So I mailed him accepting an offer of his to buy my Truck.Anyway this suddenly changes to him giving me details of releasing Millions of Dollars from a security company in London?? He is very much a true lad.Enjoy.
THE LAD: idika kalu, I love to drive him bandy and give him the odd telling off,also get the Security Company sacked and the cash transfered from Spain to London... Enjoy.
> Thank you for your mail.
> The Dodge pick up truck is still available.
> Please excuse my late resopnse as I had to get quotations for shipping,unless you are getting it
> collected by your agent.
> Truck £8,950
> Shipping £1,780
> Total £10,730p (IN UK POUNDS).
Then suddenly I get this from him??......................................................................................
Subject: Re: Re investment
DEAR STEVE,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL YOU SEND TO ME,I AM VERY HAPPY TO
HEAR FROM YOU.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IF YOU WILL LIKE ME TO INVEST
THIS TOTAL MONEY IN YOUR COMPANY AS YOU ARE TO TELL ME
HOW I AM GOING TO GET MY SHEAR OR PERCENTAGE AS I WANT
TO LET YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS MONEY IS 10 MILLION POUNDS.
PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO TELL ME AS THE BANK SAID THAT
THEY WILL NOT GIVE ME THE CHECK BUT THEY MONEY WILL BE
CASH,AND I HAVE DIRECTED THE SECURITY COMPANY TO MOVE
THE MONEY AND I USE YOUR NAME TO DEPOSITE IT IN SPAN AS
I HAVE NOT SEE ANT COURIER COMPANY THAT CAN MOVE THIS
MONEY TO LONDON SO YOU HAVE TO GET BACK TO ME FOR ME TO
SEND TO YOU THE DOCUMENT FOR YOU TO TRAVEL TO SPAIN FOR
CLAIMING OF THIS MONEY.
OUT OF THIS MONEY I WILL BE INVESTING IN YOUR COMPANY I
WILL GIVE YOU 20% FOR HELPING ME.AND THE REMANING 80% I
WILL LIKE TO INVEST 50% IN YOUR COMPANY WHILE THE 30%
WILL BE FOR ESTATE MANAGEMENT.
I HOPE YOU WILL TELL ME HOW IT WILL BE IF YOU ADMIT IT
OR DID YOU WANT ME TO INVEST ALL IN YOUR COMPANY?
I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.
THANKS
KALU
Looks like we have gone from him buying my fake truck to me buying into his Fake money scam?? Oh Well.....
Should I get excited? yes? OK then...
Thanks for your email.
> I cant believe your offer, 20% of 10 million? is that
> DOLLARS???. Wooooooo Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! MONEY..
> I thought you wanted to buy my truck not invest in my
> company,but hey lets do it my friend we can both be
> very rich.
> I can get to Spain,thats easy for me I have house in
> Valencia Spain.We should do this deal my friend.Let me
> know if there is anything else I need to do.
> Regards
> Steve
That should do it just fine.................................................................................................................
Dear STEVE,
Thanks for your mail dated on 13TH of may and your mail
is well understood I want you to prepare your traveling
as I will like you to have some document that show that
you are the original beneficiary of this money as I
deposited this money as a consignment today so you have
to go and claim it for the transaction of investing it
in your company commence.
And hope that before Tuesday you have to call the
security company in span as you did not give me your
fax where will I fax the document as the certificate of
claim and deposit certificate I just have your phone
number as you will wait for my call so do tell me or
did you want the original copy of the document?
Hope to hear from you as soon as you get this mail I
await your urgent reply
Thanks hope to see you soon.
Kalu
Certificate?? what certificate. Mr Kalu is getting sloppy..................................................................
What do you mean you want documents to
prove I am the relative of this dead person??? You know I am NOT the real relative so how can I have documents to prove I am? Are you drunk? and been on the whiskey?.
I dont even know what name you are using for me,I am not a mind reader Kalu.
I will make plans to travel next Friday and will be in Spain Friday night,can you sort this by then?.
My FAX is +44 8714XXXXXX my phone is +44 7092XXXXXX.
You may send documents via FAX/Email/Carrier Pigeon itsyour choice.
Let me know how you want me to proceed my friend,the
ball is in your court my partner.
Much Regards to you
Steve.
?????.................................................................................................................................................
Subject: investment
Dear Steve,
How are you today? I am soory for not hearing from mehow is every thing? I want you to know that you have tocall the security company as soon as you get my mail and tell them that you are expecting some consignmentfrom Nigeria if the consignment have reached that you are about to come over to their company for collectionof the consignment as soon as possible.
Please you have to know due to my commitment in my service now I have told the security company to callyou and give you go ahead other to claim this consignment as I want to talk to you but you said you are in Spain now( I wasn`t but I can be if you want ha ha). kindly give to so that we will talk to
each other hope to hear from you now.
