.home.page.beyatch!
If you do not like creaming your pants with delight, do not read further

Have you ever been worked on by 2 guys who are hot for your snatch?...That's what I'm offereing you.
Mission Statement: The purpose of this site is to enlighten the primitive souls who are unaware of the massive amounts of rocktitude that I posess. I have more talent in my pinky finger's nail than most do in their entire finger. 
What the critics are saying: "....treading water is a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry..." (Jones, NYT)


"...shit sandwich..." (Smith, WFVL)
Click this link to find out about the greatest band in the world and listen to some clips of our music. 
What's New: I created this website mainly out of boredom here at school.  It's main purpose is to give you some info and hopefully some clips of the music I create with my friend Chad.  Have a look around and let me know what you think
Check out what gear we use!