THE JAMES SCAM: This was my first.Needed my help in transfering $45.25 million dollars from the account of a Australian Petrochemical Company owner who had died in an accident in Africa.What could I do but offer to help in his quest.I was going to make a few million out of the deal so why not.
THE PLAYERS: The Lad James,Me Mr Steve Austin(Million Dollar Man)Barney (The Taxi Driver) and his wife.I play Steve who has had an accident and is a bit thick,working as a toilet cleaner for London Underground.How likes nothing more than telling the Lad all about his day in very very long painful emails.Steve is also a great believer in God,as the Lads from Africa seem to love this.
The story gets really interesting when Barney gets invited into the scam by our Lad and gets the whole low down on the operation,makes good reading.
So here we go,first Email from James (The Lad),to Steve Austin,a complete sucker.
Enjoy it as much as I did scamming the 419 fraudsters................................................
The Desk of the Foriegn operations Manager.
African Developement Bank (ADB).
Nigeria.
Dear Steve,
VERY URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION.
Good day!
I can?t imagine how you will feel receiving a sudden
business letter from a remote country in far away West Africa and probably from some one you have not closely related with. But all the same, I believe we do not need to be blood relatives before we can establish cordial/business relationship. Having said this, I think it is very important at this juncture to introduce myself to you and also disclose to you, how I came in contact with your email address/profile.
My name is Mr. James Harrison. I am the district (Foreign operations) manager of African Development Bank Group, Nigerian branch. I got your email address/profile from the Internet. It is my pleasure to solicit your assistance in a very confidential business proposal. I am contacting you because I do not want to transact the business with anybody who is known to any staff of this bank or anybody around here so as to avoid any possible blackmail or leakage at the end of the transaction.
THE PROPOSAL: There is an account in this bank, African Development Bank Group, which was opened in 1982 by one Mr. Carison Hogarth, an Australian National, who worked in a Scottish owned Petro-Chemical Company (Petro-technical support services Nigeria Ltd) and since 1990 nobody has
operated on this account. I had a very careful study of the account files through which I carried an extensive investigation about the holder of the said
account and found out that Mr. Hogarth suddenly died in a plane crash in 1990 thereby abandoning the account, having been fictitious with regards to the
information he submitted to this bank at the time of opening the account. The account at this moment has no beneficiary since the name Mr. Hogarth filled as his next of kin has no contact information in the form he submitted to the bank. I have secretly removed all the relevant files connected to the account from the dormant section so that bank auditors will not verify the abandoned money and refer it to Federal Treasury via CBN (Central Bank Of Nigeria). Credit balance of the said account is US$45.25m (Forty-five million, two hundred and fifty United States Dollars).
James.
Well this guy is great, a 60-40% Split ,he is so generous I love him already I just had to reply ,so here goes.
Always a good idea to tell them you tried to phone but the phone service is so bad in Nigeria they believe you.
Date: 11 May 04:37 (PDT)
To: ja1ha@yahoo.com
Subject: Re FROM THE DESK OF JAMES HARRISON
Dear James,
Thank you for your mail.I have been considering your offer on regards to helping you acquire the sum of the deceased person funds.I tried to call your number this morning(NOT) before leaving to go to church and the line seemed engaged or Unavailable so I feel the need to mail you instead witha few questions.
Firstly is this legal? it not really a problem to me as long as it can be covered with no risk to me.Also about costing expenses ,would this come from the funds eventually out of your cut or mine?.Will this mean travel as I do not hold a passport andcan`t travel far because of an accident which makes walking ,talking very difficult for me although I received a very large compensation payment for my injuries( I nearly died and was saved by the Lord and gave half to my church).
This money will help very much.This seems a very business proposition to me at first sight and would be great for me as I could help the church in the way of the lord God and help my soul ,as well as getting me a new big house ,car and young women to furnish my sad life.Please send the cheque as soon as possible and I willsend you your share of the fund as agreed. I will give full address when cheque is ready for me.
Steve Austin
Bromley
London England
The 'PROCEDURE' Well now we are talking.This is Lad talk for the rules of the scam,Informations is another good one.
Subject: THE PROCEDURE.
Dear Steve,
Thanks for your response. More glorious thanks to the Lord for saving
your life from the accident .
Honestly, the deal is not legal, but the abandoned money if verified by bank auditors will be refered to the Federal Treasury via CBN (Central Bank Of Nigeria).
I took my time to arrange this business in a way that there will be no trace of the money after I have transferred it to overseas. So, it wont be a problem to any one of us and there is no risk to you .
All relevant documents to that effect will be withdrawn from the bank after the transaction. I am a manager here and should be able
to know that a floop will land me in prison so I need
to be extremely careful in all I do regards the transaction.
Moreover, the transaction is not really going to involve travelling, so you
don't need to worry.
As for the cost expenses, it will come from the fund and shall be equalled (50%---50%) out of your cut and my cut.
Nevertheless, I am only prepared to split total sum at 60%---40% for you.(What a star,best lad offer yet).
However, It is very important to note that this transaction requires high level of confidentiality. On this ground I solicit your total adherence to the said condition. Like wise, trust and sincerity should be the watch word in a business of this magnitude. Therefore, it is worthy to protect each other'sinterest by signing a well written agreement that both of us shall live up to the principles and agreed terms of the transaction.
And that you will surrender the money to me less your percentage commission after the money has been transferred toyour bank account overseas. In the light of the above,
I request you to please send to me via email yourcontact address so that I can negotiate for a reliable
lawyer to draft the agreement for us. It is necessary that I should have your private telephone number so that I can call you at any time Iwish to do so.
You may wish to try my telephone number (+234 8033195564) again.
I am looking forward to your cooperation/urgent
response.
Best wishes,
James.
He admits its not legal , offers me 40%.He seems a god fearing man so I wonder if he likes ‘Long’ emails to lighten his day? And see if he reads them? Lets see….........................................................................................................................
Thank you very much for your touching reply regarding my accident last year.
It is with the help ofthe Lord that I get through the hard times.I have been very busy today what with the church and Ihelp with the lunches at the deaf miners society,this I find very helpful because of my accident I do have difficulty speaking and some people think I am drunkard as they dont understand what I say to them.So I took night classes at the Springfield College For the Deaf in the next town in sign language,I feel I was led there by Christ and feel my accident had a purpose forthe Lord as I was a very bad person before it happen,this I will admit to you because I feel we arenot only new business partners but also brothers.
Thank you James for telling me this is not really legal and with your honest ways I feel I can trust you,also you seem a God fearing man and that I have great faith,so we shall proceed forthwith.The share of funds seems very low and will lose youmuch money,as you are a man of God I feel that you to will do great godly and christian deeds with the money so I will take no more than 25% as my share also myshare of the costs of 50-50 out of the funds,I feel inmy heart this is the way to progress with this deal andhope very much you agree??? Please tell me you are happy with this arragement my new friend,I will sleep better.Now you wish my contact details.
As I said because of myspeech it is difficult to communicate,I have a phone/Fax Number at home but not home much of of time so I feel better for you to FAX or Email if you can.I have no phone at my job,I work for London Underground cleaning the restrooms and making everybody cups of tea,it is ok job but I have to buy the tea myself,but Idont mind I feel its my duty.Alot of people make fun of me because of my bad face damage and call me elephantman or Micheal Winner,but its not their fault is it really,they dont know better.I have an appointment at the hospital in the morning so will not have access to my computer until evening as I have to go to work after as I dont get paid even if I have the doctors appointment.
