| PLAYOFF HONORS | Measure | - | Value | - | Player/Team | |||
| League Champion | Most Points By Team, Championship Game | - | 100 | - | Gators | |||
| First Loser | Fewest Points By Team, Championship Game | - | 68 | - | Spuden | |||
| Playoff MVP | Most Points, Individual, Postseason | - | 51 | - | Peyton Manning, Gators | |||
| Championship MVP | Most Points, Individual, Championship Game | - | 31 | - | Amani Toomer, Gators | |||
| Most Points, Playoff Game | Most Points, Playoff Game | - | 112 | - | Spuden, Week 15 | |||
| Most Points By Team, Postseason | Most Points By Team, Postseason | - | 277.5 | - | Gators | |||
| Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | Most Combined Points, Playoff Game | - | 197 | - | Spuden 112, Skies 85 | |||
| Most Combined Points, Championship Game | Most Combined Points, Championship Game | - | 168 | - | Gators 100, Spuden 68 | |||
| Most QB Points, Playoff Game | Most QB Points, Playoff Game | - | 36 | - | Jeff Garcia, Sailors, Week 14 | |||
| Most RB Points, Playoff Game | Most RB Points, Playoff Game | - | 29 | - | Marcel Shipp, Spuden, Week 15 | |||
| Most WR Points, Playoff Game | Most WR Points, Playoff Game | - | 31 | - | Amani Toomer, Gators, Week 16 | |||
| Most TE Points, Playoff Game | Most TE Points, Playoff Game | - | 11 | - | Alge Crumpler, Spuden, Week 15 | |||
| Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | Most Flex Points, Playoff Game | - | 46 | - | Spuden, Week 15 | |||
| Most K Points, Playoff Game | Most K Points, Playoff Game | - | 13 | - | John Carney, Gators, Week 14, Martin Gramatica, Spuden, Week 15 | |||
| Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game | - | 15 | - | Brian Urlacher, Spuden, Week 16 | |||
| Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | Most Total D Points, Playoff Game | - | 39 | - | Skies, Week 14 | |||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game | - | 69 | - | Spuden, Week 15 | |||
| Biggest Blowout in Playoffs | Largest Margin of Victory, Playoff Game | - | 39.5 | - | Gators 91.5, Rebels 52, Week 15 | |||
| Most QB Points, Championship Game | Most QB Points, Championship Game | - | 26 | - | Peyton Manning, Gators | |||
| Most RB Points, Championship Game | Most RB Points, Championship Game | - | 17 | - | Eddie George, Spuden | |||
| Most WR Points, Championship Game | Most WR Points, Championship Game | - | 31 | - | Amani Toomer, Gators | |||
| Most TE Points, Championship Game | Most TE Points, Championship Game | - | 4 | - | Todd Heap, Gators | |||
| Most Flex Points, Championship Game | Most Flex Points, Championship Game | - | 33 | - | Spuden | |||
| Most K Points, Championship Game | Most K Points, Championship Game | - | 7 | - | John Carney, Gators | |||
| Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game | - | 44 | - | Spuden | |||
| Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | Most Individual D Points, Championship Game | - | 15 | - | Brian Urlacher, Spuden | |||
| Most Total D Points, Championship Game | Most Total D Points, Championship Game | - | 28 | - | Spuden | |||
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| TEAM HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Player/Team | ||
| Regular Season Champion | - | First Place | - | 8-5 | - | Skies | ||
| Best Record | - | Best Record, Season | - | 8-5 | - | Skies, T-Run, Smack-Downs, Rebels | ||
| 7-4-2 | - | Gators, Spuden | ||||||
| Highest Scoring Team | - | Most Points, Season | - | 1197 | - | Skies | ||
| Lights-Out Performance | - | Most Points, Game | - | 131 | - | Clovis, Week 10 | ||
| Monsters of the Superhighway | - | Most D Points, Season | - | 319 | - | Sailors | ||
| League Bitch | - | Most Points Against, Season | - | 1154 | - | Rebels | ||
| Lucky, Lucky Bastid | Fewest Points Against, Season | - | 947.5 | - | Jets | |||
| Steve Spurrier Award | - | Most QB Points, Season | - | 253 | - | Herndon | ||
| Ground Chuck Award | - | Most RB Points, Season | - | 391 | - | Jets | ||
| Stickum Award | - | Most WR Points, Season | - | 306 | - | Skies | ||
