This in fact gets some really good replies and 100% of the time the Lads from Lagos fill me in on the fact that they are conning me in a 419 Nigerian Scam and NOT to trust them,but to deal with THEM instead as they are the 'Real' holders of the fund.
I have only just started saving these after realising they are real gems,so as I get more I will add them.Enjoy.
Mrs. Mariam Abacha
*VERY CONFIDENTIAL*
With all due respect I am Mrs. Mariam Abacha former first lady of the
Federal republic of Nigeria. It is with a heart full of hope and trust
that I write to seek for your honest assistance to retrieve the sum of
$18.5 million USdollars which was willed and deposited in my favour by
my late husband and former Nigerian head of state, General Sanni
Abacha before his death on the seat of power in the year 1998; This
fund was shipped abroad by means of a diplomatic courier service and
was lodged in a Security and trust Company in Benin Rep.
Since the death of my husband, my family has been subjected to all
sorts of harassment and intimidation by the government with lots of
negative reports emanating from the press about my husband.
Bla,Bla,Bla ect,ect,ect, you know the score.
Lets see what she makes of this?
Subject: Re: ENQUIRIES
Deares Mariam Abacha,
My dearest Mariam, I feel you must be confused because I am in fact in the final stage of securing the fund of your husband with the help of your son Mr.Mohammed Abacha who is the son of late General Abacha and Mrs. Amina Mohammed, cousin and Personal
Assistant to former Nigeria Head of State, Late General Sanni Abacha.
I am about to send funds of $12,000 to your son for its release from the Secrity company that your husband left the cash.
Also it was in fact US$20.5M in cash (Twenty million, five hundred thousand US dollars), Not the $18.5 million USdollars that you say.
Please contact you son my dear lady, it is all in hand.
This is my work email, my phone is +44 7092XXXXXX.You may contact me
with any enquiries regarding this matter of you husbands fund.
May the Lord bless you.
Steve Austin
London Office
XXXXXXX Cash Handling
London
Well 15 Mins and 20 Seconds later BLAM!!!
Subject: STOP FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS STEVE, A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE
DEAREST STEVE AUSTIN
THANKS FOR YOUR URGENT INFO BUT I WANT YOU TO
UNDERSTAND THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE FAKE THEY ARE
IMPOSTERS STOP ANY PAYMENT TO THE SO CALLED MOHHAMED
PLS PLS PLS THIS IS URGENT CAUSE MY SON IS NOT EVEN
AWARE OF THIS.
NOW FOR US TO COMMENCE ON THIS ISSUE YOU MUST FIRST
KNOW THAT YOU AS A PERSON IS REALLY WILLING TO HELP ME
BUT THE FAKE FRAUDSTERS IN MY COUNTRY ARE MAKING
THINGS DIFFICULT FOR ME AND MY FAMILY SO STOP ANY
TRANSACTION WITH THEM RIGHT AWAY OR YOU WILL REGRET
ANY ACTION YOU MAY TAKE WITH THEM; THIS PEOPLE CAN GO
TO ANY LENGTH TO CLIAM TO BE ME OR MY SON NEVER NEVER;
MY COMING TO GET YOU NOW IS GOD APPOINTED. YOU MUST
KNOW THAT THEY CAN NOT GIVE YOU THE WEBSITE I SENT TO
YOU AND THEY CAN NOT PROVE ANY THING TO SHOW THAT YES
THIS MONEY IS TRUELY SOMEWHERE AND NOTE THAT THE FUNDS
ARE NOT IN A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN NIGERIA BUT IN
COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC PLS READ MY LAST MAIL WITH
CARE; FURTHERMORE YOU ARE TO ASK THEM TO FURNISH YOU
WITH MY OWN DRIVER`S LICENCE ( COLOURED ) AND THE TRUE
PICTURE OF THE FUNDS INSIDE THE TRUNK BOX BEFORE IT
WAS DEPOSITED BY MY LATE HUSBAND ON MY FAVOUR.
