Professor Garet

Hi.

Hey, where did our super genius go?

I'm here

Where? I don't see you.

I'm right here under the table studying the behavior of dust mites. Later today I will need a mirror to look into my hair and study lice.

*backs away* Ok first question now, from Hikary:

What is a dogwood tree?

It's a tree that grew up on dog waste, both liquid and solid.

How would you know?

I build my modern house under it I lie in the front yard and enjoy the sun.

Laying in the back yard means that you lie on...

Wow, stunned face! Okay next question please.

This one is from adept of ages:

What has four legs?

Easy one, I have four legs! You only speak to my av, but ... ... JUST KIDDING!!!

*faints from surprised just kidding yell*

Ill take over from here.

Who are you? Heh, you look wimpy.

Im the new staffer, f*** you, I look wimpy because only my fu***n* avatar shown a$$ho**, heh, unlike some people.

*shocked*

You stupid sheep f***er!

Oh......my......god....

Ok tubby answer one more question and ya can go. And it my question too so ya better answer good! Ты гавариш по Русски?

What....the...

Hey mo**erf**ke*, thats not a good answer.

F*c& this @$$h*l#, *leaves*

*wakes up* forgive my brother, he's going through a swearing stage all kids go through.

I kinda noticed, so, you say he's you brother and a new staffer?

Yes, last question now, Do you speak Russian?

Yes!

That was my brother question you couldn't read! That means you can't!

I feel so insulted *runs out of the door* You're in for a lawsuit.

I bet he doesn't know you need money for that, hehe. Alright that means this interview is over.