| PLAYOFF
HONORS |
|
Measure |
- |
Value |
- |
Player/Team |
| League Champion |
|
Most Points By Team, Championship Game |
- |
60.232 |
|
Bloodlust |
| First Loser |
|
Fewest Points By Team, Championship Game |
- |
44.445 |
|
Clovis |
| Playoff MVP |
|
Most Points, Individual, Postseason |
- |
60.083 |
|
LaDainian Tomlinson, Bloodlust |
| Championship MVP |
|
Most Points, Individual, Championship Game |
- |
10 |
|
Zach Thomas, Bloodlust |
| Most Points, Playoff
Game |
|
Most Points, Playoff Game |
- |
118.533 |
|
Bloodlust, Week 14 |
| Most Points By Team,
Postseason |
|
Most Points By Team, Postseason |
- |
290.504 |
|
Bloodlust |
| Most Combined Points,
Playoff Game |
|
Most Combined Points, Playoff Game |
- |
213.433 |
|
Bloodlust 118.533, Prosaic 94.900; Week 14 |
| Most Combined Points,
Championship Game |
|
Most Combined Points, Championship Game |
- |
104.677 |
|
Bloodlust 60.232, Clovis 44.445 |
| Most QB Points, Playoff
Game |
|
Most QB Points, Playoff Game |
- |
32.573 |
|
Michael Vick, Mom; Week 15 |
| Most RB Points, Playoff
Game |
|
Most RB Points, Playoff Game |
- |
25.668 |
|
LaDainian Tomlinson, Bloodlust; Week 15 |
| Most WR Points, Playoff
Game |
|
Most WR Points, Playoff Game |
- |
16.318 |
|
Donald Driver, Prosaic; Week 14 |
| Most TE Points, Playoff
Game |
|
Most TE Points, Playoff Game |
- |
18.968 |
|
Antonio Gates, Mom; Week 14 |
| Most Flex Points,
Playoff Game |
|
Most Flex Points, Playoff Game |
- |
N/A |
|
|
| Most K Points, Playoff
Game |
|
Most K Points, Playoff Game |
- |
13 |
|
Jason Elam, Omni, Week 15 |
| Most Individual D
Points, Playoff Game |
|
Most Individual D Points, Playoff Game |
- |
22 |
|
Zach Thomas, Bloodlust, Week 15 |
| Most Total D Points,
Playoff Game |
|
Most Total D Points, Playoff Game |
- |
43 |
|
Omni, Week 15; Bloodlust, Week 15 |
| Most RB/WR/TE Points,
Playoff Game |
|
Most RB/WR/TE Points, Playoff Game |
- |
60.388 |
|
Bloodlust, Week 14 |
| Biggest Blowout in
Playoffs |
|
Largest Margin of Victory, Playoff Game |
- |
37.205 |
|
Omni 101.212, Ike 64.007 |
| Most QB Points,
Championship Game |
|
Most QB Points, Championship Game |
- |
8.778 |
|
J.P. Losman, Clovis |
| Most RB Points,
Championship Game |
|
Most RB Points, Championship Game |
- |
9.045 |
|
Travis Henry, Bloodlust |
| Most WR Points,
Championship Game |
|
Most WR Points, Championship Game |
- |
2.479 |
|
D.J. Hackett, Bloodlust |
| Most TE Points,
Championship Game |
|
Most TE Points, Championship Game |
- |
4.489 |
|
Tony Gonzalez, Bloodlust |
| Most Flex Points,
Championship Game |
|
Most Flex Points, Championship Game |
- |
N/A |
|
|
| Most K Points,
Championship Game |
|
Most K Points, Championship Game |
- |
7 |
|
Jeff Wilkins, Bloodlust |
| Most RB/WR/TE Points,
Championship Game |
|
Most RB/WR/TE Points, Championship Game |
- |
24.79 |
|
Bloodlust |
| Most Individual D
Points, Championship Game |
|
Most Individual D Points, Championship Game |
- |
10 |
|
Zach Thomas, Bloodlust |
| Most Total D Points,
Championship Game |
|
Most Total D Points, Championship Game |
- |
23 |
|
Bloodlust |
|
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| TEAM HONORS |
- |
Measure |
- |
Value |
- |
Player/Team |
| Regular Season Champion |
- |
First Place |
- |
11-2 |
- |
Gators |
| Best Record |
- |
Best Record, Season |
- |
11-2 |
- |
Gators |
| Highest Scoring Team |
- |
Most Points, Season |
- |
1507.736 |
- |
Bloodlust |
| Lights-Out Performance |
- |
Most Points, Game |
- |
155.336 |
- |
PIK, Week 12 |
| Monsters of the
Superhighway |
- |
Most D Points, Season |
- |
437 |
- |
Bloodlust |
| League Bitch |
- |
Most Points Against, Season |
- |
1300.399 |
- |
Mom |
| Lucky, Lucky Bastid |
|
Fewest Points Against, Season |
- |
1061.758 |
- |
Prosaic |
| Steve Spurrier Award |
- |
Most QB Points, Season |
- |
241.574 |
- |
Gators |
| Ground Chuck Award |
- |
Most RB Points, Season |
- |
461.894 |
- |
Bloodlust |
| Stickum Award |
- |
Most WR Points, Season |
- |
317.603 |
- |
Slutbags |
| Dumpoff Award |
- |
Most TE Points, Season |
- |
87.513 |
- |
Bloodlust |
| 6th Men Award |
- |
Most Flex Points, Season |
- |
N/A |
- |
|
| Crappiest Red Zone
Offense |
- |
Most K Points, Season |
- |
108 |
- |
BoneCrushers |
| Skillz Award |
- |
Most RB/WR/TE Points, Game |
- |
84.962 |
- |