PLS STEVE ASK THEM TO PROOF THEIR CLIAMS AND STOP ANY
TRANSACTION WITH THEM INFACT MY LAWYER WHO IS A WELL
RESPECTED ATTORNEY IN NIGERIA IS THE ONE WHO FIGHT FOR
THE RELEASE OF MY INNOCENT SON MOHAMMED AND I WANT YOU
TO WRITE AND CALL HIM IMMEDIATELY SO THAT HE CAN GUIDE
YOU PROPERLY ; DO ENDEAVOUR TO SEND THE EMAIL AND
PHONE NUMBERS OF THOSE CRIMINAL SO THAT A LEGAL ACTION
WILL BE TAKING AGAINST THEM. AND MY LAWYERS CONTACT
ARE AS STATED:. NAME:HAKEEM JOSEPH EMAIL:
hakjoschambers@consultant.com
CELLPHONE:234-8034-058628 GET IN TOUCH WITH HIM NOW OR
YOU REGRET YOUR PARTICIPATION WITH THOSE
INGRATES,IMPOSTER`S AND FRAUDSTERS.
AS FOR THE FUNDS IT IS US$18.5M AND NOT THE QUOTED
US$20.5 THEY ARE TRYING TO INFLATE THE SUM WHICH THEY
DONT EVEN HAVE AN ACCESS TO; A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE
WISE, I HAVE BEEN TO LONDON SEVERALY AND I AM VERSED
ABOUT THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY SO PLS DO NOT
CONTINUE WITH THEM BUT FOR ME I WILL HAVE THE PROOF
SENT TO YOU UPON YOUR URGENT REPLY TODAY.
PLS PLS PLS, STEVE DO TRY TO CALL BAR.HAKEEM JOSEPH
IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL AND I WILL ON MY
SIDE ASK MOHAMMED TO SECRETLY SEND HIM A MAIL WITH
YOUR PHONE NUMBER INCLUDED FOR HIM TO CALL YOU IF YOU
ARE NOT ON SIT TO CALL HIM.
WARNING FOR YOU:
YOU MUST CLOSE YOUR EMAIL ADD AND RE-OPEN A NEW ONE AT
ONCE AND SEND IT TO ME SO THAT WE CAN BE TRANSACTING
WITHOUT HITCHES OF ANY TYPE AND OUR BARRISTER WILL BE
IMPRESED TO WORK WITH YOU ON THIS CLIAM PROCESS WHICH
HAS BEEN PROLONGED BY THIS EMAIL-HACKERS WE HAVE NOW
IN NIGERIA. THIS IS MY NEW ADDRESS SO IT ONLY SECRET
TO ME,YOU AND OUR LAWYER; AND WHY I LOST YOU IN THE
INITIAL PHASE WAS THAT I ASKED MY DAUGHTER TO SEND YOU
THE MAIL FROM A PUBLIC CYBER CAFE AND WHEN SHE COMES
BACK I NEVER HEARED FROM YOU AGAIN NOT UNTILL NOW;
ALLAH THE BENEVOLENT AND MERCIFUL.
TO BE FORWARNED IS TO BE FORARMED.
GOD BLESS YOU STEVE AUSTIN
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY AND PHONE CALL TO OUR LAWYER
TODAY.
MRS.MARIAM ABACHA
GOOD GIRL, TO THINK I NEARLY GOT CONNED OUT OF $000000 ha ha ha
THIS IS FUN SO WATCH FOR UPDATES.
Dear Confident,
I write you this mail with every confidence that you
will keep this transaction tightly confidential until
the deal is securely and successfully concluded.
I am Issa Bagudu, the son of Abubakar Bagudu, the
business associate of the Abacha family, and the
co-owner of Mecosta Securities with offices here in
Nigeria and in Luxembourg. The Abachas and my father
were made to return the total sum of $168 Million (One
Hundred Sixty Eight Million Dollars)
Bla Bla Ect Ect. So I reply.