So my dearest friend James here is my information you require me to send to start the document to send me the cheque.Steve Banner AustinXX XXXXX XXXXX,Bromley,Kent.BR3 4HZPhone/Fax +44 87XXXXXXXI hope all is well with you,are you a married man? Iwas just wondering what you looked like,my partner left me after my accident,he said I was so bad to look atand couldnt love me anymore,I like having pictures of my friends,it helps me through bad times and if I hadyour picture I could take it to church with me,I also pray to God to bless my friends and take their pictures into the church and have them blessed,I then feel they are part of my soul.If you show me yours then if you are brave God fearing person I will show you mine,although my face is scared I am still an a human being and am loved by the Lord God in his heart, he told me in a dream.
Thank you for listening to my ramblings my new friend but sometimes I get very lonley with no one to talk to,well unless someone needs paper or soap at work,butthey waste so much of it,they do not realise the damage they do to the rain forest,I try to tell them but they mock me badly with name calling.I am sorry my typing isso very slow James but I have only use in my left hand and only one finger on my right,which is OK but I asright handed before the accident you see as I get very frustrated with myself as I often hit the wrong key and have to space backwards all the time,but I am getting better,computers are very new to me,I bought this one 1month ago after using one at my friends house with homer,he is nice and cute but has a wife,she does some cleaning and shopping for me but talks alot about nothing,she is mad I think.So back to our secret business.
I will await news from you when the cheque will arrive at my address then send you your share.God bless James,and may you only walk in the sunrays of the Lord Almighty.
Your loving friend
Steve
Looks like he does ,check out the reply. I`m hoping to get him to send me a photo and looks like I might get one.
Dear Steve,
I acknowledge the receipt of your contact address. I have forwarded it to the lawyer. He said the agreement will be ready by Tuesday morning. I will send it to you via email attachment, for proof reading and signing as soon as it is ready.
Honestly Steve, it is simply necessary that we sign the agreement because of the magnitude of the transaction. Otherwise, you sound like someone I can trust to a very large extent.However, I want you to note that this transaction must be kept completely secret till it?s all over. This is because any little flop will land me in prison . So we both need to be extremely careful in keeping all we do regarding the transaction secret. This is very important.
I must say this. That my contact with you now seem to be designed by nature. I was laden with emotion after I read through your last mail. You can’t Imagine how I felt about your partner who left you when you needed her most (after the accident). Women!! They can be terrible sometimes. Was she really your wife? Did you marry\wed her in the church?
But Steve, do you know something? I am so glad that you know you are loved by the Lord God in his heart. Your realization of this fact made me feel that you are well off. Indeed , there is nothing to worry about. Nothing at all!! Not the funny names some people call you, not your run-away wife, and not the scare on your Face. Just keep the fact that HE loves you in your brain and I tell you, you will keep getting-on.
I am happily married with two lovely kids. I hope to send you a photograph of me as soon as possible.A copy of the agreement will be emailed to you for proof reading and signing as soon as the Lawyer finishes and registers it tomorrow.Thank you very much for your cooperation so far.
Cheers.James.
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Well might get a photo of someone but not James I bet , still its fun. He did read all of my last mail by the looks of it although he miss understood the (Steve) is gay , maybe I `ll try and clarify that later if I get his picture. So looks like the documents are being set up for me ,what a great lad I have here ,bless his little heart.Anyway lets respond.
Hello My New Friend James,
How are you today? I hope you are very well and not too hot.
I recieved your Email message today I was so pleased tohear from you I spilt my tea all over my printer and the cup hit my cat Mr Numpty Head,he was not a happy pussy.
My hospital appointment went OK and looks like I will be getting another skin graft to help repair my face ,Ihave had 2 already. I willhave to go on the waitingist for NHS operation that means I have to wait 3years because all the refugee`s from Iraq have got onthe list first I think. So I will have to maybe go Private hospital, it will cost £12,000 but I will use money from my accident fund and will still have alot left so its OK.I will book for maybe 2months time as I and very scared of operations now,I used to be OK but not now. The last time I made a mess in my bed and the nurses laughed and made fun of me saying I was a baby and needed nappy.
Anyway to business, I tried to call again from the phone booth at the hospital while I was waiting for Barney to collect me in his Taxi and you was engaged or busy line,is your phone OK?? I just wondered..
My Taxi Driver friend Barney is a very nice looking man youwould like him to,very young looking with muscles.He drives me when I have to go a distance that is hard for me,he works very hard.
Although sometimes he finds it hard and I give him extra money to stay with me and talk,sometimes he stays with me which is fun but he is not a boy of God but thats OK I think he is christian to me sometimes.
Well I wait for your mail tomorrow with the legal document for me to sign,may god be with you and your legal friend,I am at the church polishing the vicars crooks tonight and polishing his rim so I will pray for you both and your family.
Please write soon to me,how old is your son? if you dont mind me asking? and do you have church friends in London? Maybe one day we can meet and pray together with your family,that would be good for me.
May you always be in the Lords warm heart.
From your best friend
Steve
Well it’s the documents time,very well forged,they cute................................................................................
Dear Steve,
Good day! Today, the Moslems are celebrating the birth of Prophet Mohammed their Leader. So, it is a public holiday here and I am home with my wife and Kids.
My first child a boy will be Six on July Seventh. Second child Didi will be two on the second of December. Steve, the agreement is ready. I have collected it from the lawyer.It is hereby attached for you to endorse your column.Print out the agreement, sign your column and scan it back to the computer and send to me via email attachment.
I shall be waiting to have the signed agreement as soon as possible. Send the attachment using jpg file so that it can be easily opened at thisend. Please, don't hesitate to contact me immediately if you have any problems getting out a bold and complete copy of this agreement from your computer. Awaits your cooperation.
God bless,
James.
I reply with another very very long email with a silly question added,lets see what he makes of this shall we.I have added a sushi bar to use as it has a webcam outside it,I may get one of his donkeys on it if I play my hand right.
To: ja1ha@yahoo.com
Subject: RE Agreement and legal reciept of payment
Hello my good friend James,
How are you and your fine family today? I hope they are well. I also had a afternoon off today because I worked on Saturday and the sun is shining and it is a loverlyday.I got my friend Barney the Taxi driver to collectme from work at 12oclock and he took me to my favourite Sushi Bar for my lunch,do you like Sushi?.Barney loves it and I often invite him withme.It is on my way home and the people there are so nice and dont mock me.
Once someone did and they askedthem to leave quickly which was very nice of them dont you think?.One of the young girls there is very very nice to me (I think she likes me alot)she also goes to a church and makes the flowers,she made some for me on my birthday,they where so beautiful I cried and she sat with me until I was Ok again,her name is Morticia with deep green eyes.