I want you to know that this consignment is being deposited in your name so you have to the certificate
of deposit to the security company to show that you arethe owner of this consignment, as I will meet you as soon as you claim this money in London. And I will like to have the contact of the security company and the name of the officer in charge.
GLOBAL NETWORK SECURITY COMPANY.
S.A. MADRID SPAIN.
TEL/ 34-620174988
FAX/ 34-916645449
OFFICER INCHARGE / SAMUEL CLARK
THANKS
DR KALU (Note: he is now Doctor Kalu?? ).
So I`m not going to call the Fake'Security Company' lets bend his mind....................................
Subject: RE investment IMPORTANT
Hi Kalu,
My good friend how are you today?
I got your email and thank you for the informations.
You said I need the 'Certficate of Deposit'.
I don`t have this yet Kalu??? I have not recieved it as yet ,can youmail it to me as soon as posiible urgently.
Once I get the certificate I will contant the Security Company in Madrid.
Also phone is on divert so you can call me, +44 709XXXXXXX it will
connect to my phone here.
I await your reply my friend.
Regards Most
Steve.
Go on call my voicemail, I want to buy time and play.Yep I'm still a git.
But I got my document.....Awww bless him....................................................................................
Subject: THIS IS THE DOCUMENT
DEAR STEVE,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.I AM TRYING TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS
DOCUMENT IS SEND TO YOU TODAY SO THAT YOU CAN GO AHEAD
TO CALL THE SECURITY COMPANY PLEASE AS SOON AS YOU
RECEIVE THIS MAIL AS I ATTACHED THE DOCUMENT TO YOU
PLEASE YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE THING AND HOW EFFORT I
HAVE TRIED TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS TRANSACTION COME TO
CONCLUSSION.
AND TRY TO GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU SPEACK TO THE
SECURITY COMPANY AS WELL.
AND I HAVE EVERY INTENSSION OF COMING TO MEET YOU AS
SOON AS YOU DEPOSITED THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
THANKS HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU.
DR KALU
I dont, I'm having fun................................................................................................................
Subject: Re Document
Hi Kalu,
I am now in the area of Catalonia Spain (NOT)staying at 'Vilafranca
del Penedès' Can I meet the security guy there??
I will have to be there for 1 week only.
Mail me and I will arrange to meet him there ok.
Regards
Steve.
There is a great cam outside a hotel there can I get him on it??...................................................
Subject: CALL THE SECURITY COMPANY NOW
please steve,
do not make things to be dificualt so you go ahead and
call the security company to come and pick you do not
west time to call them now and get back to me.
Thanks
Kalu
OH NO !! He is getting the hump with me mmmmmm Well Honey 2 can do that.!!.....................
Subject: Re ; CALL THE SECURITY COMPANY NOW
Hello Mr Kalu,
How do you do.( I'm a poet and didn`t know it).
Now I just got your mail.I have just phoned the security company and
got a non-line.Please can you confirm the number is TEL/ 34-62017498
Please get back to me soon on this as time is important.
Also what do they mean by 'Demurrage' at £200 per day? Demurrage means
a fee charged to shipping agents when ships are held up in dock.This
seems a strange word to use on an official document.
Another thing,you may want to check your boxes are safe as the
certificate of Deposit they gave you for your boxes has a few spelling
mistakes, are the company who holds them OK? you may want to check.
Anyway I will try again the phone number TEL/ 34-62017498( I miss out the last number ha ha)
and if no answer I will wait on your mail with the correct one,or call me on my
phone its on +44 7092043180.
I did look on the documents they sent you but there is none on there.
May the Lord bless you with his wind.
Steve.
OH My he is getting angry now.............................................................................................................
Dear steve,
Thanks very much for your mail and your mail is well understood,i am very sorry that the number you call is
not the number i gave to you .( Oh its not??, Im a bad boy).
You made a mistake on the number but this is thew right
number 34-620147988 AND FAX is 34-916645449 this is the
right number i want you to use to call him, but his
private and cell phone is 34-696502724 you can call him
now for i am rouning round to make sure that this
transaction is through.
So i go ahead to hear from you for i am calling the
their branch manager so call him now on his mobile line
ok if you did not get him on their office as from 9am
to 6pm.
Hope to hear you calling him now.
Thanks
DR KALU
Just thinking of a way out of ringing the fake 'Security Company' When this arrives,'Excellent Smithers'..........
ATTN: Mr. Steve W. Biddulph,
LETTER OF NOTIFICATION
We write to notify you on the deposit which has been under our custody awaiting claim.
Moreso, the instruction has been received from DR. KALU IDIKA as to deliver the deposit to you upon your request without any question or delay as all information has been clarified and qualify for the release of the consignment.
In this case, you are here-by advised to make a travel arrangement to Madrid Spain with relevant information for the claiming, clearing and release of the consignment such as:
(1) An identification, they are: (i) your passport or
(ii) driving license.
(2) An authorisation letter(power of attornery) from your partner.
(3) The sum of 20,150euros to obtain clearance which permits the release of the consignment from the security vault.