Subject: Re: ISSA BAGUDU
Dear Mr Issa Bagudu,
Thank you for your mail today.
I am pleased to tell you that I am already in contact with the Son of
Abubakar Bagudu, Mohammed Abacha and we are currently securing the
release of the fund from the security company.
I am sure you are aware that I have recieved the informations involved
and I am this day drawing $16,000 Cash Money to send to Mr Mohammed
Abacha for the clearence certificate from the Lawyers to give to the
security company in Amsterdam.
Thank you for you mail but please dont worry I will be transfering
funds from my bank to send to your family when they arrive,less of
course my expenses and 25%.
Bless you my brother,in the Lord God we trust.
Steve
London
Guess what? He tells me Im being scammed? yep.
-Dear Steve,
i thank you for your mail and understanding though i can understood
from your that you are dealing with somebody who claimed to be my
fathers son ABUBAKAR BAGUDU.
please be informed thatn this funds are no more in Holland because
when the Government of Obasanjo were searching for this box which was
lodged in my fathers private security compnay in LUXEMBURG ,our
insider in the present government told us to relocate the box to
another country hence we relocated it to ABIDJAN Africa so if any body
or persons should tell you that the box is in Holland PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE it is a big lie.
call me on this number +225 07347549 for more clarification because if
you continue with who ever you are dealing with without calling on you
might end of loosing your money as lot of family have capitalise on
our problem hence talking away huge amount of money from people abroad.
i hope you will understand my point .
i am waiting for your urgent response before it is too late or if the
persons calim to be from my family give him my number to call me
thanks for now.
ISSA
for the family
VERY INVENTIVE I MUST SAY.
Subject: Treat As Urgent...
FROM: MR.JOHN BANNAU
DEAR SIR/MADAM,
I AM MR.JOHN BANNAU, THE ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NEDBANK OF SOUTH
AFRICA. I REQUEST YOUR CO-OPERATION IN THE TRANSFER OF MONEY AMOUNTING
TO U.S.D. 32 MILLION.
ON SEPTEMBER 1999, AN AMERICAN PILOT, MR. ROY KENOB, AN AMERICAN
NATIONAL MADE A FIXED DEPOSIT OF U.S D 32 MILLION IN NED BANK OF
SOUTH AFRICA. ON MATURITY I SENT A ROUTINE NOTIFICATION TO HIS
FORWARDING ADDRESS BUT GOT NO REPLY.
I will not add all the mail but you know the score.
So what will he make of this?.
Subject: Re: Treat As Urgent...
My Dearest Mr John Bannau,
Thank you for your informations regarding(sorry can`t help using that lad word).
MR. ROY KENOB and his $32 Million Dollars.
This I find very strange?
As I am in contact with his Ex Company Airline Lawyer who is dealing with his cash fund.
He has got all the legal paperwork and I am drawing $16,000 from my bank to send him via Western Union Transfer so I can get the 'Security Company Certificate' So when I arrive in Amsterdam I give it to them and they give me the fund in London the next day OK.
So how can you have the cash fund business as well???
PLEASE PLEASE EXPLAIN ASAP URGENT.
I send him cash money in 2days time of $16,000.
Thank You
Steve
UK
Guess what? Yup he warns me Im being conned,bless him.........................................................
Subject: Very Urgent...
Dear Steve,
How are you today? Acknowledged receipt of your mail and i noted the content with great interest.
You are lucky i got in touch with you before you make a very wrong move.(Praise the Lord you are my hero).
How can someone tell you that he is the attorney of my client which i am in charge of his account.I am the one he made the deposit to and i am still the one and only one that knows about the money in the bank where i am the Manager.
Maybe they got to know about it when we were announcing that we were looking for his relaives but no one was found.Since then everything about the money was forgotten because i had to carefully seal every loop holes so that i will be able to transfer it into a foreigner`s account who i can trust.
