Manwiches: A Brief Epic by Savannah Hunter
			"it's not a sandwich, it's a meal" -Trout Bum Journal -
		There are no existing pictures of a manwich, as they do not last long enough to wait for the flash, and who really wants to take a picture of a sandwich anyway? Anyway, as a woman, I struggle to understand this, but apparently, I've been told that they are these huge freaking sandwiches, much like the ones Dagwood eats in that stupid comic. Hell, Denny's even named one of their sandwiches after that fool. They seem to be like a billion freakin' layers, with several slices of bread, so this makes me wonder, as soon as a sandwich has a third slice of bread in it, does that make it, by definition, a Manwich? Hm, only Jason or Ian could tell you for sure. I think it is a fairly strange definition, as in there are no strict standards to define it, but it is more judged on something akin to artistic merit. You can fill it with whatever you like, but there must be meat (I think), so anything vegetarian (like me) does not constitute as a Manwich. The condiments are fast and furious, in a the more the merrier type of way. Put it this way, the more mess you make in making and eating the Manwich, the better. Plates are usually a necessity, as no human hand could hold the Manwich for any longer than it takes to take a bite, but napkins- "serviettes"- are most definitely taboo. Go good with beer or, strangely enough, chocolate milk (but it has to be chocolate, none of this plain milk crap).