ADN = Any Day Now.

AFAIK = As Far As I Know.

AFK = Away From Keyboard.

AKA = Also Known As.

ASAP = As Soon As Possible.

A/S/L = Age/Sex/Location.

ASL = Age, Sex Location.

B4 = Before.

B4N = Bye For Now.

BAK = Back At Keyboard.

BAS = Big Arse Smile.

BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit.

BBIAF = Be Back In A Few.

BBIAS = Be Back In A Sec.

BBL = Be Back Later.

BBN = Bye Bye Now.

BBS = Be Back Soon.

BBS = Bulletin Board System.

BCNU = Be Seeing You.

BEG = Big Evil Grin.

BF = Boyfriend.

BFN = Bye For Now.

BIBO = Beer In, Beer Out.

BL = Belly Laugh.

BMGWL = Busting My Gut With Laughter.

Booted = Kicked Out.

BOTS = Robots.

BRB = Be Right Back.

BTDT = Been There, Done That.

BTW = By The Way.

BWL = Bursting With Laughter.

BYOH = Bat You Onna Head ("Onna" means "On The").

C&G = Chuckle And Grin.

CFV = Call For Votesp.

CICO = Coffee In, Coffee Out.

CID = Crying In Disgrace.

CMAP = Cover My Arse Partner.

CNP = Continued In Next Post.

CP = Chat Post (a chat message).

CRBT = Crying Real Big Tears.

CSG = Chuckle Snicker Grin.

CU = See You.

CUL = See You Later.

CUL8R = See You Later.

CYA = See Ya (“Ya” means “You”).

CYAL8R = See Ya Later (“Ya” means “You”).

Cyber = Usually in reference to "Cyber Sex".

DLTBBB = Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite.

DOM = Dirty Old Man.

DOS = Dozing Off Soon.

DTRT = Do The Right Thing.

DWB = Don’t Write Back.

DYJHIW = Don't You Just Hate It When (...)

EG = Evil Grin.

EMSG = E-mail Message.

ETLA = Extended Three Letter Acronym.

F = Female.

F2F = Face To Face.

FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions.

FC = Fingers Crossed.

FFS = For F*cks Sake.

FOAD = F*ck Off And Die.

FTBOMH = From The Bottom Of My Heart.

FTS = F*ck This Shit.

FTSS = F*ck This Shit Sucks.

FUBAR = Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition.

FUBAR = F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition.

FWIW = For What It’s Worth.

FYA = For Your Amusement.

FYI = For Your Information.

*G* = Grin.

*g* = Grin.

GA = Go Ahead.

GAL = Get A Life.

GBH = Great Back Hug.

GBH&K = Great Back Hug and Kiss.

GC = Good Crib (“Crib” also equals “Batch” for those in the North Island).

GD&R = Grinning, Ducking and Running (used upon making a snide remark).

GF = Girlfriend.

GFN = Gone For Now.

GIC = Gift In Crib.

GJP = Good Job Partner.

GG = Good Game.

GGA = Good Game All.

GGP = Gotta Go Pee.

GGP = Gotta Go Poo.

GTC = Gift To Crib.

GJ = Good Job.

GJP = Good Job Partner.

GL = Good Luck.

GLA = Good Luck All.

GL(A) = Good Luck All.

GM = Good Move.

GMAB = Give Me A Break.

GMBO = Giggling My Butt Off.

GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike.

GR&D = Grinning, Running, Ducking.

GT = Good Try.

GTSY = Glad To See You.

*H* = Hug.

*h* = Hug.

HB = Hug Back.

HH = Holding Hands.

H&K = Hug And Kiss OR … Hugs and Kisses.

HABU = Have A Better ‘Un (“ ‘Un” means “One”).

HAGN = Have A Good Night.

HAGU = Have A Good ‘Un (“ ‘Un” means “One”).

HAND = Have A Nice Day.

HB = Hurry Back.

HHIS = Hanging Head In Shame.

HHOJ = Ha, Ha, Only Joking.

HHOK = Ha, Ha, Only Kidding.

HHOS = Ha, Ha, Only Serious.

HIG = How’s It Going.