Now all i can tell you is that those people are fake, do not pay any money to them yet because immediately i received that mail of yours i went back to verify and i found out that the money is still intact.
I will like you to send me the names of the people you are doing this business with.
I will also need your phone and fax number and i will need your mailing address.
Come to think of it how can his attorney be in pocession of his money without his account officer knowing about it.
BE WISE AND DO WHAT IS WISE.
If you do not beleive me,go on and pay the money to them and you will still end up losing eveything because you will still come back to tell me so.
I await your urgent mail.
John.
Just to prove a Lad will stop at nothing,even stopping a fellow Lad getting his cash.Oh well......................................
Dear sir,
I am Benjamin Udunna the only son of late former
Director of finance,Chief Vincent R.Udunna
Sierra-Leone diamond and mining corporation.
I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is
my bond, in this proposal. My late father was the director
of finance of Gold and diamond industry in my country,
during the disastrous civil war in my country, now he has
deposited the money with a BANK in Abidjan, where I am
residing under political asylum with my younger sister Mary Udunna.
Bla Bla bla, So he has a Sister Called Mary then? Ok lets try this.............................................................
Subject: Re: Transfer Assistance
Dear Sir,
I have recieved you mail today.
Benjamin,please do not fear.For I am in contact with your sister Mary
Udunna,youngest daughter of Chief Vincent R.Udunna.
She mailed the same family request to me 6 days ago and we are nearly complete in the safe collection of your fathers money.
All the documents are now processed and I have sent $3,400 for the Transfer Certificate to your family Lawyer and will be sending $16,000 to the Security Company to release the funds to me on Tuesday.
Then Sir I will be sending your sister Mary 75% 0f the fund,less my
expenses on Thursday morning.
So trust in the Lord my brother,for what is rightfuly yours will soon
be returned back to your family.
Do not fear Sir for I answered a call from a lady in distress and with
my honour I have saved her.
May you serve the Lord God as I do my fair man.
Regards
Steve Knight
London
Lets see what happens when the Lad replies in good old fashion Lad style....................................
Dearest Mr Steve Knight ,
Sir,
This is to bring to your from the mountain of our lord Jesus the
blessings and favour of the Lord.
Sir, i am just coming back from the church just about 15 minutes ago
and the spirit of the Lord has directed me to go and access my
mail, only for me to see you your very touching mail which i will
have to give you the full guideline and very confidential on how to
go about things.
As regards the sum of 3.400 dollars which you sent i am fully
aware of that and even the most recent 16.000 wghich you are
about sending come tuesday. i want you to follow this my
advise now and keep this very secreet and confidential to your
self alone for my life sake.
I have discovered the safest, chipest and most legitmate means of
procurering every required releasing certficate and all what wil be
required by the security company and this is very chip and most
relaible than the ridiculous amount of 16.000 you are about
sending by tuesday.
What i willl want you to do now is for you to keep this
information very secreet and at most confidetial from any second
party, even to Mary , i have gone into negotiation very reliably
with Dr JAMES BRONOS the Director of Inland revenue/Public affairs
commision who has promised to solicit on our behlaf to make
sure the security company releases the fund , he assured me that
what every required documents, that he is going to procure every
required documents on your behalf and at a very chiper amount of
8.500 dollars, compared to the very ridiculous amount of 16.000
dollars you are about wasting .I will want to bring to dear
knowledge that the the Personal assistant to the director of the
security company is aware of this development and he has aswel
confided in me that the amount of 16.000 dollars you are about
spending is not even the officla or original cost of all that is
required to get the fund released, but due to some selfish interest
of even his boss and his assistance who has deliberately
influeced this amount.
