Total D Points, Championship Game | Most Total D Points, Championship Game | 28 | Tark | |||
| TEAM HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Player/Team |
| Regular Season Champion | - | First Place | - | 9-4 | - | Reign |
| Best Record | - | Best Record, Season | - | 9-4 | - | Reign, Gators, Sailors, Tark |
| Highest Scoring Team | - | Most Points, Season | - | 1151 | - | Clovis |
| Lights-Out Performance | - | Most Points, Game | - | 143.5 | - | T-Run, Week 9 |
| Monsters of the Superhighway | - | Most D Points, Season | - | 347.5 | - | Clovis |
| League Bitch | - | Most Points Against, Season | - | 1115 | - | T-Run |
| Lucky, Lucky Bastid | Fewest Points Against, Season | - | 874.5 | - | USA | |
| Steve Spurrier Award | - | Most QB Points, Season | - | 248 | - | Sailors |
| Ground Chuck Award | - | Most RB Points, Season | - | 359 | - | Jets |
| Stickum Award | - | Most WR Points, Season | - | 303 | - | Ike |
| Dumpoff Award | - | Most TE Points, Season | - | 73 | - | USA |
| 6th Men Award | - | Most Flex Points, Season | - | 302 | - | Vinny |
| Crappiest Red Zone Offense | - | Most K Points, Season | - | 111 | - | Clovis |
| Skillz Award | - | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | 72 | - | Jets, Week 12 |
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| DUBIOUS TEAM ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team |
| Loser | - | Worst Record, Season | - | 3-10 | - | Whores, Ike |
| On The Clock | - | Last Place | - | 3-10 | - | Whores |
| Strongest I-A Candidate | - | Fewest Points, Season | - | 760 | - | Whores |
| Hangover Award | - | Lowest Score, Game | - | 20 | - | Whores, Week 2 |
| No-Talent Assclowns | - | Fewest RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | 0 | - | Whores, Week 2 |
| Tony Dungy Award | - | Fewest QB Points, Season | - | 117 | - | Herndon |
| George Siefert Award | - | Fewest RB Points, Season | - | 34 | - | Whores |
| Stonehands Award | - | Fewest WR Points, Season | - | 132 | - | Timbuktu |
| What Tight End? | - | Fewest TE Points, Season | - | 13 | - | Tark |
| Worst Depth | - | Fewest Flex Points, Season | - | 138 | - | Tark |
| Wide Right | - | Fewest K Points, Season | - | 65 | - | Tark |
| SMU Award | - | Fewest D Points, Season | - | 215.5 | - | Skies |
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| INDIVIDUAL HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team |
| Most Valuable Player | - | Most Points, Season | - | 229 | - | Jeff Garcia, Sailors |
| Best Ass Kicker | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Season | - | 126 | - | Keith Brooking, Clovis |
| Best Game | - | Most Points By An Individual, Game | - | 39 | - | Peyton Manning, Gators, Week 2 |
| Biggest Steal | - | Round Picked Times Total Points Scored (Multiplied by 0.75 for Quarterbacks) by Offensive player | - | 1500 | - | Antowain Smith, Gators, 75 points, round 20 |
| Offensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By An Offensive Rookie | - | 117 | - | LaDanian Tomlinson, Sailors |
| Defensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By A Defensive Rookie | - | 31 | - | Kendrell Bell, Clovis |
| Who Pissed in Your Cheerios? | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Game | - | 26 | - | Brian Urlacher, Herndon, Week 4 |
| Dan Marino Award | - | Most Points By A QB, Season | - | 229 | - | Jeff Garcia, Sailors |
| Unconscious | - | Most Points By A QB, Game | - | 39 | - | Peyton Manning, Gators, Week 2 |
| Eric Dickerson Award | - | Most Points By A RB, Season | - | 156 | - | Marshall Faulk, Jets |
| Man on a Mission | - | Most Points By A RB, Game | - | 35 | - | Shaun Alexander, Herndon, Week 9 |
| Jerry Rice Award | - | Most Points by a WR, Season | - | 143 | - | Terrell Owens, Tark |
| VERY Wide Receiver | - | Most Points by a WR, Game | - | 31 | - | Randy Moss, Herndon, Week 10 |
| The Tightest End | - | Most Points by a TE, Season | - | 72 | - | Tony Gonzalez, USA |
| Best Use Of An End | - | Most Points by a TE, Game | - | 14 | - | Cam Cleeland, Sailors, Week 5, Chad Lewis, Jets, Week 3, Marcus Pollard, Whores, Week 10 |
| Deadleg Award | - | Most Points By A K, Season | - | 104 | - | John Carney, Skies |
| The It Would Have Been Good From Another 5 Yards Out Award | - | Most Points By A K, Game | - | 20 | - | Akers, Herndon, Week 10 |
| Put Me In, Coach | - | Most Points by a Flex Player, Game | - | 31 | - | Randy Moss, Herndon, Week 10 |
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| DUBIOUS INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team |
| Ryan Leaf Award | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds, at least 10 starts, Season | - | 51 | - | Eddie George, Round 1, Timbuktu, 10 Games |
| Gimp | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds | - | 4 | - | Fred Taylor, Round 1, Whores |
| The You Got Knocked The Fuck Out! Award | - | Fewest Points, Game | - | -6 | - | Jay Fiedler, Herndon, Week 6 |
| Best Paperweight | - | Most Games, 0 Or Fewer Points | - | 5 | - | Ernie Conwell, America's, Wesley Walls, Reign |