(4) A copy of the certificate of deposit issued when the deposit was
made.
(5) Two passport sized photograph.
We will make all necessary arrangement for the smooth completion of the transaction prior to your arrival.
Awaiting your urgent response and endeavour to send us your flight schedule to enable an official driver from the company to receive you at the airport .Should there be any question or if you need our assistance in making a hotel reservation on your behalf, do not hesitate to notify us.
Best Regards,
Samuel Clark
Great Timing on their behalf I must say.Now lets 'Try' and arrange a meeting between Steve(me) and the 'Security Company' in Spain.There are some good web cams in Spain so lets see if I can..............................................................
Subject: RE: Notification Urgent Reply Requested Please !!
For Attention Of: Mr Samuel Clark.
Dear Sir,
May I first thank you for your email today and your informations.(I love using that Lad word).
I am in fact in Spain as we speak so dont worry as to collecting me.
I am in Barcelona at the moment in the provence of Catalonia.(NOT).
If you wish we can meet here or I can tavel across to Madrid at a place suit to us both on Saturday as I have a small business deal to conclude here until Friday.
I have taken note of your request and have with me my UK driving Licence,My Uk Passport.
I will attain the certificate from my partner in due course by then.
I can have my 2 photo`s done locally here so no problem.
I visited the Bank today and have arranged to collect Cash Moneys of 20,150 Euro`s in Cash only.(Magic Word With Lads)
I feel this is going to be much quicker for us rather than waiting on cashiers cheques and the like.I like to deal
cash in these situations when time is short for business.
As soon as you can tell me what city to meet you I will arrange a time and place for this meeting,although time will be short as I travel back to the UK on Sunday night,so please note.
I await your quick response to this mail as Dr Kalu is very keen to act on this business as I am,this he has probably told you
in communications with yourselfs.
So I leave the ball in your court for our meeting Saturday.
You may call my Private Number which is diverted to my phone in Spain
at no extra cost to you,I pay for the diverted call or at least my
company does. +44 7092XXXXXX.
If I do not answer I am in meeting so please Email me at this address only.
Kind Regards to you.
Mr. Steve W. Biddulph.
I wait with a silly grin.........................
Then I get another 'Call The Security Company' Email from Dr Kalu again,Right my old son you are in for it.............
Subject: Re: Re ; CALL THE SECURITY COMPANY NOW
-Dear Steve,
How are you today? as i am expecting to hear from you
today but you did not write to me to tell me how you
have gone with the security company.
Please do not west time to write to me i look forward
to hear from you.
Thanks.
KALU
OK Mr Nasty head,................................................................................................................
Subject: Re Call the security company now !! DONT HASSLE ME PLEASE KALU !!!!!!!!
My Dear Dr Kalu,
How do you do,
Now calm down a bit old boy and do not sweat.
I have been in contact with Mr Samuel Clark of Globes Netes Security.
He has given me all the information I have to have and the cash money
I have to have when I meet him.So please do not panick.
I wrote to him today and told him I have all the nessary items he
needs.
I have also told him I have ordered Cash Moneys of 20,150 Euro`s
in Cash only from a bank in Spain Barcelona that I collect ready in
cash on Friday.
I have asked him to mail me back or call me OK Sir,to arrange a
meeting together either in the Barcelona area or Madrid whatever
suited him OK,SO PLEASE CALM DOWN SIR PLEASE OK.IT IS IN HAND OK.
As soon as he mails me or phones me or WHATEVER HE WANTS TO BLOODY DO
OK.I will let you know.
Please DR Kalu I have had a very busy day in a HOT office in Barcelona
region and am very tired and groggy.
I do NOT need brash emails from you at this time OK!.
It is all in hand and I meet with the Security Company man on Saturday
if it is OK with him to do so.
I have a long meeting ahead and one on Friday morning so we have time
for him to reply when he gets his wop arse into gear.
From
Steve. OK!!!!!
Chew on that for awhile and enter the Fake Security Company email and reply.................
Dear STEVE,
Thanks for your mail, as it is well understood and I
have calm down as you told me. (Good Lad).
Please do not west time to deposit this money as soon as you claim it in to
your account even if it happen that you are to open
account in Madrid to deposit it and then instruct the
bank to transfer it to the account you will like it to
be deposit on and do not fail to let me know as soon as
this is done ok.
I want you to make sure that you collect this
consignment any time from now as you told me that you
are going to be in Madrid on Saturday, so if possible
try as much as you can so that it will not count any
demurrage as soon as you claim it from now to Saturday
it will not count demurrage but as their branch office
told me that started from Monday that they will count
demurrage on it.
Hope to hear from you as soon as you claim the
consignment.
Thanks
Dr KALU
So a Mail from the 'Security Company ' Arrives......................................................
Subject: RE: Notification Urgent Reply Requested Please !!
Attn: Mr. Steve W, Biddulph,
We have taken note of your mail, please is there any way you can be in Madrid on Friday to enable us start the meeting in time on Saturday morning.