Sir, with due consideration of trust and confidetiality, the
personal assistant to the director is snicking out some informations
and he has promised to help make sure we get the fund released
as long as DR JAMES BRONOS is every ready to have all the
documents forwarded to you at a very confidential condition, sir
having goten this top secreet now, i will advise you not to send
any money to the security company as you have ealier proposed,
dont , i repeat, do not for God sake send the 16.000 dollars to
the security company as you planned, i will suegst we go for the
most affordable, reliable and most legitmate source of geting
every documentations and neccessary things that are needed to
have the fund released, you can call DR JAMES BRONOS on his
direct telephone number at any time of the dayn preferably as
soon as you get this mail call DR JAMES BRONOS immedaitely for your
confirmation of this secreet information i am sending to you, call
him on his direct telephone line 0022507639089. Feel very free to
call Dr Bronos immediately and have the full information and
assurance from him that as soon as you could be able to rally
round and send him 8.500 dollars every thing will be conluded. Do
not for God sake reveal this information to any body at all, even
MARY or any body at all, if you actually want us to succeed, .
Infact, i want you to understand that this is just the work of
God, and i am telling you that it is only through DR BRONOS
that we can get a head way and success.
I still repeat "KEEP THIS INFORMATION VERY SECREET " do not
inform any body of this sittuation , let it be a suprising
sittuation to all of them that by tuesday, all you will need to
do is to inform the security company that you are still making
the plans of how to get the 16.000 dollars, suprisingly with the
help of Dr Bronos, you will now have to send all the required
documents at it's demand.
Sir, for now, i will also adivce you to avoid any call and do ot
even call MARY, just call Dr James Bronos for confirmation, his
telephone number once again is 0022507639089.
May the good Lord who has brouht this golden opportunity keep us
in good faith.
YOURS
BENJAMIN UDUNNA( FOR THE UDUNNA FAMILY)
Well what did I expect,I may continue contact with this Lad................................................WELL I DID Click Here---------->>>>
Subject: MESSAGE FROM MRS LUCY NGORINA
FROM MRS LUCY NGORINA
ABIDJAN, IVORY COAST
Tel: 225-07820699
DEAR SIR
I AM MRS LUCY NGORINA THE WIFE OF LATE CHEIF TEJAN
NGORINA, THE OWNER OF TWO GOLD FIELDS IN SEIRRA LEONE THAT
WAS LATER TAKEN OVER FROM US BY THE GOVERNMENT, AND MY
HUSBAND WAS MADE THE DIRECTOR OF THE MINES BEFORE THE REBEL
FORCES ATTACKED HIM AND TOOK IT OVER. I GOT YOUR CONTACT
THROUGH MY SEARCH IN THE INTERNET AS REPUTABLE PERSON WHO
CAN HELP ME TO MANAGE OUR INHERITED FUND IN A GOOD BUSINESS
UNTIL MY SON IS ABLE TO TAKE OVER.
Yep Then follows the usual Laddish text.So Lets Mail Her Back.....................................
Subject: re; MESSAGE FROM MRS LUCY NGORINA
Dearest Sister,
Thank you for your mail today.
But I am wondering if by any chance you are incorrect????..
I ask this as I am in contact with Cheif NGORINA,wife Mrs Sonia
NGORINA.
Anyway,if you are related,then dont worry sister,for the Lord shone on
you when I was mailed.
For I am sending Mrs Sonia NGORINA $16,000 on Monday to release the
fund in Amsterdam then I send her the 80% Share on Thursday.
So my dear sister it is all in hand now.
May the Lord protect you.
Steve
London
.....................................................................................................................................
Subject: I AM SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENCES
Sir Steve,
Thank you for your mail.
I am sorry for the incovieneces this might cause you, i am lucy
Ngorina as well as Sonia Ngorina, and i thank God that you have
already make up your mind to send me the sum of 16,000usd, i will
advise you to send the money to me, and give me the control number for
the western union here in my box.
I pray that God will reward you aboundantly for your efforts and
kindness.
Use my name to send it.
I await for your favourable reply and the money.
God bless you for me.
Mrs Ngorina.
Not the usual reply but just a clever detour of funds to her instead.........8 out of 10.