I have saved your documents to a secret file on my computer,thank you very much for sending them as I see you are on a holy holiday.I have read them 4 times already but I think I may have a big big problem and wonder as my friend you could help me,let me explain.I have only had a computer for 6 weeks now and am slowy
getting used to it by reading the book that came with the big box.I have a Hewett Packard System which comes with keyboard,monitor and printer.Now I have been through all the programs I have,and it has loads like Games,word,works and loads of other stuff I have not clicked on yet. I found out how to PRINT and have your documents in print which I have hidden in pages of one of my big books but there is not a button to scanner? how do I do this? I tried putting it in the printer the other way
but it just screwed up the paper and I had to print out another one and sign it again,its ok I burned the damaged one in the bin in the garden so its safe I assure you.Can you help me with the scan/scanner I cant find anything in my book to see how to do it.It may
seem a silly question to a supper banker who does this all day but if you have questions on cleaning restrooms I can help you with that,I am very good at that I even have a badge.
I nearly asked Barney my Taxi Driver, he has a big one,because he is very very very clever and he has helped me with my computer and set me up my connection and email and only charged me £85.00 which is very good I think ,but I didnt want to ask Barney in case he saw the paper and what was written on it and spoil our business forever after all the work you have done and send you to prison,Help James I dont know what to do Help.
So anyway,my sister is coming to visit on Sunday whichwill be nice,I would love to see my nephew but she never brings him,I dont know why,she says he is busyplaying with his friends.She has asked me again if I can help her out with her bills and rent again,thismakes me sad because I only see her when she has bills she cant pay,but she is my sister what can I do? I know
she drinks alot sometimes so maybe its to help her deal with it so I will have to go to the bank and draw some more money for her or she and her boy will be kick outof her home,that would be very very sad.I told her to talk to my vicar at the church but she says she is OK really and not to worry but I do I cant help it butworry for her.
So what can we do? Do you think we can trust Barney? I think he is OK and trustworthy unless there is another
way I can sign you document without the scan print,unless you know how it works I am in a muddle and worrying very much about this at the moment as I knowyou need this very quickly.
Anyway I know its your Holy Holiday and will not expect a reply during it,in the mean time I will read this big
book again and see if I missed something about getting my printer to scan a scan document,I must be getting something wrong.
OK James my great friend I will comunicate with you soon,send my love to your son and may god bless your family.
Steve.
After he went quiet on me I sent a few mails asking how he was.I got a reply.......................................................
Dear Steve,
It's indeed appalling how concerned you are. In fact, am short of words, I don?t know what to Say than God bless you. I know that one day, we shall see and that is only when I may be able to thankyou enough my good friend.
Steve, I am very sorry, I couldn't get back to yousince because I had some problems .( not connected inanyway to ourtransaction) . My little child Didi took seriously ill. But thank God for me it is allover as she is responding wonderfully to the
Doctor's drugs. I love her so much I couldn?t do anyother thing because I was pretty scared. There is fear of SARS you know.
Thank you for the mails, thank you for keepingeverything confidential.
I don't know what's wrong, I have not been able toget the complete copy of the signed agreement from my computer. I will get back to you as soon as am able to do that.
Thank you once more and remain blessed.
James
Time for our Steve to send another long mail about his toilet cleaning job,amongst other things.This Lad is just fine.
My Dearest James,
How glad I was when I got your emailjust now,I have been waiting at my computer for you to mail for 5 hours today and hours the day before andwith the Lords help it came.Amen.
I am so sad to hear about your little Didi,I must have been very distressing for her,and of course you and your loverly son.TheLord God will care for her and Iwill pray for her health and saftey tonight in my prayer.Oh James it is so good to hear from you I cant tell you,praise the Lord the Almighty God.Amen.
Did you get my mail about the Scanner? I am such a big silly ugly fool,I think the accident damaged my brain somehwere long term.It was not until I spoke with Barney the Taxi Driver about scanning(I told him I wanted to scan a picture of one of the boys in the church I have at home)that he told me my printer didn`t scann,but I have one now we went to 'The Homer Computer Centre' and bought one Bed Flat Scanner.I tested it by sending it to myself and it was OK, hurray!!,if you need me to do it again Iwill for you James because you are my friend always James truly.
Well what a morning I had,with all the worry,Barney noticed I was down when he took me from work,I said I was worried about a friend,he says sometimes I care toomuch and should not worry,but its my nature what can I do?.
Then I slipped on some mess and landed on it,got toldoff and shouted at badly by my supervisor because I forgot to make his tea at 10:45am and then I had to unblock a pipe with my hand and a bucket becausesomeone had deposited the largest Number 2's I have ever seen in my life.I check outside because whoever did that must have died after in the street,the last one I saw like that was when Micheal Winner popped in and used the restroom while doing a program aboutlesbian dwarfs defrauding the social security in Peckham.
Anyway you dont want to hear that about my work so I will stop there.Barneys wife was in the Taxi again today,she works in the next street so he collects her then picks me up from work,I dont mind it saves him a trip and saves her paying the taxi as well,but James can she talk!!!,she goes on and on,it drives me bandy,makes you want to hang your head out the window as a bus goes past just to end it all there and then,boy,she can talk the hind legs off your donkey at 50 yards in 5mins flat,moaning about this,moaning about that,bashing her gums about everybody and everything that goes past.
I tell you James I dont know how Barney puts up with it,no wonder he comes to my house,its to get away from her I think,if its not this thats wrong its that,she dont like this,she hates that,one day I think Barney will hit her with a spade and finish her I really do,but Barney copes as we all do,somehow,dontknow how though.If she was my wife I would wait until she went to work then I would move,that would give her something to talk about for sure.She used to go to the church bingo night but she made so much noise with all her chattering you never heard the numbers,you could hear her going on from St Pauls Grave Yard and that’s the dead center of London.
Always moaning that women dress horrid,saying its too hot,its too cold,to sunny,too dark.I think when Barney dies he should see the Pope and get a Saint Hood,'Saint Barney the Patron Saint of Gobby Women',and thats all I got to say abowtthat!.Anyways,So I will wait until I hear from you and I will pray for Didi and your family tonight,I hope with the grace of God she feels better after my prays,the healing of the Lord is a great experience and comfort and she should feel the warmth of the Lord as I prey.May your child and family only walk in the healing light of God`s great kingdom with love and hope inthere hearts.
Bless you James my friend
Steve UK
AT LAST A LETTER FROM THE BANKS,NOW WE ARE COOKING...........................................
Subject: letters to the bank
My Dear Steve,
Thank you very much. I am sure you've been expecting my mail. sorry for the little delay. I took my time trying to get some papers\documents that will be needed in the next stage of this transaction.
My little Didi is completely o.k now. Thanks for your concern, thanks for the prayers, and thanks for everything. I am happy and my wife is happy too.
Steve, the fact that you could not understand the differences between the functions of a printer and a scanner doesn't make you a silly ugly fool.After all, Computer science is not your field of specialization.
So, I put it to you that the accident didn't do anything to your senses.You are as good as any other person. It is high time you loved everything about youself and do away with self defeat completely. You are wonderfully made and not inferior to anything on earth.
Good friend, what made you think that I don't like to hear about your work. I like to hear about anything that has to do with you. So, feel free to discuss them with me.
I like Barney the Taxi Driver for the concern he shows you my good friend. Indeed, I enjoy every bit of your mails.
Steve,now that we are done with the agreement, we have to proceed quickly to the next stage of the transaction.
Bellow is the required procedure/steps to be taken to get the transaction neatly done.