Please call me immediately you get to Madrid and check into your hotel.
Regards,
Samuel Clark.
Yeh Sure my old son, anything else?
I have found some web cams in Madrid,Lets see if I can get him near one?..............................................
Subject: RE: Notification Urgent Reply Requested Please !!
Attention Of : Mr Samuel Clark
Globes Netes
Madrid.
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your mail today.
I have looked into it and the best I can do is drive across from from where I am now on Friday Late night and end up in Madrid at around 9:30am Saturday.
I am meeting a friend at Getafe Village on Saturday late afternoon looking at a property with him that we are thinking of buying.
The only place I would want to quickly visit while in Madrid is the square 'Plaza Major'.I think they had a big concert in the square last week sometime.
I am very interested in bronze sculptur and I hear there is a beautiful horse bronze right in the middle of the square that I have never seen,Do you know this place? As I need to visit it for some photo's it would be good if you could tell me the easyway there
maybe?.If then after meeting we could eat somewhere.
Anyway I will await your mail regarding this.
Regards
Steve.
Web Cams at both places so lets see.........................................................................
Subject: RE: Notification Urgent Reply Requested Please !!
Attn: Mr. Steve W. Biddulph,
In that regards, please make your hotel reservation at
Crown Plaza hotel
Plaza De Espa?a
Tel: 914548500
As soon as you arrive and check into the hotel, give me a call.
Regards,
Samuel Clark.
No dont be silly now............................................................................................................................
Subject: Re:Reservation in Madrid
Dear Samuel,
Thanks for your mail,as I said in my last email I will not be staying in Plaza Mayor Area just visiting for 2 hours.
I will then be meeting a business partner outside Madrid later in the day.
I have an Idea.
I collect your cash money tomorrow from the bank.
I drive to Madrid as I told you very late Friday early morning,
I will be at the Plaza Major easy by 11am on Saturday.Why dont you meet me at the Horse Bronze in the square at that time,I may arrive a
little before then but that will give me time to look at the beautiful bronze statue there.
After we can eat at a resturant near by before I go to meet my friend.
So please mail me that this is OK with you and I will meet you at 11am at the statue,If you stand at the rear of the horse statue and hold a newspaper I will approach you and introduce myself to you ok.
I will have a case with me with the cash moneys of 20,150 Euro's ok.
I look forward to our very sucessful meeting at 11am Saturday.
Regards
Steve.
......................................................................................................................................
Subject: Re:Reservation in Madrid.
Attn: Mr. Steve W. Biddulph,
Please be advised that the indicated area will not be convenient for the meeting.
Better still, the meeting will be held at Crown Plaza hotel
Plaza de Espa??a
Call me on tel: 620147988 upon your arrival to Madrid.
Regards,
Samuel Clark.
Ok lets try and sort this out buddy....Oh Also Voicemail from 'Security Company
CLICK HERE----------->>>>>
Subject: RE Re:Reservation in Madrid
Dear Sir,
I have told you that I will not have time to go to the Hotel you suggested.
I need to go to the square of Plaza Major,and If I ALSO have to go to the hotel I will miss my meeting with my partner outside Madrid.
If you want the deal to go ahead I suggest you arrange to be at the Horse Statue at 11am in Plaza Major.
I have already collected cash money of over 20,000Euro today.
If you cannot make the meeting there then on Monday I put it all back into the Bank ok.
You will have to answer to Dr Kalu OK,not me ok.
Please contact me quickly regarding this urgent matter.
The ball is in your court Sir.
Mr. Steve
This lad is hard work...I want him on a web cam,but will I get it??..............................................
Attn: Mr. Steve W. Biddulph,
We are surprised that you did not map out time for the transaction. Should we tell Dr. Kalu that you were unable to attend one or two hours meeting on the transaction?
Any way if you cannot be able to make the meeting at Crown Plaza hotel, you should then re-schedule on when you can come for the transaction.
Regards,
Samuel Clark.
Ok wise guy,you want some?..............................................................................................................
Subject: Re:Reservation in Madrid
Dear Mr Samuel Clark,
When I was first contacted by Mr Kalu I told him I already had plans for travel to Spain on business and that we/ I could fit this transaction in while I was there ok.
I did not make special arrangements to visit you as I already had flight booked for other business 1 month before.
He said this would be OK and he would fit in a meeting in Madrid to
suit me.
As I said I have the cash moneys with me know and will be travelling to Madrid early morning then to meet other partner outside Madrid for a meeting that was arranged 1 month ago.
The only reason I said meet me at Plaza Major was to kill two birds with one stone, so to speak, and see the Statue and you at the same time.(Location of Webcam)
If you cannot meet me there then fine,you can meet me at the village of Getafe after my other business there at 5pm.(Another good webcam).
If not the deal is off and I return cash to my bank.
I do not have time for this time wasting driving to hotels ect,ect.