Bloodlust, Week 13 |
| Kill Em All Award |
|
Most D Points, Game |
|
56.5 |
- |
Ike, Week 9 |
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- |
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- |
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- |
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| DUBIOUS TEAM
ACHIEVEMENTS |
- |
Measure |
- |
Value |
- |
Team |
| Loser |
- |
Worst Record, Season |
- |
1-12 |
- |
BoneCrushers |
| On The Clock |
- |
Last Place |
- |
1-12 |
- |
BoneCrushers |
| Strongest I-A Candidate |
- |
Fewest Points, Season |
- |
1034.192 |
- |
mcnuggets |
| Hangover Award |
- |
Lowest Score, Game |
- |
42.375 |
- |
USA, Week 8 |
| No-Talent Assclowns |
- |
Fewest RB/WR/TE Points, Game |
- |
12.008 |
- |
Prosaic, Week 6 |
| Tony Dungy Award |
- |
Fewest QB Points, Season |
- |
127.13 |
- |
USA |
| George Siefert Award |
- |
Fewest RB Points, Season |
- |
78.948 |
- |
mcnuggets |
| Stonehands Award |
- |
Fewest WR Points, Season |
- |
77.094 |
- |
Clovis |
| What Tight End? |
- |
Fewest TE Points, Season |
- |
6.03 |
- |
PIK |
| Worst Depth |
- |
Fewest Flex Points, Season |
- |
N/A |
- |
|
| Wide Right |
- |
Fewest K Points, Season |
- |
77 |
- |
Jets |
| SMU Award |
- |
Fewest D Points, Season |
- |
345.5 |
- |
Slutbags |
| Put Me In, Coach |
- |
Most Points by a Benched Player, Game |
- |
33.537 |
- |
Rex Grossman, Slutbags, Week 2 |
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- |
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- |
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| INDIVIDUAL HONORS |
- |
Measure |
- |
Value |
- |
Team |
| Most Valuable Player |
- |
Most Points, Season |
- |
285.858 |
- |
LaDainian Tomlinson, Bloodlust |
| Best Ass Kicker |
- |
Most Points By A Defensive Player, Season |
- |
135 |
- |
London Fletcher, Ike |
| Best Game |
- |
Most Points By An Individual, Game |
- |
39.83 |
- |
Tony Romo, USA, Week 12 |
| Biggest Steal |
- |
Round Picked Times Total
Points Scored (Multiplied by 0.75 for Quarterbacks) by Offensive player |
- |
558.152 |
- |
Maurice Jones-Drew, USA, 79.736, Round 7 |
| Offensive Rookie of the
Year |
- |
Most Points By An Offensive Rookie |
- |
90.94 |
- |
Marques Colston, mcnuggets |
| Defensive Rookie of the
Year |
- |
Most Points By A Defensive Rookie |
- |
132 |
- |
DeMeco Ryans, PIK |
| Who Pissed in Your
Cheerios? |
- |
Most Points By A Defensive Player, Game |
- |
31.5 |
- |
DeMeco Ryans, PIK, Week 13 |
| Dan Marino Award |
- |
Most Points By A QB, Season |
- |
229.4 |
- |
Peyton Manning, Gators |
| Unconscious |
- |
Most Points By A QB, Game |
- |
39.83 |
- |
Tony Romo, USA, Week 12 |
| Eric Dickerson Award |
- |
Most Points By A RB, Season |
- |
285.858 |
- |
LaDainian Tomlinson, Bloodlust |
| Man on a Mission |
- |
Most Points By A RB, Game |
- |
37.936 |
- |
Joseph Addai, PIK, Week 12 |
| Jerry Rice Award |
- |
Most Points by a WR, Season |
- |
120.39 |
- |
Chad Johnson, Ike |
| VERY Wide Receiver |
- |
Most Points by a WR, Game |
- |
31.802 |
- |
Javon Walker, Ike, Week 9 |
| The Tightest End |
- |
Most Points by a TE, Season |
- |
82.498 |
- |
Antonio Gates, Mom |
| Best Use Of An End |
- |
Most Points by a TE, Game |
- |
25.839 |
- |
Alge Crumpler, Ike, Week 7 |
| Deadleg Award |
- |
Most Points By A K, Season |
- |
104 |
- |
Jeff Wilkins, Spuden |
| The
It Would Have Been Good From Another 5 Yards Out Award |
- |
Most Points By A K, Game |
- |
19 |
- |
Jeff Wilkins, Spuden, Week 1 |
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- |
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- |
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| DUBIOUS INDIVIDUAL
ACHIEVEMENTS |
- |
Measure |
- |
Value |
- |
Team |
| Gimp |
- |
Fewest Points by pick in first 2 rounds |
- |
0 |
- |
LenDale White, Round 1, Spuden; Curtis Martin, Round 1, mcnuggets; Vernon Davis, Round 2, PIK |
| Ryan Leaf Award |
- |
Fewest Points by pick in
first 2 rounds, at least 10 starts, Season |
- |
73.788 |
- |
Todd Heap, Round 2, Clovis, 13 Games |
| The You Got Knocked The
Fuck Out! Award |
- |
Fewest Points, Game |
- |
-13.585 |
- |
Rex Grossman, Slutbags, Week 6 |
| Best Paperweight |
- |
Most Games, 0 Or Fewer Points |
- |
4 |
- |
Tony Scheffler, PIK |
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