First step is an introductory letter to the bank, intimating the management of the death of Mr. Carison Hogarth and your relationship with him. The introductory letter also explained your right to inherit the estate and credit balance of the account of the late customer.
This introductory letter is accompanied by an application letter requesting the
bank to transfer your inherited money to your nominated bank account overseas.
You are therefore requested to type-in these two letters into your letter headed paper immediately and send them direct to the bank's fax line or by attachment to the bank's email address as follows:- afdbg@africamail.com
Direct fax line is +234 92726242. Remember to sign the letters. Also copy the following two departments;
Current account department and Dormant account
section, through below email addresses;
afdbgcurrentaccount@africamail.com and
afdbg_dormantsection@africamail.com
Get back to me immediately after sending the letters
to the bank.
Awaits your urgent cooperation.
Regards,
James.
SO I COPY THE ATTCHACHED LETTERS AND GET THEM OFF AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,IM JUST A MR NICE GUY I CANT POSSIBLY TAKE ALL THAT CASH SO I MAKE HIM AN OFFER HE CANT REFUSE......................
Subject: RE: letters to the bank ..
My Dearest James,
I am so glad to hear from you and that
your family are alright.
I have said and done what you ask regarding the letters to the banks for the money to move away.
You know James this I do for you my friend,because I
feel your are very much like family to me.
I have decided that I will not even take the 10% of
your familys money fund and I had agreed with you,but I
do it for you my brother for O%,yes thats true,I do it
for no money for me,because I feel the money is yours
by family rights and I will not take any from you.I
looked into a cash transfer from my bank and they said
it would cost me only £15.90p to do this.So James I
will send ALL the fund to you but I will keep £15.90p
for my fee`s,
I hope this bears well for you James and
I feel this is the correct way to do this in the way of
the teachings of the Lord.Unless of course you wish to
donate a sum to our Church Tower Fund,its the bat
droppings rotting the wood timers,this I will leave up
to you and will not be offended if you keep the moneys
to help your familys.
I have to go quickly as it took along time for me to do
this today on my computer and I have to be at the
church at 2.30pm and think I may be late already.Please
James excuse my very short mail today but hope you
understand my plight.I have so much to tell you about
last night something happened and I wanted your
advise,this will wait until I hear from you,its
regarding my friend Barney the Taxi driver.
Bless you and your family James and walk with the Lord
in his light always.
Your Friend
Steve
LETS SEE WHATS HAPPENS AFTER THIS.I ADDED THE BARNEY BIT TO SEE IF WE CAN LIVEN IT UP A BIT...................................................
My Dear Steve,Happy weekend! How was your church service?Did you remember to pray for me and my family?It is indeed appalling how magnanimous you are. ( I am???).
You are a man completely devoid of greed. Honestly,Only very few people posses your kind of quality.Thank you for your cooperation so far and for forwarding the letters to the Bank . I have decided from my Heart to give you 25% share of the total sum as requested by you. I will be very happy doing that to show my profound appreciation. So please don?t reject my offer.My share of 75% will be well enoughto take good care of my family.I even have plans todonate 10% of my own share to the church.
Please Steve, I want to remind you again that forthis transaction to be Successful, it must be kept secrete. Failure to do this may flop it and Might even land me in some sort of problem here.What happened last night between you and your friend Barney the Taxi driver? I am ready to give my best advise, and you should know by now that I can do anything good for you .
Waiting to hear from you.
God Bless.
James.
SO MY LAD MAY HAVE A HEART AFTERAL? 25%.DUNNO LETS SEE IF HE CAN HELP OUR STEVE WITHA LITTLE PROBLEM CONCERNING BARNEYS WIFE,WHAT WITH STEVE NOT BEING THAT BRIGHT........................................
My dearest James,
I hope you and the family are well and Didi is feeling much better
than she did last week.
Thank you for your mail yesterday,I have been busy at the church and have not long been
home,I am so tired James I dont mind telling you.
I hope the bank get my mails ok when they get to work on Monday and everything is fine,
I hope I did not mess up James,lets hope everything is OK.amen
Thank you for your kind words about me,Barney always says the same thing as well and now
hearing from somebody else as well it has really made a difference to my life,I feel like
a new man.This is because of you James and the love you have for your fellow
man,how can I every repay you for your kind deeds.
I read your reply concerning the share of the funds James and it made me weep,you are a
kind man James.I will accept your offer and donate it too the church but I will leave some
spare for Barney for a new Taxi,he is a good friend and I think this is right.
Now about my problem,it is very concerning for me as you will learn as you read,but I have
to speak to someone about this and because it involves Barney I am stuck,if you
know what I mean,so I will try and tell you all of it in my own way.
The last few weeks while riding home in Barneys Taxi with his wife she has been giving me
the eyes(if you know what I mean)last week on Monday she kept stroking the inside of my
leg asking if I liked it.Well James I know I have had my bad times and Barney is a friend
but I am,afterall ,still a man,she noticed the 'rise'of my ( you know what) and giggled
and kept,accidently,rubbing her hand over the top making it worse,I was terrified Barney
would see but he was driving and didn`t(Thank God).
We stopped at my sushi resturant and when Barney went to the toilet I told her James,NO,
because Barney is my a very very thoughful friend,I had hoped she got the message.
Then on the weekend Barney was to bring my Bed Flat Scanner to my house,because he
borrowed it to do something,anyway,Barney had to work and dropped his wife off on the way
at my house to give me the scanner.Well when she came in she started talking about what
happened but said she could not help herself because Barney was try to earn more money to
buy a new Taxi and did not give her the attentions she needed.
I sat with her and explained all again that no because I could not do this to my friend,
I gave her £20.00 and told her to leave the scanner and get a taxi home instead of
waiting 2more hours for Barney.Well this is when she asked me to make her a coffee
before she left,so I went to my kitchen and when I returned to the room she was on
my couch naked(total) I nearly dropped the plate of ginger nuts on my neew carpet James.
I said whats this and she tried to rub me again.I put the coffee tray down after a bit and
told her,'What do I have to say to say NO NO'.She then said if I did not do as she wanted
she would tell Barney I tried to drug her and have sex when he got back if I didnt
have relations with her.I told her that I am so ugly with my scares how could she want
to????, she said its the man inside she wanted and that she knew my downstairs bit
worked because she had felt it in the Taxi and she wanted to taste it and badly.
James this is man to man stuff you know that and I tell you because you are my friend.
I must admit to you and the Lord I did as she asked of me,I could NOT risk her telling
Barney that I had drugged her for sex,he would be very mad with me.I told her OK OK
but just one time only and never never must it happen again,she said OK promise.But
James she phoned me later that night when Barney went to the garage for some milk
saying she liked it and wanted to do it again on Tuesday night when Barney goes to his
camera club.I have made a big big mistake James,what can I do?? I cant sleep or eat
its driving me crazy with worry,if she tells Barney then what would happen?,he told always
tells me how he loves her so much and would die if she went away from his life.
I am in a real pickle jar here James I dont mind sayinfg to you.She is a nasty women
James and I am very afraid.Mostly because I have let down my best friend Barney,but I said
to her Barney will believe me,not her,then she said he will not I am his wife and he
believes me and if he found out he would beat be so badly my accident would be
nothing when he finished beating me.She is a women of the devil I say James,what am I to
do really.I am dreading Tuesday night,I told her I am out that night,she said if I am not
there she will tell Barney I did things to her.I am in between a rock and a hard place
James and very very scared.What do you think I could do? sometimes someone looking in can
see a way out that is blinded to me.