Mr Kalu knew of my plans before hand and this is what was agreed.
If you cannot complete this deal as Mr Kalu and myself arranged then
YOU Email/Phone Mr Kalu and explain your situation to him and why the deal has been cancel because of you,not me, ok.
I must go now.
Steve
So A quick mail to Mr/Dr Kalu,who ever he is today complaining about the 'Security Company'.
Subject: Security Company Sloppy
Dear Mr Kalu
How do you do?.
I have had contact with the security company and I not very happy with there attitude regarding our business.
They seem to want the impossible from me,.
I have told them to meet me but they have not returned my mail.
It seems I will have to return the cash money over 20,000 euro back to my bank.
I need to know if they are meeting me at 11am at Plaza Major as
arranged.
Regards
Steve
And another to the security company....................................................................................................
Subject: Re: RE Re:Reservation in Madrid URGENT!!!!!!!
Hi,
I need to know if you are meeting me or not at 11am at Plaza Major,I
will wait at 11am for 30mins only ok.
If not I return money to bank.
Steve
Security Company Reply,Its just not working out...Bugger! !.................................................................
Attn: Mr. Steve W. Biddulph,
We do understand your tight schedule but it is unfortunate that the said time will not be convenient(sufficient) for us in processing the clearance release and for the delivery of the consignment to you as we will need a minimum of 24 working hours.
However, you can travel back to London and then arrange in coming back for the completion of the transaction. Please keep in touch as soon as you arrive back to London for onward arrangement.
Regards,
Samuel Clark
No chance of that buddy.........................................................................................................................
Subject: Re : Madrid Meeting
Dear Sir,
I am in a Internet shop in the Plaza Major.
I have been waiting for you at the Statue for 30mins,you were not there.
I then get your email just before logging off.
I now go to my other business meeting.
I see from your mail you wish me to return back to Spain at a later date?.
No Sir.If you wish the transaction to continue then you will have to
make arrangements for one of your partners to meet me in London.
I will cover the travel cost that you will add to payment.
If not then this is the end Sir.
Thank You for your mail anyway and wasting my time today.
Steve.
Mr/Dr Kalu returns my mail at last......................................................................................................
Dear STEVE,
How are you I just read your mail now but I am not happy with your mail please kindly go to the security company to pick up this consignment please do not fail
to do that for this consignment not to count demurrage ok.
Tell Mr. Clark to tell you where you will meet him or where they will pick you as for you to claim this
consignment please try to comply with them and what ever they told you so that they will realize this
consignment as soon as you presented their requirement ok.
I wait to hear from you soonest
Dr KALU
Ok here we go lets see what happens.........................................................................................
Subject: Sloppy security company
Dear Dr Kalu,
How do you do?.(He He He He).
I have just got your mail.
I have been in contact with the security company 5 times,and even this
morning I sent 2 more emails regarding meeting them in Madrid today and still they could NOT meet me.
I have now completed my business and in my Hotel.
I have returned the 20,150 Euro`s back into the bank in Madrid Near
the Plaza Major where I was expecting to meet the security company
today.The withdrawal and deposit cost me 90 Euros because it was not a
UK bank.
So as my pre arranged meetings are now concluded in Spain I will be
flying home tomorrow Afternoon.
Now you knew that in our very first contact that I was to be in Spain
anyway this weekend and I have gone to great pains and expense to help
conclude our business while here and I am not pleased at the out come
one little bit Sir.How the security company operate a business is well
beyond me...
The last email I recieved from them was while I was in the center of
Madrid waiting for them telling me I will have to arrange to fly to Spain again next
week,the bloody cheek of it,I was so mad,who the fcuk do they think
they are? God himself? I am disgusted with my treatment from them.
Now I suggest 2 things to you now.
1).Quickly send your consignment to a London security company and make
other arrangements with them.
2).Forget the whole deal.
This could have been conclude in 20 mins today and they saw fit not to do it.
I also was walking around in Madrid with a case containing over 20,000
Euros Cash Money,what if I had been stopped by the police? have you
thought of that?.
So its your call Sir,I am happy to conclude this business in England
or Europe but NOT with these scum bags in spain who are ment to be
professional business men,I hope they get the pox,twice,every day for
a year.
Anyway,I leave this in your hands,its your money as well.
Mr. Steve Biddulph.
Well lets check out his reply.I have found the mention of 'Cash Moneys' works a treat...................................
Subject: KEEP YOUR PHONE OPEN OK
Dear Steve,
Thanks for your mail dated on 24TH of may 2003 and after receiving your mail I can not believe it as I did not know that this will happen to me in this transaction and that lead me to they security company head office and it happen that I meet one of the officer and was given me the director’s appointment as I will meet him tomorrow so that I will talk with him
how his security company fork my partner up(Hey Hey, Good Lad)..
I want you to open your phone as I called your number
but it was not going what is problem with your number.
Look my friend I want you to know that hence this
transaction is consign I trust you as I will like you
to know that you will not regret to know me as you will
smile soon.
