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27/5/2003
To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com
Subject : Reply To Your Mail And My Arrangement So Far
Date : Tue, 27 May 2003 18:21:05 -0700 (PDT)
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Dear Dick Pleasure
I have received your mail and I wish to inform you that
I went to the Government Office incharge of films
negotiate for your permison/license concerning the film
you want to make in Benin. And I was made to understand
that permission will be given to you to make the film
and that in this regard, you will obtain the form then
fill it and return back to the Government Office with
registration fee of USD3000,00 only and then will be
registered as a legal film producer/maker in Benin and
a legal certificate will be issued to you. And that I
will have to guarantee you and counter sign on your
behalf as your Attorney.
Moreso, I have started makng arrangement for you get
actreses for you and by tomorrow I shall go to the news
paper to find out how much it will cost you to place an
advert for the actresses.
Concerning get the kind of Monkey you will like to use,
I shall send my Secretary to go and negotiate about
this tomorrow and I will let you know in the evening.
As a matter of importance also, Mrs S A William said
she called at the office of Mr Sam H Beki she was told
that your computer is now okey and that they have
requested you to sign the documents which was sent to
you in an attachment and send back to them. Do sign
the documents and return back to them as Mrs S A
William is warried over the delay in the transfer of
the fund to your account.
I wish to hear from you tomorrow to enable me give you
more information about my further arrangement with your
film project. And do also make sure you contact Mr Sam
H Beki as soon as possible.
Thanks
Barrister Jeff White
[Barry thinks he 's thought up another way to scam old Dick.....]
28/5/2003
To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com
Subject : Find As Attached Boxes Containing Your Money
Date : Wed, 28 May 2003 07:15:56 -0500
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Attn: Dick Pleasure
With reference to your mail of yesterday, you are required to sign the documents as sent to you last week when your computer was not okey and then return it to this office with the requirement and also come forward to our office for immediate transfer of the money to your account.
Find in the attachment the photo of the boxes containing your money and also confirm the receipt of it accordingly.
Thanks
Mr Sam H Beki
[Click here to see the photo of all the lovely money!!!!]
To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com
Subject : Urgent
Date : Wed, 28 May 2003 06:46:01 -0700 (PDT)
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Dear Dick Pleasure
I just back from the Ministry and I have got some
information for you.
Reply as I wait.
Thanks
Barr. Jeff White
Dear Barry,
Great news about the permit. It's a great feeling when a new project starts to move. Please could you obtain an application form for me and send it to me. Any news on the monkeys yet? Which monkeys do you think are the best choice for this sort of film? I will see to the signing of the form for Mr Beki immediatley. Do you think Sam might want to be in the film?
We will also need a location to film it. I was thinking that you might like to offer your house. We could then use your bed too. Have you got a drinks cabinet? It's always a good idea to get the monkeys drunk beforehand - makes them a little more sexy ;-)) Thinking about it, do you think you would be able to get your hands on some rohypnol?
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com
Subject : Re: monkey magic
Date : Wed, 28 May 2003 17:19:06 -0700 (PDT)
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Dear Dick Pleasure
I have received your mail and I wish to inform you that
I have every arrangement to the best of your choice so
far awaiting your arrival.
Secondly concerning the Form, note that I was there
this afternoon to collect the documents but I was told
that it is obtainable with USD700,00 cash payment to
their Cash who will issue you a receipt before Dept.
will issue you with the form. So I will like to give
you their email address or telephone number so that you
can contact them direct and pay the Form obtainment fee
of USD700,00 to them so that I can go and collect the
form and send to you.
Note also that Mrs S A William is warried concerning
her fund which is delaying. Do contact the Security
Company also and tell them when you will be coming to
effect the processment.
I wait for your reply.
Thanks
Barrister Jeff White
To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com
Subject : Official Fund Transfer
Date : Wed, 28 May 2003 22:53:29 -0500
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Attn: Dick Pleasure
Note that we are still waiting for your reply and be notified also that we have called again your phone number but somebody picked and said it was a wrong number.
Do reply this mail immediately as we are waiting to enable this money be transfered to your account immediately.