I think I have included all what happened that night,apart from some of the things she
wanted me to do with her that were disgraceful in my eyes.
My dearest James what could I do without you,just telling someone has made me feel
much better in my self.I am off to church to seek forgiveness for my weakness
from the Lord God,I feel it is only he who knows the truth.
With this I sign off now,if my behavior has disgusted you and you wish to stop our
proceedings I will understand for I have sinned and no one feels as bad as I do
right now,I am very low concerning this but will try and carry on in my life
as normal.
May the Lord forgive me and bless your family,I pray for you all and repent
my sin to the Lord God our Father.Amen.
With deepest Love,your Brother
Steve.
I CANT WAIT FOR HIS ADVICE,HE ALSO SENT ME A YAHOO! GREETING TODAY,CUTE OR WHAT?........................
From: James Harrison <ja1ha@yahoo.com>
Subject: THE LORD WILL SEE YOU THROUGH
My Dear Steve,
Honestly, this is confusion itself!
Temptation!! Satanic manipulation!!!
I am short of words. How I wish I can see you in person now!
That evil woman wants to sniff out the little life and happiness in you! She wants to hand you
over to the devil for everlasting damnation but she has failed. Yes! satan is in trouble. I thank the
Almighty God who gave you the courage to discuss it with me. Discussing it with me is almost the solution.
I have started praying for you. I went to talk with my Reverend about it immediately I finished reading your
mail. He has started praying wonderfully for you too.
And you know? The prayers of a righteous man
Availeth much. The devil is in trouble. Our lord will surely deliver you.
Steve, you have very little blame to share because you are mere flesh and blood.
Jesus still loves you in spite of what happened. Call upon him and tell him to hide you in
His wounds. I thought deeply about the situation and concluded that there is virtually
nothing you can do about it yourself, but help will come from above.
Finally Steve, it is written, ?resist the devil and he will flee from you? . The next
Time that evil woman plans to come to your house, simply lock-up everywhere
and go out. If you happen to see her again, preach the saving gospel of Jesus Christ
to her. Remember that nothing is impossible with God.
Steve, Do you love Jesus? Honestly, He loves you from His heart. If indeed you love
Him, don?t have anything to do with that woman again.
If you need a wife, discuss It with me, we?ll pray about it and The Lord will
bring back your wife or he will bless you with another one.
Have you heard from the bank? Inform me as soon as they communicate you.Very soon, the money will get
into your account.
May the Grace of His Resurrection be with you.
James.
You know I'm really starting to love this guy,, In the 20 Emails he has sent to me and still has yet to ask for cash.Although I sense it is not far away.So I`ll send him a reply for him to hurry and get them forged Bank Documents to me.......................................................................................
Subject: Re: THE LORD WILL SEE YOU THROUGH (He Will? Thank God Someone Will).
My dearest James,
What a glorious man you are indeed.
Praise the Lord the Almighty.
I have been waiting your mail for sometime.I was worried James I had scared our relationship with my contact to you regarding Barneys wife.
Alas,it has not,Thank the Lord.
The power of your prayer is strong James, She called me on Sunday night to tell me she is not coming over on Tuesday because she has found another lover,so I am saved from the Devil,Praise the Lord.
The only problem I now have is Barney my friend,do I tell him?,If I do this may spoil our friendship,if I dont it may also spoil it?.
I am sorry for my short mail today James,please forgive me,I am writing before work today as I was waiting for your mail.
I have not recieved word from the Bank yet James,it is a long time
waiting,maybe they are busy because of Monday being busy bank day.I do
hope the forms were correct as I now think we should hear soon from
them.
I am off to my job now James,May the Lord bless and watch over you as he watches over me also.
I pray for you and your family yesterday in church.
Best Regards to you,thank you for your help.
Steve
Yep, I think that should do it.I may have had the bank details but I have a few running at the moment and may have mislaid them,Oh well never mind.It would be fun if we had a Lawyer to deal with as well.I love getting the Lawyer sacked.......................................................................
From: James Harrison <ja1ha@yahoo.com>
subject: I THANK THE LORD FOR YOU.
Dear Steve,
I really thank God for you. (You Do?...You wont soon)
Women can be terrible. You never can imagine their actions and doings. Did you learn any lesson from
this?
Always beware of women.
I want to advice you not to tell it to Barney so that
you don't break a home. I have a strong feeling that
She (Barney's wife) can not be so shameless not to
conceal such an act from her husband.
All you need to do now is to pray for her salvation.
Pray for your sanctification too, and avoid her as
much as possible.
Steve, there is nothing to worry about. The Bank will
definitely get back to you.
The process is not as easy as you think, but I am here
to protect our transaction and ensure that everything
works out successfully. So, be patient.
Just keep this whole stuff secret, and inform me
promptly of any strange mail that comes into
Your mailbox. This is because the bank has a very
special way\format of investigation.
It is also very important , to alert and furnish me
with every information from the bank as soon as you
are contacted.
Thank you ,
James
Well soon after the Fake document arrives from the fake bank.I better get on and tell James.
I then recieve Fake Bank document.. at last took 24 emails......................................................
From: "Current Account Section" <afdbgcurrentaccount@africamail.com>
Subject: REFERENCE TO YOUR LETTERS DATED 17/05/03
FROM: AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP
ATTN: MR. STEVE BANNER AUSTIN.
SIR,
WE REFER TO YOUR LETTERS OF 17/05/2003.
ATTACHED BELOW IS THE BANK'S RESPONSE.
MANAGEMENT.
Its signed the Management so its gotta be ok right???.
Well Steve better email James as instucted with a few 'little' questions to ask.
NOTE: Copy of all fake documents on my 'Fake Documents Page--------------------------------->>>>
To: ja1ha@yahoo.com
Subject: Notice From Bank Recieved
Hi James,
I hope you are all very well today.
I am pleased and excited to tell you James I have recieved from the bank .Can you send them the 'Letter of Administrations' and a death certificate please James they need it to send you the money.
Barr Simon Ezechi is his names and his mail is :
adblegal@africamail.com
Seems a funny email address for a bank dont you think???
You may want to mail him first maybe.??
Anyway James,did you like that? I have my SuperMan Business head on tonight ha ha.
I hope you had a very nice day today.
I have had a wonderful day after all the worry over Barneys wife is now gone James and that is thanks to YOU James my friend.Did I thank you for all your prayers? I feel like a 500 pound stone has been
lifted off my head and shoulders,this I owe to you and our friendship
with tht great Lord Jesus.
As you said,yes James I have learned a very good lesson in this.
Then life is a lesson dont you think James?.
Learning the way of the Lord God and his teachings then we realise that the Lord is true in our hearts as well as in our daily lives,this I believe very strongly,like the Lords will for us to
meet in this,may I say,strange way and both bonding like brothers as
if we were children together and grown up together.
Anyway James,even my job was better today as I thought of the words of wisdom you have instilled in me.
I dont very well understand all the terms of the bank document so this I will leave in your safe hands to explain anything to me that you think is needed for me to understand,James you are as the Lord my light.
I hope it is attached with this mail,if not as before let me know and I`ll do it again.
