"Even the fool knows you cannot touch the stars but it does not stop the wise man from trying"

"All of us are lieing in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." Wilde

"The important thing is not to stop asking questions" Einstein

"If you study the pebbles hard enough, you can sometimes learn about the ocean." Pratchett

"The journey is the reward"

"Inexplicably, Bobs Porcupine goes flat" Larson

"A good scientific theory should be explainable to a barmaid."

"I will not be stamped, numbered, filed, Indexed, briefed and debriefed, my life is my own," Number 6.

"Soliloquy: what do I want to talk about today?"

"Science has done more for human kind in two hundred years than Christianity has in two thousand."

"To every thing there is a season and a time to every purpose under the heaven." God

"I have seen things you people wouldn't believe....All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain."

“Catch your dreams before they slip away” Jagger

“Try everything in life once except incest and folk dancing” Wilde

“Every inch between us becomes light years now” Vedder

“When you fight, fight without compromise; never start a fight, but always finish it,
when you love, love without reservation; do not weep for lost loves, they next may fall for your smile.
Regret nothing, it is our experiences, good and bad which make us what we are.” Stravinsky

“All that is gold does not glitter,
not all those who wander are lost,
the old that is strong does not wither,
deep roots are no reached by the frost,
but from the ashes a fire shall be woken,
a light from the shadows shall spring,
renewed shall be the blade that was broken
and the crownless again shall be king.” Tolkien

Enough with the deep stuff, on with the jokes.

"Do you smoke after sex?" "I don't know, I've never looked."

71% of the Earths surface is covered by water, there IS a God.

Whats red and sits in the corner? A naughty bus

What sits in the corner and gets smaller? A baby with a cheese greater.

Whats green and sits in the corner? The same baby six months later.

Whats brown and taps on the window? A baby in a microwave.

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