Read On My Friend Delve Into My World I'm Sarah, nice you to meet, you *shakes hands* etcetera. Right now we've got all that retarded bullshit (yes i am very un-politically correct) out of the way we can get on to the real stuff. Hooray.

Anyway, onto the real purpose of ... whatever it is we're refering to this as. Webpage? That'll do. Anyway, im being selfcentred, this is a page about me. ME ME ME. Did i mention me? Of course i did. Three times to be exact. But the actual purpose is to put my stories, songs, poems, and other random shit on the net for people who get as easily bored as me to look at.

So here's the delio, right. I'm going to make this a title page or cover page or page full of links to other pages with other stuff on them. ANd you know. Theres just pages. Or one page with stuff to other pages and.... i already said that didn't I? Yes, yes i did. Okay, so the basic gist is that there won't be any stories, or songs, or poems, or random shit at all on this page. This is the boring page. Look at how boring it is. So click on some links or something for gods sake and get out of here.

Click on Garfeild the Magician to be taken to my short story :: MUSIC

Click on the good student garfeild to be taken to my TESTIMONY 2 TEENAGERS Yes i really do "Have a Dream"

Click on Garfeild and his friends to be taken to the Really Short Stories page

Click on Garfeild and his candlelit dinner to be taken to the slightly mental Poems page

Click on the slightly mental garfrield to go to my short story A Brown Stick

Click on Pyjama Garfield to go to the Quotes and Stuff Page

Click on the Boston University Garfeild to read my shot story, Breathe.

Look! An Intermission! How lovely you say, as you gaze once again, at words, real sentences, instead of inane garfeild pictures that don't even make sense. Don't worry, im moving on to a new cartoon for the next block of links. This is just a shout out to Jenae (helloooooo) because she looked at my site before ANYONE else! What a fantastic girl she is folks. Round of applause for Nae. And its also to say that im putting in a guestbook, in case you were looking for one.

And a COUNTER! Bom bom booom

You Are The

Person to Visit My Site

Click on the Simpsons (Royalty Style) to read my story Heaven?

Click on Homer and Bart to read my short story :: Fly Away

I've been fucked over and now I'm all screwed up Get over it buddy, you'll keep clicking links if you know whats good for you :D Im KIDDING

Click on Homer to be taken to the next 'Main Page'

That's where you'll find more links and stuff, yo. Yes i am a dickhead.