Thank you James,my friend,my light,my warmth as we near the Lord.
Best Regards for the day.
Steve.
So I sent the fake document on to James,funny as it was probably him who mailed it out anyway...
From: James Harrison <ja1ha@yahoo.com>
Subject: I have taken note of the information.
Dear Steve,
Thanks for your mail. I have taken note of the information. The requested documents are not already at hand but I will negotiate for a Notary public who
will assemble the documents for us. I will do the negotiation tomorrow and get back to you. Meanwhile I
have attached print-out of the last statement of account of late Mr. Hogarth before he disappeared from
the bank. That is the only document concerning him
that is available to me. I think the statement of account will play important role. Understand that the
email address you referred to(adblegal@africamail.com) in your last message to me is not that of the bank. It is the email address of the bank's accredited lawyer.
So please be guided.
Regards,
James.
OK James I will be guided,the Fake Statement is on my Fake Documents Page.
Got a mail to email the Lad Lawyer,so here goes.....................................................................
To: eddynwankwo@consultant.com
Subject: Re James Harrison Account
Dearest Sir,
I have been told by James I need to contact you regarding
our business.
Please tell me what you wish.
I do this to help James,he is a very good friend who needs Gods help
in his life at the moment.
Wishing you are well today and not sick.
Regards
Steve
I let James(lad) Know I think.................................Cash talks..................................
To: ja1ha@yahoo.com
Subject: Dearest James
Dearest James My Friend,
I have contacted the Barr and I am waiting for
his return mail.
I have phoned Barney to take me to the bank this afternoon at 4pm.
He will take me and he is a trusted friend who takes me to my bank
always,as I feel safe with Barney,he is a big man.
I phoned the bank and said I need $4,500 and it will be there ready at
4:15pm so its ok,you will have to tell me who what Barr office in
London I have to give this to James..
I will wait for the Barr to call or mail me ok James?.
Well another day has gone bye.
I feel so good since your help.
You remember the girl in Sushi Bar where I go??
Well yesterday she said she had 2 tickets to the Opera and wanted me
to escort her as her date,wow,wow,wow.
We had a good time James and I asked to meet her again,but she told me
she owes £2,000 to the credit card company and will have to work non
stop so she cant go out again for 4 months.
So I wrote her out a cheque for £2,000 to help her and she said she
will call me on Sunday to arrange another date after the cheque has
cleared.
James Iam so happy I cannot tell you,I feel in love again and you said
it would happen and that I would find a good lady and I have.
You have magical powers James I really say that.
Sorry I have to go now as I have to go to the hospital before the bank
to get my false leg adjusted,it is really uncomfortable at the moment
but they did say it would after the stump settled a bit.
So good day to you and your family James and I pray for you.
Steve.
A Mail fro the Lawyer Arrives..................................................................................
OUR REF. ED/01/SID/03
FROM: EDNOK & CO.(234-8035874670)
TO: Mr. STEVE
DEAR SIR,
WELL, WE ARE NOT HEARING THE NAME FOR THE FIRST TIME. MR. HARRISON OF
DEVELOPMENT BANK SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOU CONCERNING LOST INHERITANCE
DOCUMENTS, LIKE DEATH CERTIFICATE, LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION AND TAX
CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE. HE REQUESTED FOR REPRODUCTION AND
AUTHENTICATION OF THE FOREGOING, TO WHICH WE ACCEPTED AND GAVE OUR
LEGAL CHARGES AT USD9,000 ONLY. TO THIS END WE WERE TOLD THAT YOU WILL
CONTACT OUR LAW FIRM TO DISCUSS MODE OF PAYMENT WITH US AS YOU ARE
SAID TO BE THE BENEFICIARY OF THE SAID INHERITANCE.
MR HARRISON SAID YOU ARE AN OLD FRIEND OF HIS, AND IS BEING HELPED TO
OVER COME THE DOCUMENT PROBLEM WITH HIS BANK AND ON THE OTHER HAND YOU
HAVE JUST TOLD US IN YOUR EMAIL MESSAGE THAT MR. HARRISON IS YOUR VERY
GOOD FRIEND WHO YOU ARE HELPING BECAUSE HE NEEDS GOD'S HELP AT THE
MOMENT. WE ARE NOT ABLE TO RECONCILE THIS TWO STATEMENTS. WHO IS
HELPING WHO AND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR CHARGES? WE ARE TEAM OF
WELL INFORMED LAWYERS. WE WORK WITH STRAIGHT INFORMATION.
IF MR HARRISON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CHARGES. HE SHOULD BRING THE
SAID AMOUNT TO OUR OFFICE BEFORE THE END OF WORK TODAY OR MONDAY.
WHERE YOU ARE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PAYMENT AND YOU ARE PAYING
FROM OVERSEAS, PAY BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER THROUGH MY
SECRETARY. HIS NAME IS MR. LIETUS EZEHI.
OUR ADDRESS IS 114 ZIK'S AVENUE-UWANI ENUGU NIGERIA.
WE GUARANTEE THAT WE WILL GET THE AFORE MENTIONED DOCUMENTS READY
WITHIN THREE WORKING DAYS AFTER WE RECEIVED THE PAYMENT.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
E. NWANKWO (Esq)
FOR EDNOK & CO.
The letter is very good dont you think?...............Have you noticed the Lawyers name? Mr NWANWO?
Steve Panicks and mails James....Calling the Lawyer Mr Wankco or Mr Wankwo, ha ha ha ha ha
To: ja1ha@yahoo.com
Subject: James I Got ThisStrange Mail Today????????
Dearest James,
I am in a worry....
I got this today from Mr wankwo and I dont really know what he is meaning to say.
If think he says he knows what we are doing???
James I am in a worry about this and I send it t you quickly James so you can read and explain if it is important to me.
Anyway,Barney got me to the hospital ok then to the bank to get
$4,500.But I think I may have to pay all of it?? is that what he says?.
If so can you let me know and I will have to go back to the bank again
on Tuesday as Monday is a Holiday and the bank is closed now until
Tuesday.
So James I have added the letter from the Lawyers for you to read as
you said to tell you if I get strange mails and I have today.
God Bless James and your family,and a happy weekend to you ok.
Regards
Steve.
James sorts it out for Steve, what a star my Lad is.....................................................
Subject: I talked with the lawyer on the phone.
Dear Steve,
I just dropped the telephone with the lawyer now. I
tried to contact you on your phone(44 871xxxxxxx) but
the line could not get through. Plesae confirm that
the tel line is correct. The lawyer told me on the
phone that you sent him a message stating that you are
my good friend and that you are helping me because I
need God's help. Because of this statement, the lawyer
became suprise and was wondering how you could give me
help when it is you who wants to reproduce your lost
documents. Remember that I told you he does not know
about the transaction and should not be allowed to
know details of the business. His business with us is
to get the necessary documents after he is paid.
You don't need to worry any more because I have
corrected the wrong impression. I told him that what
you meant by helping me is in terms of powerful
prayers and that some times you do send me some little
money as personal assistance. The excuse was ok with
him.