I will like you to know first thing tomorrow morning I
will be in they director office here and I will like to
call you so that you will tell they director what
exactly happen to you ok.
As I am here now I am mad too but I know when you speak
with their director he will know what to do as I will
like you to open you phone do not fail to do so, so
that if you can instruct their director to move this
consignment to you in London so that you will hear from
him
I will like you to be near your phone and all check
your mail so that you will hear from me as soon as I
went to they security company’s office and I apologies
about how they treat you I know if not for me you
wouldn’t have do this but you know we will laugh at
last and also you are my business partner ok do not
feel bad ok boy.
Hope to speak with you tomorrow morning ok.
Thanks for your understanding.
DR KALU
I`m not dealing with those guys again Doc,not in this life time.Lets throw in an offer of a 'Gift'.
Subject: RE:KEEP YOUR PHONE OPEN
Dear Dr Kalu,
Thank you for your mail.
I am now at home and after a long flight,a hot bath and a good glass of Brandy I am now ok once again.
The matter is a very sad matter to say the least.
I am sad to say that even though I am very very keen to complete this business deal with you I will NOT deal with these untrustly people in Spain again.
I have a saying which states that 'Money is not everything',
Even though of the large amount of money involved I feel in my heart dealing with these people again is not worth the risk and have no intention of speaking with there Director and it will,I assure you, turn nasty with no out come in your interest or mine.(As he likes my sayings).
Now my phone number is:
Phone +44 709xxxxxxx.
Fax +44 871xxxxxxx..
I spoke to a business partner who said he had trouble contacting me in Spain and I will be buying a new GSM Tri-Band Mobile next week so people can get me all over the world.Maybe when we meet in London some day I will buy you one also.
Tomorrow is a Holiday in the UK so I will not be in my office,I will be taking a nice day off and having a few rounds of golf with some business friends and collecting a large cheque for the profit of my visit to Spain last week from one of my business partners,so I guess we will be buying alot of $400.00 a bottle Bollinger Champagne.That`ll piss him off as the average wage is $90 a month in Nigeria).
So until I hear from you regarding a different security company in
Europe then good day to you Sir.
Regards
Steve.
So lets see what my Lad has to say about that??.In the mean time a note from the security company.
Subject: Re: Re : Madrid Meeting
Attn: Mr. Steve W. Biddulph,
If you cannot be able to return back to Madrid, we will then have to arrange in processing the clearance and in making the delivery of the consignment to you in London.
Please advise!
Regards,
Samuel Clark
Me? I will but not with you...But Dr/Mr Kalu Mails me back.................................................
Dear STEVE,
Thanks for the mail you sent to me, I have get in touch
with the director of the security company regarding
this consignment to be send to you in London on be half
of what I told him as a surfing to my partner in Spain
and he promise to meet you in London as He want to hear
from you so can it be possible for you to call him so
that I will speck with you in his office 12.00 noon in
my time ok.
So can you please try so that we will make the
arrangement of this consignment sending to London as
they director say that he want to hear from you
regarding how the Spain people treated you as I am so
mad too. As this is the director’s phone number
(234-1-7758065) please this is his personal number you
can call him now as you send to me an e-mail ok.
Do not west time as he will tell you as I have laird
the complain to him so all I need you to do is tell him
every thing as the security company in Spain treated
you. And also told him you want this consignment to be
sent to London so that you will pick it up ok.
I go ahead to hear from you now.
Thanks
Is it time for my Mr Nasty head yet? It is? OK then......................................................
Subject: re; CALL THE DIRECTOR OF THE COMPANY
Dear Dr Kalu,
How do you do?.
As I told you in my last mail I am busy today.
I will say AGAIN that I will not deal with these weasles again.
They have mailed me and I will now tell them myself OK.
Steve.
Lets give the Fake Security Company some stick for not meeting our Steve....................
Subject: GET THE MESSAGE?????????
Mr Samuel Clark,
Do you really believe that I will deal with you again after everything your sloppy company put me through in Spain??.
If you think that,then you Sir are a Mad Man.
Do you think I will be messed around by your feeble officers again?
I will though let you explain yourself to me now OK, as I am a decent man.If you explain and apologise correctly I will consider flying over to Madrid again for 2days ONLY on Thurday.
It better be good or the deal is off.
I have spoken with Mr Kalu and told him I was going to mail you.
Mr. Steve Biddulph.
OHHHHHHHHH I get an irate email back from Mr Clarke at the Security Company.....................................
Attn: Mr. Steve W. Biddulph,
Please better watch your words, you are blaming us for your inabilitry to map out time for the transaction?. So you expect us to carry the documents and be moving arround to meet you in the park because of your personal interest in seeing the horse statue?.
We advise you to get in touch with Dr. Kalu and iron things out on when you people will be coming for the consignment.
Regards,
Samuel Clark.
Dont mess with Steve,You wont like him when he`s angry..............................................................................
