Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said "I don't wanna."
I'm a little penis,
long and hard,
if you want to see it,
come into my yard,
When i get all horny,
Then i spurt,
Push me in,
And pull me out!
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over,
and the bitch got a bone of her own!
Little Bow Peep fucked a sheep,
Blew a horse, licked his feet,
She ate his ass - so very nice,
Tongued his balls, not once but twice!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill, and now there's little Frankie!
Mary Mary, quite contrary,
Trim your minge - It's far too hairy!