Prosaic Attack

1) Vince Young
2) Ryan Grant
3) Leon Washington
4) DeAngelo Williams
5) Donald Driver
6) Lee Evans
7) Owen Daniels
8) DeMeco Ryans
9) Sidney Rice 

USA Fast Guys

QB Tony Romo
RB Maurice Jones-Drew
RB Reggie Bush
WR Brandon Marshall
WR Calvin Johnson
WR Larry Fitzgerald
WR Santonio Holmes
LB Demarcus Ware
DL Julius Peppers 

Bloodlust

QB  Eli Manning, NYG  
RB   LaDainian Tomlinson, SD
RB   Marion Barber, DAL  
WR  Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN
WR   Steve Smith, CAR  
TE   Tony Gonzalez, KC
LB   Ray Lewis, BAL
LB   Nick Barnett, GB
LB   Mike Peterson, JAC 

BoneCrushers

Cutler, Jay DEN QB
Graham, Earnest TBB RB
Jones, Thomas NYJ RB
Maroney, Laurence NEP RB
Peterson, Adrian MIN RB
Young, Selvin DEN RB
White, Roddy ATL WR
Tatupu, Lofa SEA LB
Witherspoon, Will STL LB 

J E T S

Brees, D
Lynch, M
Chambers, C
Coles, L
Cotchery, J
Witten, J
Brackett, G
Sanders, B
Bulluck, Keith 

Omnipotence

Derek Anderson
Aaron Rodgers
Michael Turner
Marvin Harrison
Andre Johnson
Roy Williams
Jared Allen
Antonio Pierce
Karlos Dansby 

Seattle Gators

Manning, Peyton IND QB
Gore, Frank SFO RB
McGahee, Willis BAL RB
Ginn Jr., Ted MIA WR
Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR
Moss, Randy NEP WR
Cooley, Chris WAS TE
Beason, Jon CAR LB
Urlacher, Brian CHI LB 

Ike for President

1) London Fletcher (LB)
2) Jason Taylor (DL)
3) Aaron Kampman (DL)
4) Donovan McNabb (QB)
5) Chad Johnson (WR)
6) Javon Walker (WR)
7) Clinton Portis (RB)
8) Chester Taylor (RB)
9) Dallas Clark (TE)

earthquakephil

David Garrard JAX
Phillip Rivers SDC
Trent Edwards BUF
Julius Jones SEA
Fred Taylor JAX
Lance Briggs CHI
James Jones GBP
Marques Colston NOS
Greg Jennings GBP 

The Nihilists

Favre, Brett NYJ QB
Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB 
Jackson, Steven STL RB 
James, Edgerrin ARI RB
Burress, Plaxico NYG WR
Curtis, Kevin PHI WR
Gates, Antonio SDC TE
Williams, Mario HOU DE 
Hawk, A.J. GBP LB 

Dumbledores Army PIK

Palmer, Carson CIN QB
Addai, Joseph IND RB
Johnson Larry KC RB
Brown Ronnie Mia RB
Williams "Sweet Leaf" Ricky Mia RB
Edwards, Braylon CLE WR
Wayne, Reggie IND WR
Welker, Wes NEP WR

Winslow, Kellen CLE TE 

Team Spuden

LB  E.J. Henderson, MIN
QB  Jason Campbell, WAS
QB  Matt Hasselbeck, SEA
RB  Brandon Jacobs, NYG
RB  Jamal Lewis, CLE
RB  LenDale White, TEN
TE  Jeremy Shockey, NYG
WR  Hines Ward, PIT
WR  Terrell Owens, DAL 

Clovis Skullkrushers

Marc Bulger QB Stl Rams
Jon Kitna QB Det Lions
Brian Westbrook RB Phi Eagles
Willie Parker RB Pitt Steelers
Dwayne Bowe WR KC Chiefs
Joey Galloway WR TB Buccaneers
Bernard Berrian WR Minn Vikings
David Harris LB NY Jets
Patrick Willis LB SF 49's 

Slutbags

Brady, Tom NEP QB
Russell, JaMarcus OAK QB
Chatman, Jesse NYJ RB
Johnson, Rudi CIN RB
Williams, Carnell TBB RB
Boldin, Anquan ARI WR
Holt, Torry STL WR
Miller, Heath PIT TE
Merriman, Shawne SDC LB