Subject: Re: GET THE MESSAGE?????????
Dear Sir,
Well yes I bloody do expect this of you,you are the one who is
paid for the service of its customer,thats you bloody job you half
witted short arse little wop.
How dare you send me a mail like that.
I may fly to Madrid just to thump some sense into you then we will see.
I will mail Mr Kalu and tell him I will pay someone alse 25,000 Euro's
if it means I do not have to deal with you,dealing with you has been
worse than tooth ache.
Hoping you have a slow pain ful death somewhere horrible.
Mr Steve.
Suck on that for awhile Mr Samuel Clark.Lets Email Mr /Dr Kalu or whatever he is today...........................
Subject: The Security Company !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Kalu,
I gave the security company chance to explain and they insulted me.
Thats it I deal with them no more Sir.!!!!!!!!!!
I would rather pay 25,000 Euro's cash to another company than deal
with them ever again.
If this means an end to our business then so be it.
If you can arrange another company the I will fly to Spain on Thursday
with the cash money of 25,000 Euros and close the deal with another
company of your choice Dr.
Its up to you.
Steve.
The offer of more cash usually works on the Lad,so will he be temped by another 5,000 Euro's ??................
Subject: i neen your reply
Dear Steve,
How are you? Thank you for your mail, as I want us to
do this investment in your company as all I want is
your cooperation as I put all my trust in you hope you
all so do for me ok boy.
I will like you to know that I have spend a lot of
money which if calculated it will not be less that $34,
360 dollars so I am trying to make trouble with them
this morning for the to know how I have spend money and
also the mess my business partner up as the consignment
suppose to be in transaction by now an I will not
forgive them on what the did to my partner.
Which their director which is making a trip to London
said that he will like to see you and deliver the
consignment by him self to you. Which I have instructed
the security company in Spain to transfer the
consignment to London via another security company in
London ok.so now we are not going to deal with the
former security in Spain, so I am going to be in
security company head office here in Nigeria so I will
like to call you around 1 pm afternoon so you are to
open your phone so that I will speak to you as I count
on you.
I am very very sorry for what happened last week ok and
I will like this company to dispatch the consignment
this week in London as I have arrange with the director
of the security company, I hope this will bring the
conclude of this transaction as we will head for the
investment of the money ok.
Hope to hear from you my good friend and God be with
you on till we meet to each other.
Thanks.
DR KALU
Well if nothing else he may be thinking about it?.......................................
Subject: Re: i neen your reply
-Dear Sir,
Thank you for your mail i just recieved before going to bed.
I am relieved to hear you have sorted things out,now lets forge ahead
and get this deal sealed and signed.
London will be perfect.
I will be dealing with a partner in London on Thursday and Friday at
his New Resturant,a perfect place for a meeting as well,the lunch and
wine will be on me ok.
Please let me know the arangements and I will have the cash on
Wednesday just in case he arrives early.
Best Regards
Steve.
I`m still trying to get a Lad on webcam..................................................................................
Dear STEVE,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL,I WENT TO THE SECURITY COMPANY
OFFICE HERE WHERE I MEET WITH THE DIRECTOR OF THE
SECURITY COMPANY THAT WILL DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO
YOU IN LONDON.
AND I CALLED YOU BUT IT ENTER ANSWERING MACHINE AS I
WANT YOU TO DISCUSS WITH THEY DIRECTOR OF THE SECURITY
COMPANY AND TO TELL HIM WHERE YOU WILL MEET HIM SO THAT
HE WILL TAKE YOU TO THE SECURITY COMPANY IN LONDON
WHERE THE PRESENT SECURITY WILL HANDLE THE CONSIGNMENT
TO YOU HOPE YOU WILL CALL HIM AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS
MAIL TO TALK WITH HIM AS HE IS AT THE PRESENT WHERE I
DROP YOU A MASSAGE TO YOUR PHONE AND HE PROMISE THAT
ANY TIME YOU CALL HIM THAT HE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU ALSO
A CALL TOO.THIS IS HIS NUMBER
(234-1-7762961)AS HE IS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL AS SOON
AS YOU COME IN TO YOUR OFFICE OK.
AND THE ARRANGEMENT WAS THAT AS HE IS LIVING TO NIGHT
TO LONDOD AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO TELL HIM HOW YOU WILL
MEET TOGETHER SO THAT THE TRANSACTION WILL CONCLUDE
OK.AS HE TOLD ME THAT THE INSTRUCTION HAS BEING GIVING
TO THE SECURITY COMPANY IN SPAIN TO IMMEDIATELY DELIVER
THE CONSIGNMENT TO ANOTHER SECURITY VIA IN LONDON AS I
WAS TO LET THEM KNOW HOW THE SECURITY COMPANY TREATED
YOU WHICH I DID NOT LIKE THAT IS WHY THE DIRECTOR OF
THIS SECURITY COMPANY WILL HANDLE TO YOU THIS
CONSIGNMENT OK.
