Songs for Sauron!!!!!
	The Official Anthem of the Sauronites "Come Together-in the key of Mordor" by Ardwinna. Here come old Sauron, he come groovin’ up slowly He got flaming eyeball, he one big bad mutha, He got hair down to his knee, Got to be the Dark Lord, he just do what he please. He wear no shoeshine, he got nine black riders He got missing finger, he eat orcs for supper He say "I see you, you know me" One thing I can tell you is you cannot be free Come together right now over me He Lord of Mordor, he got his own Harem He got abs of mithril, he one ballet dancer He got feet down below his knee Hold you in his arms, yeah you can feel his disease Come together right now over me He manly maia, he got ladies swooning He got chain-mail loincloth, he one mojo filter He say "One and Ring and Lord is ME!!" Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see Come together right now over me
					"Help!" By the Fab Four and Green Man                                                        HELP!                           I need a Baggins                           HELP!                           Not just any Baggins                           HELP!                           You know I need my ring                           HELP!                           When I was younger                           Way back in the Second Age                           I never needed anybody                           I ruled in my own way                           But now the ring is gone                           I'm not so physical                           And suddenly, I want to be                           More than just a ghoul                           Help me, Nazgul ride off to the Shire                           Take the ring and make the halflings all expire                           The hobbits want to cast it in the fire                           I won't say please, just help me!
		"Sauron the Red Eyed Maia (to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)" by Wolfie-thu Sauron the red eyed Maia (Maia) Had a very fiery eye (like a huge cat's) And if you ever saw it (saw it)  It would really make you cry (like Nienna)                           All of the other Maiar (Maiar) Used to laugh and call him names (like Gorthaur) They never let poor Sauron (Sauron) Join in any Maiar games (Like seducing elven kings in the woods using nightingales and hallucinatory drugs!!) Then one foggy First Age eve Morgoth came to say "Sauron with your Eye so bright Won't you be my servant of fright?" Then how the Maiar feared him (feared him) And Morgoth shouted out with glee (with glee) "Sauron the red eyed Maia (Maia) You'll go down in his-TORY!!!!!!! (like Feeeeeanor!)