| Dumpoff Award | - | Most TE Points, Season | - | 75 | - | USA | ||
| 6th Men Award | - | Most Flex Points, Season | - | 340 | - | Jets | ||
| Crappiest Red Zone Offense | - | Most K Points, Season | - | 113 | - | T-Run | ||
| Skillz Award | - | Most RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | 85 | - | Jets, Week 7 | ||
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| DUBIOUS TEAM ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | ||
| Loser | - | Worst Record, Season | - | 3-10 | - | USA | ||
| On The Clock | - | Last Place | - | 3-10 | - | USA | ||
| Strongest I-A Candidate | - | Fewest Points, Season | - | 913 | - | Maestro | ||
| Hangover Award | - | Lowest Score, Game | - | 36 | - | Maestro, Week 9 | ||
| No-Talent Assclowns | - | Fewest RB/WR/TE Points, Game | - | 3 | - | Maestro, Week 3 | ||
| Tony Dungy Award | - | Fewest QB Points, Season | - | 122 | - | USA | ||
| George Siefert Award | - | Fewest RB Points, Season | - | 142 | - | Ike | ||
| Stonehands Award | - | Fewest WR Points, Season | - | 122 | - | Jets | ||
| What Tight End? | - | Fewest TE Points, Season | - | 1 | - | Herndon | ||
| Worst Depth | - | Fewest Flex Points, Season | - | 127 | - | Misogyny | ||
| Wide Right | - | Fewest K Points, Season | - | 52 | - | Jets | ||
| SMU Award | - | Fewest D Points, Season | - | 215 | - | Rebels | ||
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| INDIVIDUAL HONORS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | ||
| Most Valuable Player | - | Most Points, Season | - | 251 | - | Priest Holmes, Misogyny | ||
| Best Ass Kicker | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Season | - | 118 | - | Derrick Brooks, Sailors | ||
| Best Game | - | Most Points By An Individual, Game | - | 45 | - | Shaun Alexander, Herndon, Week 4 | ||
| Biggest Steal | - | Round Picked Times Total Points Scored (Multiplied by 0.75 for Quarterbacks) by Offensive player | - | 1575 | - | Donald Driver, 105 Points, Round 15 | ||
| Offensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By An Offensive Rookie | - | 131 | - | Clinton Portis, Ike | ||
| Defensive Rookie of the Year | - | Most Points By A Defensive Rookie | - | 86 | - | Roy Williams, USA | ||
| Who Pissed in Your Cheerios? | - | Most Points By A Defensive Player, Game | - | 26 | - | Nate Clements, Maestro, Week 7 | ||
| Dan Marino Award | - | Most Points By A QB, Season | - | 238 | - | Rich Gannon, Herndon | ||
| Unconscious | - | Most Points By A QB, Game | - | 40 | - | Brad Johnson, Misogyny, Week 9 | ||
| Eric Dickerson Award | - | Most Points By A RB, Season | - | 251 | - | Priest Holmes, Misogyny | ||
| Man on a Mission | - | Most Points By A RB, Game | - | 45 | - | Shaun Alexander, Herndon, Week 4 | ||
| Jerry Rice Award | - | Most Points by a WR, Season | - | 135 | - | Terrell Owens, Rebels | ||
| VERY Wide Receiver | - | Most Points by a WR, Game | - | 28 | - | Plaxico Burress, Clovis, Week 10 | ||
| The Tightest End | - | Most Points by a TE, Season | - | 75 | - | Tony Gonzalez, USA | ||
| Best Use Of An End | - | Most Points by a TE, Game | - | 27 | - | Tony Gonzalez, USA, Week 4 | ||
| Deadleg Award | - | Most Points By A K, Season | - | 106 | - | David Akers, Clovis | ||
| The It Would Have Been Good From Another 5 Yards Out Award | - | Most Points By A K, Game | - | 18 | - | Jason Elam, Skies, Week 6 | ||
| Put Me In, Coach | - | Most Points by a Flex Player, Game | - | 39 | - | Marshall Faulk, Jets, Week 7 | ||
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| DUBIOUS INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTS | - | Measure | - | Value | - | Team | ||
| Ryan Leaf Award | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds, at least 10 starts, Season | - | 42 | - | Terry Glenn, Round 2, Herndon, 11 Games | ||
| Gimp | - | Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds | - | 8 | - | Johnnie Morton, Round 2, Ike | ||
| The You Got Knocked The Fuck Out! Award | - | Fewest Points, Game | - | -8 | - | Tim Couch, Ike, Week 13 | ||
| Best Paperweight | - | Most Games, 0 Or Fewer Points | - | 9 | - | Cam Cleeland, Herndon | ||