odd facts and other such things you would probably be better off not knowing.
1. The Survivor game lasted 2004 minutes.
2. Matt has 22 STD's. He's the first carrier of all.
3. Jon's birthday is December 7, the Day of Infamy. How prophetic.
4. Sav drives a dark green Volkswagen golf.
5. Savannah has IOU's from the guys totalling over $64,000.
6. Jon's diaper is made from over 30 feet of 100% cotton gauze.
7. The word 'PENIS" appears 11 times in Series One: The Frampton Menace (and that doesn't count synonyms)!
8. The china cabinet in Sav's living room houses the largest private Star Wars memorabilia collection in the western world.
9. 13 people have woken up at the Crack of Jon, as of March 2003. (But this was a surely limited poll, and there must be more out there, many whom I haven't found, and many who just won't admit it, and many others that blacked it out due to it's horrific content.)
10. No Anils were harmed in the making of the Vortex of Uncoolness.
11. Once, Jonathan Frampton went for a psychic reading. The nice psychic gipsy lady took one look into her crystal ball and promptly burst into tears.
12. The only thing made reference to in Series One more times than Jon's penis (and it's accompanying pain) is the Lovely Red Ikea Couch.
13. Frampy has owned the same (and only) pair of underwear for ten years. They're holey, stain-covered and say, 'World's Largest Source of Natural Gas'.
14. In his life, Frampy has drank about 24,000 m3 of liquor. That's the equivalent of the Red Sea.
15. If, one day, Frampy will look back on all this and laugh, then, by goddammit, his future looks bloody hilarious.