A Brief Biological Assessment of the Maleus superious baitzis
by Savannah Hunter
   The Maleus superious baitzis is considered the superiour sub-species of the male species. They have been in existence for roughly twenty years (with the prominence of Christopher Albert Baitz, the one for whom the sub-species is named). They have a noted divergence from the normal beer-drinking tendencies, and also prefer intellectual, socially responsible conversation, such as discussing stock options, third world debt relief, or compare and contrast between blitzkrieg and shock-and-awe and the political implications of both, etc., etc. They are often the designated driver, and rarely the class clown. They like three olives in their martinis, and their coffee Columbian. They have a penchant for pressed khakis and sweaters. They drive nice cars (or trucks), and bumper stickers only consists of political or social statements. These seem to be the only men who read the entire newspaper, including Lifestyles and Business & Finance. They surely have a university degree, if not three. They can mentally kick your ass.
A Few Words About Homo frampus
    Despite the emergence of the Maleus superious baitzis as a superiour breed of man, Homo frampus is still considered the inferior breed of man, having roamed the earth effortlessly for over 5 million years doing other than eating, drinking, belching, and breeding. Homo frampus is a complete controversy to to Darwin's Survival of the Fittest theory.