PLEASE I LOOK FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS YOU
GOT THIS MAIL.
THANKS
DR KALU
So its going to London,I may get him on cam yet.....................................................................
Subject: Re: Your phone call Sir.
Dear Mr Kalu,
How do you do?.(Sorry but it makes me chuckle)
Know I just got into my office and have read your voice mail and email
sir.
Thank you for your efforts to conclude this deal and with negotiating
with the Director himself.
Now if he is arriving tomorrow Wednesday 27th May 2003 I will have to
run very quickly to the bank to draw the 25,000 Euro's.
I phoned my bank today in Bishopsgate and they will have it ready in
cash money and counted at 4pm,they close at 4:30pm and I will hail a
Taxi outside my office to take me there.
Now tomorrow I am in Soho West London,I will be free from my business
there by 10:30am.
If he wants to get to The Hi Sushi Bar in Frith St at 11am, I will
greet him outside and we can transact over lunch and wine.
I will not have much time there so if I can give him the 25,000 Euro's
cash,get a reciept from him written to me for 25,000 Euro's Cash,then
a quick lunch as I have to be at my office at 1pm for a board meeting.
If he does not know that part of town then tell him to get to
Leicester Squre Tube,walk up charing cross road a turn left into Old
Compton Road,the at the juction of Frith Street he will see Cafe' Nero
and Hi Sushi is 3 doors down from there in 39 Frith Street(Blue
Front).It is between Cuts Hairdressers and the Jazz Club.
I will be there at 10:50am and if he waits outside for me I will say
'HI MR DIRECTOR', as the code, and give him the cash money ok.
If he is not sure of London I will arrange a meeting late Wednesday
afternoon after my business meeting.
Please let me know if these arrangements are OK.
As for my phone it must be the dam network,its not good in this are
because of the high buildings and my office phone is not safe.
I must dash very quickly to the bank to collect the cash money now or
I will miss the Bank and have to do it in the morning which is not
good.
Once again thank you for all your efforts so far and finaly tomorrow
we conclude and then I await delivery from the Security Company,I will
need your bank information to deposit you share of the fund less my
expenses.This is unless you come to london and I set up an account for
you ok.Couttes is a very good bank for you,I will arrange everything
dont worry Mr Kalu.
Regards
Steve.
Well no contact regarding this, I have got to try harder and Mr/Dr Kalu is getting hard work...........
Subject: Sorry
Dear STEVE,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL ,AS I GOT YOUR MAIL LATE SO WHAT I
WANT YOU TO DO IS FOR YOU TO CALL HIM NOW AS THE PHONE
IS HIS CELL PHONE SO THAT YOU WILL PASS THE INFORMATION
TO HIM AS I CAN NOT GO THE THEIR OFFICE OK.
PLEASE DO THAT NOW AS YOU RECEIVED THIS MAIL AND DO NOT
FAIL TO DO THAT OK.
The phone number is cell phone as i give it to you
again ok, and do not fail to call him 234-1-7762961 he
said that it is very inportant that you talk with him.
Thanks
DR KALU
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Subject: Re: Sorry I forgot something Dr Kalu
Hello steve,
How are you? i have ried a lmost all the day to get you
on phone from 1 pm uptill now so please try to tell me
as soon as you claim this consignment as soon as
possible ok.
PLEASE OPEN YOUR PHONE AS FOR THE DIRECTOR TO GET
INTORCH WITH YOU AS SOON AS HE CALLS YOU OK.
THANKS
KALU
................................................................................................................................................
Subject: RE: URGENT
Dear Mr Kalu,
How are you?.
Well I waited for the Director at the Hi Sushi bar yesterday,and why
does his phone not connect?.
I will wait for him to mail me now,I am free Friday after 4pm and all
this weekend as i am staying in London.
Steve
Lets see if I cant get him over the weekend?...............................................................................
Dear STEVE,
How are you today?i am now waried as this transaction
is not through but as i went to their office this
monrning and i was told to give you this number for you
to call him and explain to him how you will meet him
please i use the name of the lord do not west time as
soon as you get this number call him for they said that
it is mobile.
447903145037
His name is USMAN BELLO
I am waiting to hear from you as soon as you call him
so that my mind will cool ok.
Thanks
DR KALU
Ok Mr Kalu, I`m not ringing him or giving up getting him on webcam just yet...........................
Subject: Re: reply now? I did !!!!
Dear Mr Kalu,
How Do You DO?.
Well that number would not connect,it said 'please try later', Must be
a bad signal.
Anyway I am leaving my office now.
Email me if he can make the Hi Sushi Bar in Frith Street on Sunday,I
will be there,just give me a time ok,thats it,I am very bored of
dealing with time wasters on this deal !!!!!.
If he is going to be there then email me the time.
If not dont bother,I have had a bad day as it is without this all
again !!.
Steve.
Lets try Sunday,If not I might ring him from the payphone in the local cop shop....................
