| Only in America... |
| 1. can a pizza get your house faster than an ambulance. 2. are the handicap parking places in front of a skating rink 3. do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the stor to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front 4. do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and the a diet coke. (some diet eh?) 5. do banks leave their doors open and then chain the pens to the counter 6. do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place 8. do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of 8 9. do we use the word "politics" to describe the so well: "poli" in latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood sucking creatures' 10. do we have drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering. |
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