Thanks
Mr Sam H Beki
29/5/2003
Dear Sam,
Please find enclosed the signed certificate of ownership. As regards to the phone, you must have spoken to my wife, Fanny, who is paranoid about Mrs William who she thinks is going to steal me away from her. Please phone the number again as I need to discuss travel arrangements with you. I've told my wife that you will use a password next time you call so that she knows that it is you. The password shall be "I like knockers". I look forward to hearing from you.
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
[I sent as an attachment a signed copy of the certificate of ownership]
30/5/2003
To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com
Subject : Re: Official Fund Transfer
Date : Fri, 30 May 2003 05:11:48 -0500
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Do reconfirm your phone number and we shall try to call again.
Thanks
Mr Sam H Beki
To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com
Subject : From Mrs S A William
Date : Fri, 30 May 2003 17:43:05 +0200
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Hi Darling Dick
How are you doing today. I wish to inform you that I contacted the Security Company and they said they got your mail today and that they will be contacting you any moment from now to discuss the transfer with you.
So how is every thing and I do hope you are now a changed man and a loving darling as I wish you to be.
Remember I love you but I want you to always say sweet words to me as you will know I am a woman.
I still love you. Please try as much as possible to enable this fund be transfered immediately and when are going to be in Benin Republic the office of the Credit Union Security Company?
I await your reply.
Thanks and God Bless
Mrs S A William
Hi Sam,
Here is my number:
+442073881788
Please call as soon as possible, there might still be a few residual problems so if you cannot get through you must keep trying. My wife has decided she would like something more recognisable and less ambiguous as the password. She has suggested the password that you must say is
"I'm looking for the big Knockers. Do you have the big Knockers?". Please call soon. We have urgent business to discuss.
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
31/5/2003
To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com
Subject : Re: Official Fund Transfer
Date : Sat, 31 May 2003 14:08:17 -0500
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Attn: Dick Pleasure
We shall call you tomorrow when we come to the office to finish up some left over work.
Expect our call.
Thanks
Mr Sam H Beki
Hiya Sexy,
It's good to know that you want to get down to some hot lovin' when I come over to Benin. It won't be long now!!!! I'm going shopping tomorrow to buy you some presents. I thought you might appreciate a butt plug and a double intruder. Its black, sculpted and bendy and you can do both holes at once. You might even want to share it with a friend and I can watch you. And maybe film you too. You know you're my girl and to do that would show me that you really love me. Like anal. So we'll be doing that too. Just make sure there is plenty of lubrication in the house for when I come over. Both the grease and alcohol types if you know what I mean. I can't wait!!!
When are you going to send me over a photo you hot little bitch? Have you ever tried eating faeces? I haven't but I just wondered if you'd be interested in trying. I'm sort of doing a lot of experimenting at the moment. Dr William has been telling me what he wants me to do to you. He was a dirty man, you must be like a bucket now. Only problem is, since my doctor has put me on Zyprexa, Dr William doesn't come to visit me as much anymore, but when he does he always rewards me with coloured lights and music.
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
ps. Kissy, kissy, kissy!!!!
1/6/2003
Dear Barry,
Any news on the monkeys?
your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
2/6/2003
To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com
Subject : Re: From Mrs S A William
Date : Mon, 02 Jun 2003 11:26:40 +0200
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My Dear Dick Pleasure
Please what date are coming?
Thanks and God Bless
Mrs S A William
To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com
Subject : Re: Official Fund Transfer
Date : Mon, 02 Jun 2003 06:32:08 -0500
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Attn: Dick Pleasure
We have received your number and we called yesterday in the morning at about 945 am our time and it was ringing no reply. Please no that we are too busy now and may not be able to call you again.
Do send us your travelling schedule and we shall wait for you at the airport to received you. Do also come with the requirements.
We wait for your reply.
Thanks
Mr Sam H Beki
Dear Sam,
I shall be in Benin soon, but first I have some film business to conclude with Barry Jeff White, my Barrister in your country. If you speak to him, please urge him to contact me. My time in Benin is limited and I shall be very busy when I am there - I need to be sure that all arrangements are in place before I go there - you see, I shall be making a film at Barry's house and time is money.