The lawyer believes that you are the one responsible
for the payment of his charges since you are the one
that needs the documents. But you are not to pay the
whole money. I will have to contribute my own half. I
told the lawyer that you have already sent me sum of
US$4,500 and promised to send the balance direct to
him. Please contact him and tell him that you have
sent half of the charges to me and that you will send
the balance of US$4,500 direct to him on Tuesday since
Monday is a work free day in England. This idea will
make him not to suspect anything when I pay him my own
part of the money on Monday. Please try to be cautious
as careless mistakes will be costly. You don't have to
joke with this transaction as such oppotunity may not
come again in our lives. On no account should the
lawyer know that I am paying part of his legal charges
from my pocket.
please contact me to inform me that you have
understood what I said in this message. I am at home
all through and will be on the computer.
Awaits your urgent response.
Wishing you a very nice weekend.
Regards,
James.
Well done James...................................................................................................
To: ja1ha@yahoo.com
Subject: Dearest James
Dearest James,
I understand your message James and tell you this as this is what you asked me in your mail ok.
1).I will email Lawyer and tell him I have sent you $4,500 that you
will give him on Monday,then I tell him I will send $4,500 with the
Western Unions Company to him on Tuesday.
I hope this is OK James.I will not mail him until you say it is all
correct in what I said to you.
Now James,I am sorry I messed up with the Lawyer in my first mail,I am
so silly sometimes and it makes me mad when I do these things
sometimes.
Now my phone is in the hall of the flats where I live and sometimes
the girl upstairs breaks it you know,I think she takes drugs alot and
always has boyfriends upstairs.
I have an old mobile phone but the signal is not very good so I do not
use it much,sometimes I cannot even call Barney when I need him
quickly and have to walk down the street to the call box.
Anyway enough of all that.
Here is the number of it ok,I have checked the number twice and it is
correct.You have to dial the UK code which is 44.I looked it up again
today to make sure I gave you the correct code first time.
So James altogether it is 44 709xxxxxxx..
If the signal is bad then I will call you on Tuesday when I get to
work as I have not all the change to use the call box down the street
and is expensive I should think.I think you can leave a mesage,I think
Barney did once and I will call you Tuesday OK.
So the plan....
1).I will email Lawyer and tell him I have sent you $4,500 that you
will give him on Monday,then I tell him I will send $4,500 with the
Western Unions Company to him on Tuesday.
2)Find a western Union Bank to send the Lawyer the money.
3).Call me, if not I call you Tuesday when I have sent the Lawyer
$4,500 Via Western Union Company.
Is this everything?.I think I have it right.
I will have to find where I can do this near my work so I can do it
when I finish at 4pm.I have never entered money this way before,But do
not worry I will look in the phone book now and phone them and ask for
where I can get it from.
So James thank you again and you and your family are in my prays(as
always).I am so sorry for nearly messing it all up,but you fixed it
James and I was worried thats why I sent it to you.
Best Wishes,Happy Weekend.
Steve.
Awww Bless him.......................................................................................................
Subject: ThAT'S IT
Dear Steve,
That is very ok. You understood the message very well.
At your own good time you can communicate the idea to
the lawyer.
I wish you a very pleasant night.
Regards,
James.
So lets fire off a mail to the Fake Lawyer................................................................
To: eddynwankwo@consultant.com
Subject: Re:REPRODUCTION OF LOST DOCUMENTS
Dear Sir,
I am Mr Steve Banner Austin from Bromley London UK.
Further to you recent contact I would like to inform you that Mr James
Harrison has recieved $4,500 from myself and will be procuring to your
office at his earliest oppertunity on Monday the first payment of
$4,500.
I will be sending you $4,500 with the Western Union Company on Tuesday
as noted, by myself,to the person and address mentioned in your
earlier email today.We have a national holiday on Monday in UK and the
banks and shops and offices are all closed on this day.
I endevour to serve you in all matters regarding this transaction Sir
Please feel free to contact me or Mr Harrison on any matter you feel
needs our attention.
Yours Faithfuly.
Mr Steve B Austin
Bromley
London
UK
That should do it James?...........................................................................................
To: ja1ha@yahoo.com
Subject: Re;Thats It !!
My Dearest James,
I know its late at night and hope I did no wake you.
I sent Mr Wankco a mail just now.
I told him as I said in my mail that you said was ok.
What I will do is add what I sent him to the end of this mail
James,its at the bottom OK so dont forget to look at the
bottom,because sometimes I forget.
It is very late here James its past midnight and Iam very tired just
now so I will fill you in on my day tomorrow,its been a good day,well
except messing up the letter to the Lawyer earlier....
So sleep well my friend and I hope my mail to Mr Wankco was good this
time.I will put it at the end of the letter when I finish writing or I
cant do it.
I will do it with paste and copy,Barney showed me how to do it this
afternoon,it really makes it easier not writing things again and again.
Anyway James I leave you in peace to sleep and read the letter I sent
to the Lawyer,It took me ages to write but I am very proud of it,its a
work of art and sounds very polite and posh business like.
Well I think so anyway,this computer is really helping me.
Barney says I should buy a Laptopp to use at work as well so I think I
will go to Homer Computer Centre again and buy one,they are very good
in their James,if ever you come to London I take you there.
When I bought my computer they gave me a free mouse mat for
nothing,not a penny,I will make sure you get a good deal OK James.
So good night my far away friend and bless your family.I pray for you.
Regards
Steve
PS I forgot to say I will call you Tuesday as I did not hear my
phone,I will call after work about 4pm in London.
Ok lets see what happens,I think I will wind this one up shortly.........................
From: James Harrison <ja1ha@yahoo.com>
Subject: Have a pleasant night.
Dear Steve,
Yes, it is a very nice message to the lawyer. I am
proud of it. It will go down well with the lawyer when
he reads through it.
It is 11pm here now. I have to go to bed to enable me
go to work early tomorrow morning.
Have a pleasant night.
Regards,
James.
So I get a nice mail the next day from the Lawyer confirming what James said..........
Subject: WE RECEIVED YOUR E-MAIL MESSAGE.
DEAR CLIENT,
WE HEREBY CONFIRM WELL RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL MESSAGE.
PLEASE PERMIT ME TO ALSO USE THIS MEDIUM TO EXPRESS OUR HAPPINESS OVER
YOUR DECISION TO CHOOSE OUR RESPECTFUL LAW FIRM FOR YOUR LEGAL
SERVICES IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD.
WE THEREFORE EXPECT TO RECEIVE FIRST BATCH OF PAYMENT OF OUR LEGAL
CHARGES, YOU MADE THROUGH MR. HARRISON, BEFORE THE END OF WORK TODAY.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
E. NWANKWO.
EDNOK.
That name cracks me up,and Steve keeps calling him Mr Wankco ha ha ha.
Now I was going to wrap this one up,but what about Barney the Taxi Driver getting wind of his scam?? Well with a bit of help from Steve maybe? Lets give Barney an oppertunity to do so.Read on...................
Subject: Another strange mail to day James !!
Dearest James,
How are you and you family?.
I read your mail this morning and thank you for saying it was OK, It
made me very happy to hear it after my last mail to the Lawyer.
So James I got another letter from Mr Wankco( He he he he, what a name).
but it may have come yesterday.
I have put it at the bottom for you to read ok James,
I will use the paste/copy again as it worked the last time just fine.
I am sorry I could not send it yesterday as I had a strange thing
happen to my computer.It would not connect to the internet,i read the
book 2 times and still could not do it.
