IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!
		Very obviously, that's not a real picture of me.  But I like the picture and this is my page.  What can I say?  I like X-Files.  Or, at least, I really liked it until Mulder left.  Now I like it, but I want Mulder back.  Grr...  Now I have to content myself with reading fan fiction written back when Mulder was around.  One of my friends has recently introduced me to the X-Witches site (they critique BadFic) and I think I just might post my own review of shamefully horrid fiction.  I like to flatter myself by thinking that my stories are interesting enough to inflict upon others.  None of them are sappy because I can't stand sugar-coated romance, but Noromos (No-Romancers don't even want to think about Mulder and Scully "Havin' a Thing") might not like them much.  Can't say I didn't warn ya.  I haven't written anything in the past couple of years because of the whole Mulder/Doggett problem, working too much, and an outrageous homework load, so everything is from Season 7 or sooner. As for me, I'm just your average 19-year-old, completely distrusting, cop-wannabe female.  (I don't date guys I meet on the Internet, so don't waste my time by asking.)  I have six pets including one younger brother, Michael.  He's my best friend sometimes.  Other times, I threaten to dunk his head in the toilet and flush (swirley!).  He's a 12-year-old quadraplegic w/ CP.  If you know what that is, good for you!  If you don't, you probably don't really need to know.  (Kidding!)  The other five pets include my Alaskan Malamute, Tundra, and my little brother's 4 goldfish.  They might technically be his, but who do you think cleans out the tank? On of my two favorite pastimes would be spending time with my friends in my Police Cadet post.  We have entirely too much fun.  We've got three advisors who have WAY too many years of experience between them (and a bit too little sanity) and about 15 cadets (counting me).  We wreak havoc wherever we can, trying to rid the world of sanity... I mean INSANITY!  (Freudian slip, sorry.)  I feel almost like I should be paying the department for all the fun we have.  Almost. My other favorite pasttime is a Japanese martial art called Aikido.  Where Karate or Tae Kwon Do uses punches and kicks, Aikido uses throws like the ones found in Judo.  I haven't been studying for very long, so I won't embarass myself by trying to explain it... I haven't even really figured out yet why I like it, I just know I do.  Everyone in my dojo (school) is crazy, but not as much as me!  I have also joined an email list called Aikido-L.  As crazy as my dojomates are, everyone on the list is 100 times worse!  The list can put out an astonishing amount of email, but I have a great time swapping stories, trading jokes, and poking fun with the 900-something list members (only about 100 post messages to the list, so it's not as bad as it sounds).  We recently had a big seminar in Indianapolis, Indiana.  People came from as far away as Germany to attend.  I made a great many friends and attached names to faces.  I posted my pictures from the seminar on this page.
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