Quotes
					We've got a lot of strange and interesting characters at the Sauron Swoon Thread, and here I present you with a few of their more eloquent moments. However, as the thread crashed just before I was about to make this page, there isn't much at the moment as we begin to rebuild, and  a number of priceless moment may be lost forever. :( Let us pray it shall not be so.
				"Wolfie, I will never post here again, because I have no intention of getting your view and reply count up this time around. Nope, the one post I made was the first and only time I will ever post here and... damn" --Green Man "...I'll bet it's a gangster...or a politician...same thing come to think of it..." --Random Orc, or Tomme "Come nearer dearie. Don't worry, Sauron won't bite, though it took me many years of training to get him not to." --Wolfie-thu "Everything's almost back to normal. Heavy duty staples and staple guns, check. Blood lollys, check. Velcro wall, check. Padded ceilings (new addition), check. Dog-safe toilets(another new addition--got tired of chasing tomme out of the toilets whenever he gets thirsty), check. Multiple TV sets for watching the top-rated show FOTU, check. Standard issue Sauronite equipment (whips, chains, daggers, hair gum and other tools of pain, war and torture), check. I think that's it." --Anduniel "Sauron, I love your unique taste in all things. For example-your Rings of Power. When it comes right down to it, the most powerful Ring was the simplest-completely unexpected. No spangles, no gaudy jewels, just delicate, powerful writing brought out by the wonderfuly pure element of fire. It's inspiring, really." --Aerin "The SST is as wierd as I remember I find it even wierder that this is of comfort to me..." --Ithilriel