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Stand-Up Guys

John: "Seen this?"

Chris: "What?"

John: "It's a message on the forum from some broad complaining about the lack of humor on the show."

Frank: "So, who cares...?"

Rob: "She's right."

Frank: "Ah, bullshit!"

Kim: "But it isn't funny anymore."

Frank: "Hey, I still laugh my ass off whenever I watch it!"

Chris: "For fuck's sake, it's about aliens and goo-monsters and shit! What do they want, The Three Stooges?"

Rob: "So what about episodes like Jose Chung? That was pretty fucking funny and it had aliens and monsters and it worked perfectly."

Kim: "Darin's a fucking genius."

John: "He does a great linguini, too."

Vince: "Really?"

John: "Oh yeah, the best! He doesn't overdo the garlic like so many-"

Chris: "For Christ's sake! Get the hell out of here, I'm trying to work! Fucking linguini..."

Rob: "Why don't we use the Gunmen more?"

Frank: "Oh, now don't start with that shit again, Bowman!"

Rob: "What? I'm just saying that people really like The Lone Gunmen and we could stand to inject a little humor back in-"

Tom: "What's this about The Lone Gunmen?"

Frank: "Oh, great..."

Vince: "We were just discussing the possibility of using you guys in an upcoming episode."

Chris: "No, we weren't!"

Vince: "Come on Chris, at least think about it!"

Chris: "Oh, well, why don't we just ask Darin to write all the shows from now on?"

Tom: "Darin's brilliant! Is he coming back?"

Chris: "No, goddamit! Why the-"

Tom: "That's a shame. I'd like some more of that linguini he makes. You guys ever try that?"

Frank: "Oh, for f-"

John: "Yeah, it rocked! You ever try the tuna one he does?"

Chris: "Will you guys knock it off, please? Go and do something!"

Rob: "Well, I think we need more humor in the show."

Chris: "Fine. This week Doggett and Scully can investigate aliens hiding at a comedy club and go undercover as stand-ups. They can tell 'knock knock' jokes for 43 minutes."

John: "You know, actually, that's not a bad concept!"

Kim: "A comedy club! We could get Shandling on again. Or Drew Carey!"

Frank: "I love that guy! That's not a bad idea!"

Tom: "Darin would have to write it, though."

Rob: "We could call it Stand-Up Guys or something."

Vince: "Nah, it would need to be-"

Chris: "I'll be at home if anybody needs me.."

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