Sauronite Bios!
Here, we have the bios of the Sauronites who feel so inclined as to send them in. If you would like to be included, here's what you need (at the MINIMUM!!):

**Name (or what you would like to be known as)
**Birthdate (lie about the year if you want to, or don't include it)
**Who you swoon over (only one entry!)
**Length of infatuation
**Where you heard about site

Jelli *your email doesn't work, just thought I ought to tell ye.
Birthdate: March 31st, 1990
Who you swoon over: Everyone. 
See, it's one word but it's COLLECTIVE NOUN!!! MWHHAHAHA!!
Length of infatuation: It starts when I see them and ends when I get bored.
Where you heard about site: The links section of One Spoof.Add more if you would like, but here are the one's I've got so far
:

Anduniel/Gen
ea
Born: 27th November, 1973
Sign: Sagittarius
Swoon: Sauron, I'm a slave, bent to his will... Or maybe I'm just bent.
Length: Since I read about the plans for an SST
How I found the site: How could I avoid it? Prancingleggy practically shoved it down our throats! :) Shove it lower please... *NOTE: That was WOLFIE-THU doing the shoving!
*

Anula Calimd
al
Born: July 6th, 1988
Swoon: I can't pick just one! ...Legolas, so there! (Sauron's 2nd, honest!)
Length: Since I saw that little hottie elf on the screen!
How I found the site: Heard about it on the Sauron Swood Thread, of course
!

Ardwi
nna
Born: 29th September 1976
Sign: Libra
Swoon: Sauron, of course! Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac! 
Length: Ever since our drunken karaoke duet at the party in Minas Morgul. Man, that Maia can SING
!! (Wolfie growls warningly :p)
How I found the site: Through the Sauron Swoon Thread
.

Morivala Tanarif
ia
Born: June 29th, 1988
Sign: Cancer
Swoon: It's just so hard to choose! I guess... the captain of the Ringwraiths.
Length: Since I first saw his long black cape and [heard] his earpiercing shriek that makes your knees buckle. =)
How I found the site: The Sauron Swoon Threa
d.

Sa
rah
Born: May 25th, 1988
Sign: Gemini
Swoon: Sauron! Of course!
Length: A couple of weeks, since I found the thread.
How I found the site: I made i
t!

Tomme (Sauron and Wolfies puppy do
g)
Born: I became a puppy just a couple of months ago so 2002
Swoon: Well Sauron naturally! (but to be COMPLETELY honest, I'll swoon for just about anyone who'll give me a snack)
Length: it comes and goes depending on the snack situation ;)
How I found out about the site: I can't remember where I read about it first. There was that cover story in Wired magazine of course,
the article in Time and that story on the BBC...hmmmm, it may even have been the Sauron Swoon Thread at Imladris. Who knows? Since everyone is talking about it constantly, it's really difficult to s
ay.

Wolfie-thu/Cait
lyn
Born: November 30th, 1984
Sign: Sagittarius
Swoon: Sauron the Great, Dark Lord of Mordor
Length: Ever since I saw that sexy eye on the big screen. ;)
How I found the site: Saw it advertised on the Sauron Swoon thread.
Favourite Thing about Sauron: "Grond". (hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge) ;)


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