HIWTH = Hate It When That Happens.

HT = Hi There.

HUB = Head Up Butt.

IAE = In Any Event.

IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer (But ...)

IBN = I'm Buck Naked.

IC = I See.

ICQ = A Chat Program. Download it today at: http://www.icq.com.

IDK = I Don't Know.

IGP = I Gotta Pee.

IGP = I Gotta Poo.

ILY = I Love You.

IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion.

IMO = In My Opinion.

IMCO = In My Considered Opinion.

IMHO = In My Humble Opinion.

IMS = I’m Sorry.

IOW = In Other Words.

IRC = Internet Relay Chat.

IRL = In Real Life.

ITIGBS = I Think I’m Gonna Be Sick.

IWALU = I Will Always Love You.

IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean.

IYKWIMAITYD = If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do.

J4G = Just For Grins.

JAM = Just A Minute.

JAS = Just A Second.

JASE = Just Another System Error.

JK = Just Kidding.

JK = Joking.

J/K = Just Kidding.

J/K = Joking.

JMO = Just My Opinion.

JTLYK = Just To Let You Know.

*K* = Kiss.

*k* = Kiss.

K = O.K.

KB = Kiss Back.

KISS = Keep It Simple, Stupid.

KIT = Keep In Touch.

KOC = Kiss On Check.

KOTC = Kiss On The Check.

KOL = Kiss On Lips.

KWIM = Know What I Mean.

L = Laugh.

L8R = Later (meaning Good-bye).

L8R G8R = Later Gater (meaning Good-bye).

L8RS G8RS = Laters Gaters (meaning Good-bye).

L8TERZ G8TERZ = Laterz Gaterz (meaning Good-bye).

lc! = lower case! (PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK).

LGR = Little Girl's Room (otherwise known as: Off to the toilet.

LHM = Lord Help Me.

LHO = Laughing Head Off.

LHU = Lord Help Us.

LMAO = Laughing My Arse Off.

LMAOATWTTMABWABGOMF = Laughing My Arse Off All The Way To The Moon And Back With A Big Grin On My Face.

LMSO = Laughing My Socks Off.

LOL = Laughing On Line.

LOL = Laughing Out Loud.

LSHMBB = Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing.

LSHMBH = Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts.

LSHTTARDML = Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg.

LTNS = Long Time No See.

LTS = Laughing To Self.

LUWAMH = Love You With All My Heart.

LY = Love Ya (“Ya” means “You”).

LY4E = Love You Forever.

LYLAB = Love You Like A Big Brother.

LYLAS = Love You Like A Sister.

M = Male.

M/F = Male/Female.

MORF = Male OR Female.

MOTAS = Memebers Of The Appropriate Sex.

MOTOS = Members Of The Opposite Sex.

MOTSS = Members Of The Same Sex.

MTF = More To Follow.

MUD = Multi User Dungeon.

NADT = Not A Darn Thing.

NC = Nice Crib.

NE = Any.

Newbie = Clueless New User (USES ALL CAPS!)

NFW = No F*cking Way.

NH = Nice Hand.

NIFOC = Naked In Front Of Computer.

NM = Never Mind.

N/M = Never Mind.

NM = Nice Move.

NN = Nice Nil.

NR = Nice Roll.

NRN = No Reply Necessary.

NS = Nice Set.

NT = Nice Try.

NTA = Non-Technical Acronym.

O = Opponent.

OBTW = Oh, By The Way.

OC = Of Course.

OIC = Oh, I See.

OK = Another word meaning "alright".

OL = Old Lady (Girlfriend, Wife, Partner).

OM = Old Man (Boyfriend, Husband, Partner).

OMG = Oh My God.

OMG = Oh My Gosh.

OT = Off Topic.

OTOH = On The Other Hand.

OTT = Over The Top.

OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head.

P = Partner.

PAW = Parents Are Watching.

PC = Private Chat.

PD = Public Domain.

PDS = Please Don’t Shoot.

PITA = Pain In The Arse.

PM = Private Message.

PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In.

PMJI = Pardon Me, Jumping In.

PML = Pissing Myself Laughing.