The best time to call me is in the evening. I await your call as I must speak to you about the arrangements.
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
Hi Lover,
I am still awaiting to hear from Barry as we have film business to discuss. When all the business arrangements are in place, I shall make arrangements to come over. I am a very busy man and cannot waste any time whilst in Benin. Barry is kindly letting me use his house and bed for making a film whilst I am in your country. Maybe we can make sweet love on his bed. Would you like that? I bought you your presents the other day and we can try them out then too. Is there anything else you want me to buy you my dear?
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
ps. Do you like monkeys? Have you ever made love to one?
3/6/2003
To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com
Subject : Re: monkey magic
Date : Tue, 03 Jun 2003 12:26:04 -0700 (PDT)
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Dear Dick Pleasure
I am sorry for the late reply as Credit Union Security
Company also contacted me this evening stating that you
expecting to hearing from me. And all this while I have
been in the Court attending to one of my cliens case.
However as a matter of important, I wish to inform you
that I have got good monkeys that you can use and I
have gotten some girls that you can use the film and my
house also is okey and you can use it.
And according to Credit Union Security Company they
want to know when you will be coming so that can
receive you at the Airport and are you coming alone? If
Know how many of you.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Thanks
Barrister Jeff White
To : dick_pleasure@hotmail.com
Subject : Re: Official Fund Transfer
Date : Tue, 03 Jun 2003 14:13:25 -0500
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Attn: Dick Pleasure
We wish to inform you that all is set this side and we are waiting for you to come and sign the final release order document and open the account together with the Ministry of Justice Clearance fees as indicated to you in our attached letter to you to enable effect this transfer to your account.
And we got intouch with your Barrister Jeff White and he said that he has finished every arrangement concerning your film production and that his house can be used for the film. Though we have advised him to get intouch with you and he promised to do immediately.
Do send us your flight schedule to enable us know when you are coming so that we can wait for you at the Airport.
We look forward for your reply.
Thanks
Mr Sam H Beki
[Check the IP addresses and the times these emails were received. It looks like that not only is Mrs Williams playing Barry, he's playing Sam too! Must be cutbacks in the 419 world! I wonder what the union would have to say about all this.]
Dear Barry,
Great news about the monkeys, please answer these questions and then I can proceed with booking my flight details:
1) What kind are the monkeys and how many did you get?
2) Are they sexy?
3) What rating would you give them out of 10? I need monkeys that are at least an 8/10.
No fat ones either.
4) What are their names and ages. Are they legal?
I don't want to be busted for underage monkey sex.
5) I also need you to send pictures of them. If you can dress them up all sexy in suspenders and knickers and stuff that would be great. Maybe put a strap-on dildo on one.
Hell, get in the photo too, get involved any way you want you crazy bastard! Don't be shy!
As you are my legal representative I need you to give typed answers to questions 1-4 on headed notepaper in a letter. Scan the letter and send it to me as an e-mail attatchment.
I will then have to show your letter to the Home Office in my country, otherwise I cannot get a license to sell the film here.
I will also need to show the photo you send me of the monkeys to the Home Office to help explain why I am having to use monkeys from outside the European Union. You just can't get good quality primate over here but those officials just don't seem to understand this and keep on harping on about the fact that I'm putting European monkeys out of a job!
Thanks a lot Barry, it looks like you're doing a great job just like I knew you would. I have great faith in you. Mrs William has obviously has a good choice in legal representatives!
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
[He!He!He!]
Hi Sam,
Thankfully Barry has just got in contact with me and preparations for the film are well underway. he just needs to send me a letter now, answering some basic questions, which I have to show to the Home Office in my country. I can then book the plane tickets.
How will I recognise you at the airport? I think the best way is for you to hold up a sign with my name on it. My wife, Fanny Pleasure will be accomanying me as well so it's best if her name is on the card too. Otherwise she will feel upset as you will think she is unimportant. In my country you have to make women feel they are important or they withold things - like sex.
In fact, so that I know exactly what to expect (I am a very nervous person and the flight is going to be bad enough) it would be very helpful if you could send me a photo of yourself holding up a sign with my name and my wifes name on it, preferably taken at the Airport itself.
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
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