So Barney said he would fix it for me so when I went to church he went
back to my house and fixed it for me.
He has a spare key so he can get in if I have an accident or lose my
key,I have done that before I dont mind telling you.
So I came back from church and Barney had fixed it for me,he used my
printer while he was there to test it was ok for me.He is a good
friend you know James.
So anyway,I added the letter from the Lawyer at the bottom James for
you to read,its not long one but I think everything is ok.
Now I let you get back to your business thngs James and I will speak
with you later.
God Bless you James and your Family.
Regards from your friend,
Steve.
I then get a letter from the Lawyer that our Lad has paid his $4,500 to them (Yeh right) and now to pay mine..BUT
Suddenly James, my Lad, gets an unexpected mail from Barney,He saw some mail from him to Steve and wants in on the deal,but will James do it????................................................................................................
To: ja1ha@yahoo.com
Subject: Concerning Mr Steve Austin Urgent
Dear Sir,
You do not know of me Sir,but I know of you.
My name is Barney ,I am a friend of Steve Austin.
Now,yesterday Steve asked me to help him again with his computer,Steve is not very good with computers.(Good way in or what?).
I was fixing his connection settings while he was at church and came across 4 emails from yourself and a so called law company called Mr Lwankwo.
What exactley is going on here???
I am a good friend of Mr Austin and feel the need to check with you Sir,I have not mentioned this to Steve yet and he is unaware I have mailed you or seen his
email,which was by mistake only.
I wondered why Steve asked me to take him to the bank and draw a large amount of cash on Friday,he told me it was the church money and not his so I should not worry myself.
But I feel I am his Guardian Angel and watch over him often.Even though I know he has feelings for my wife.
Now this seems to me as an elaberate con some how,getting Steve to send you money??.
I have thought about this long and hard last night.
I too need some cash to help for my new Taxi I need to buy,So I will keep quiet to Steve if some money can come my way,say £1,300.So if you can think of a way to get Steve to pay more maybe? instead of what he is sending you?
.
He does trust me Sir and Steve has loads of cash,Did he tell you after his accident he got £1.5 Million pounds in damages?????.
He gave £500,000 to the church the same day !!!.
Now,I have copys of the last 4 mails he got from you,I printed them off his computer as proof.
You mention my name in one of them?.So he has told you of me I guess.
Well if you can get a higher amount from him then tell him to give it to me to send to you(He trusts me) and I will take my cut of the cash and send you the
rest.
The other option is for me to tell Steve that I think he is being frauded with what looks like an old nigerian letter scam from the 1980's but now in the
form of email.
Steve is a bit slow and very generous,but silly with his money and is easly led on,so I promise to protect him as a friend,but I also need cash and Steve will not miss this small amout of money.
He has offered to pay 50% of the cost of my new Taxi but I said NO,this is the type of man he is,He is a man of God, although I dont go into that sort of thing,I think its rubbish myself.
Now I leave this with you to consider Sir.
From
Barney
Well I bet my Lad is in right pickle right now,but he does reply to Barney
but he IS stalling for thinking time
From: James Harrison <ja1ha@yahoo.com>
Subject: Are you there?
Mr Barney Hi,
I am suprise at your email message.(Yeh I bet you are buddy).
Anywhere I have just come back from work and have snappily read
through your message. I need to take my bath etc and
then go back to the computer to no what it's all
about.
James
Well lets remind him shall we...............................................................
From: Barney
To: ja1ha@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Are you there?
Sir,
I suggest you re read my mail Sir.
I will be seeing Steve tomorrow and if I do not hear
from you by then I will show him what you are doing and
other 419 scams you have been doing to people
as he has asked me to pick him up from work then take
him somewhere.
Mr Barney.
His relpy has got to be good,this Lad is smart,well a bit anyway.
** This is going past the realm of belief.**
I will not update this page until completed with this Lad Keep coming back,this is unreal,and useful.
Now Updated and complete, lets continue with James now.
I held off because after introducing Barney through James Mail Barney was invited in to the con against Steve. Finish reading and enjoy.
.......................................................................................................................................................
From James Harrison <ja1ha@yahoo.com>
Hellow Mike,
I have a question for you. Do you want to be a rich
man or do you simply need just 1,300 for a taxi?
Answer me before I can then give you detailed
information on what needs to be done. We can be very
good friends in future. May be God wants us to know
each other. My personal tel number is 234 8033195564.
You are very free to also call me on the phone. If you
have a tel line, please send the number to me on your
return mail. I will give you detailed message tomorrow
morning after I have received your answer to my
question.
Regards,
James.
So I send him a mail back and the get this.....HE TELLS ME HOW THE SCAM WORKS..
Subject: OK, let's go on.
Dear Barney,
I got your mail. Let's enter into business.
Yes I called you disrespectful because you keep on
mentioning my name in full like if I am a school
pupil, that's by the way.
Ok Barney, you shall be entiltled to 25% of all
payments. It is not just only me on this side. There
are other two guys. Understand that target of this
deal is not just a single payment. It is usually
several. Do you understand that. What we need in this
situation is your trust and a quick learning of the
system. If you can learn the system quickly then you
are a millionaire.
How do you pick up the said 25% because it is not
smooth to tell steve to give the money to you to go
and pay on his behalf. He will begin to wonder the
relationship between you and I. This business has
partern and if you take it easy with us you will know
all the intricasies. This first step with Steve is
just a pie-nut(4,500$) Understand that we are reliable
guys to each other. We don't hurt ourselves because we
work towards a common goal. Your star is such a
wonderful one for this contact you have made to this
group. Let us work togeher.
Please tell me how you
wish to take your cut. I can ask Steve to pay part of
the money to the western union and the balance later.
This will mean that you will now know how to convince
him to let you pay that balance on his behalf, then
you take that as your cut. This arrangement is not so
good because if he ask you to pay that balance on his
behalf and you fail to make the payment since it is
your cut, the money will be traceable to you at the
end as you will have no evidence to prove that you
paid the money to overseas. Better option for you to
receive your cut will demand that you will need to
repose confidence in me. That is to say you must rely
on trust. But I can assure you that I will not betray
your trust for me since we are working together for a
common goal. If the deal is well followed Steve will
pay money sevserally, so there is no way I will cheat
you at this very first time. The option is this. Let
Steve send the entire money to us. Then we work out
your percentage and send back to you in your name
through western union. You will get back your cut the
same day. This arrangement will make you to wash your
hands off the deal if on the long run Steve
understands that he is being played.
A lot of documents will be sent to him and he will pay
much more than this in due course so there is no way
you will be cheated as that will simply mean spoiling
the business. Barney, as we progress we will know each
other. I promise you that. We can arrange for you to
come over here for a short holiday. Alternatively I
can meet you up there or in any part of Europe like
Malaga in Spain where one of our colleagues lives.
Believe me, at the end of this transaction we will get
not less than 600'000 from Steve if you confirm that
he has the money. If you have to be a millionaire, you
must think like a millionaire. If you are not
confortable with this last option then fashion out the
best way to collect your cut without any implication.
There is no need hiding at the back of camera. Let's
open up to each other.
I shall be waiting to hear from you ASAP.
Best regards,
James.
That is just to prove that it is not usually one silly Lad in a Internet Cafe' on his own,its big.........
Lets throw a spanner in the works...He he he