| Quotes |
| These quotes are basically things that Ryan has said but there is also a little bit of Brad Sherwood and Colin Mochrie too. |
| Hoedowns Commercials- "I but lots of products when i'm alone at home, it's really really easy to order them by phone, not to order these things is really kinda hard, but i never worry too much, i use Colin's credit card." -Ryan Game Show Hosts- "I am a gameshow host, my life's a game you see, i fill it all with danger, i'm in jeopardy, it really is quite wonderful, i do it with all my might, i hang out with prostitutes because the price is right." -Colin IRS- "Singing about the IRS a bell doesn't ring, you know i'm not very good when i have to sing, singing these hoedowns on whose line ya know, but i don't really care 'cause i'm on another show." -Ryan |
| Scene To Rap At the Zoo- "Hey baby. Well i'm a nudist, i walk around the zoo, i find that's what the animals want me to do, walk around the zoo like this, takes some guts, i'm gonna go to the monkeys and give 'em some nuts." -Ryan "Well i see that you're gonna give 'em a treat it's too bad you coulden't give 'em more to eat." -Brad "I'm the security guard right here, what's this guy is he-- weird? standing there showing all his parts comon now buddy, oh what a fart, i tell you this is really bad, to say that this zoo is really sad, we can't have naked people running around like this, excuse me please i gotta take a piss." -Colin Doctor- "Well i'm the doctor on the go, and oddly enough, my names doctor know, if i could rap that would be a sensation, but i can't ya see, i'm just a caucasian, sayin' uh, can't rap.--------------------------- Well i know he's a man so he don't need a pap, but i'll take these two things and zap zap zap." -Ryan Hotel- "Well i'm the old guy, and i'm staying here, and i just came down to get some beer, in case i'm done know that i've shopped, oh my god my heart just stopped." -Ryan |
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