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| Poopy Jokes! |
| Poop just comes in so many forms! |
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| THE GHOST POOPY...the kind of poopy where you feel the poopy come out, see poopy on the toilet paper, but there's no poopy in the bowl. THE CLEAN POOPY...the kind of poopy where you feel the poopy come out, see the poopy in the bowl but theres no poopy on the paper. THE WET POOPY...you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped. so you end up putting toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you dont ruin them with those dreadful skid marks. THE SECOND WAVE POOPY... this poopy happens when youve finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddnely realize you have to poopy some more. THE BRAIN HEMORAGE POOPY... aslo known as the 'pop a vein in your forhead poopy.' you have to strain so hard to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. THE CORN POOPY... no explanation necessary. THE LINCOLN LOG POOPY... the kind of poopy thats so enormous youre afraid to flush it down without breaking it up into little small pieces with the toilet brush. THE 'I REALLY WISH I COULD POOPY POOPY'... the kind of poopy where you want to poop, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit there on the toilet, cramped and farting. THE WET CHEEKS POOPY... aslo known as the 'power dump'. thats the kind that comes out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. THE LIQUID POOPY... thats the kind where brown liquid shoots out your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop chute. THE MEXICAN POOPY...a class all its own THE CROWD PLEASER POOPY... this poopy is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it off to someone before you flush. THE RITUAL POOPY...this poopy occurs at the same time everyday and is accomplished with the aid of a newsapaper. THE GROANER POOPY... a poopy so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance. THE FLOATER POOPY...characterized by its floatibility, this poopy has been known to surface after many flushings. THE BOMBSHELL POOPY... a poopy that comes as a complete suprise at a time where it is not appropriate to poopy or you are nowhere near a pooping facility. POOPYOPHERNIA...the fear of poopyinh- can be fatal! THE ENERGIZER POOPY...also known as the 'stiil going' poopy. THE POWER POOPY... this is the kind of poopy that comes out so fast that you barely have time to get your pants down when your done. THE 'I THINK IM GIVING BIRTH POOPY... the poopy that hurts so much coming out youd swear you were giving birth. THE CUTTING EDGE POOPY...when the bag of doritos you ate last night lacerates the inside of your rectum. very painful. |
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