PMP = Peed My Pants.

POAHF = Put On A Happy Face.

*poof* = Has Left.

POTC = Peek On The Cheek.

PS = Post Script.

QSL = Reply.

QSO = Conversation.

QT = Cutie.

RE = Re-Hi.

RE = Hi Again (same as re's).

REHI = Hallo Again.

RFD = Request For Discussion.

RL = Real Life.

ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing.

ROFLAPMP = Rolling On Floor Laughing and Peeing My Pants.

ROFLMAO = Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off.

ROFLMAOAY = Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off At You.

ROFLMAOPMP = Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off Peeing My Pants.

ROFLMAOWTIME = Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse With Tears In My Eyes.

ROFLWTIME = Rolling On Floor Laughing With Tears In My Eyes.

ROFLUTS = Rolling On Floor Laughing Unable To Speak.

ROTFL = Rolls On The Floor Laughing.

ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing.

ROTFLOLAPMP = Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants.

RSN = Real Soon Now.

RT = Real Time.

RTFM = Read The F*cking Manual.

RTSM = Read The Stupid Manual.

RU = Are You.

RUOK = Are You O.K.?

S = Smile, smokey, bear, cop admin, or host with power to boot.

S^ = S’UP (“S’UP” means “What’s Up?”).

SB = Smile Back.

SETE = Smiling Ear To Ear.

SHID = Slaps Head In Disgust.

SITD = Still In The Dark.

SMTA = Sick Minds Think Alike.

SMTA = Simple Minds Think Alike.

SNAFU = Situation Normal; All F*cked Up.

SNERT = Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager.

SO = Significant Other.

SOFH = Sense Of Humor Failure.

SOL = Stuff Outta Luck.

SOT = Short Of Time.

SOTMG = Short Of Time Must Go.

SPAM = Annoying Advertising Sent To Your E-mail Address.

STFU = Shut The F*ck Up.

SUAKM = Shut Up And Kiss Me.

SW = Shareware.

SWAG = Scientific Wild Arse Guess.

SWALK = Sealed With A Loving Kiss.

SWAK = Sealed With A Kiss.

SWL = Screaming With Laughter.

SYL = See You Later.

SYS = See You Soon.

SYT = Sweet Young Thing.

TA = Thanks Again.

TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.

TARFU = Things Are Really F*cked Up.

TCOY = Take Care Of Yourself.

TGIF = Thank God It's Friday.

THWY = The Hell With You.

THX = Thanks.

TIA = Thanks In Advance.

TIC = Tongue In Cheek.

TILII = Tell It Like It Is.

TLA = Three Letter Acronym.

TNT = Till Next Time.

TNX = Thanks.

TNX 1.0E6 = Thanks A Million.

TOY = Thinking Of You.

TPTB = The Powers That Be.

TRAM = The Rest Are Mine.

TTFN = Ta Ta For Now.

TTYL = Talk To You Later.

TY = Thank You.

UOK? = You okay?

VEG = Very Evil Grin.

VES = Very Evil Smile.

VWD = Very Well Done.

VWP = Very Well Played.

VWS = Very Wicked Smile.

*W* = Wink.

*W* = Wink.

WAG = Wild Arse Are You Doing.

WB = Welcome Back.

WD = Well Done.

WEG = Wicked Evil Grin.

WG = Wicked Grin.

WP = Well Played.

WRT = With Regard To.

WT = What The?

WTG = Way To Go.

WTF = What The F*ck.

WTG = Way To Go.

WTH = What The Heck.

WTH = Who The Heck.

WTH = What The Hell.

WTHDTM = What The Hell Does That Mean?

WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get.

YBS = You’ll Be Sorry.

YG = Young Gentleman.

YKYBOTLW = You Know You've Been On-line Too Long When...

YL = Young Lady.

YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary.

YW = Your Welcome.

YWIA = You're Welcome In Advance.

10-4 = Affirmative.

19 = 0 Hand.

20 = Location.

73 = Best Regards.

88 = Love And Kisses.

100 = Nature Calls/Pit Stop/Off To The Toilet.

404 = Website No Longer Exists.

12345 = Talk About School.