Disclaimer: Please note that any injury sustained while playing "Kill the Chris" isn't our fault, so fuck off. Furthermore, any seizures induced by "Seizure Mode" can't be blamed on us, so play at your own fucking risk, you poofta. Also, any unauthorized distribution of "Kill the Chris" is strictly prohibited, and if you do so, we will hunt you down, torture you, kill you and stick your head on a pike. If you have any complaints, address them to, Biblical Archaeology Revue 56284 Ingrid Bergman Dr. London, England etc. Thank you. -Chris McFisher, author of the book, "I Didn't Write This Book."