The Ever-Important GuestBook!!
OK, so here's how it works (as if you didn't know).  All I want you to do is sign my guest book when you come to my site.  You know, just so I have an idea of how many people actually even bother to check this site out.

If you don't sign it, I will have to kill you. 
I know where you live!!

Mwaahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!
Take me home!!!