Wow, I can't believe you haven't got it yet. SCUM stands for Stupid, Crappy, Untalented, Music. The S stands for Stupid, the C, standing for Crappy, the U stands for Untalented, and the M being Music. Here's some more help for your cracked cranium: S= Stupid C= Crappy U= Untalented M= Music. I take the first letter of every word to make it stand for SCUM.
What's this site all about?
It's about the death of music, and the birth of SCUM. It's the story of how Punk was diseased, strangled, and mutilated into POP. As well as a beautiful list of SCUM bands. [Bands that Suck].
How old are you?
I'm a 15-year-old American male
Ok, I get it, you're jealous because these musicians are famous, right?
You couldn't be more wrong if you showed up at a Anti-War meeting with a Osama Bin Laden as your guest. Why would I be jealous of bands that suck? That's really anal.
You know, ma grandpappy used to tell me, what you hate is what you want to be, so you must want to be in one of these bands, huh?
What was your grandpappy smoking when he said that? Well, he must have been a total fascist or plainly just a retard. Why would I want to be someone I hate? For example. Homophobes.... ugly, ignorant, drooling, irrational, brooding, selfish as well as self-indulged prejudistic little creatures. Can't stand them! But you're saying I want to be them because I can't stand them? You must have inherited that retardation from you grandpappy.
I bet you don't even have a reason to hate the musicians on here, right?
Well, you should try going back to the main page, locating YOUR left on the computer screen, finding the SCUM List, and clicking on the name of the band that YOU think I don't have a reason to hate, and you'll find the reason. Every band on SCUM has a reason to be hated.
What are your TOP FIVE favorite bands?
1. Nirvana 2. AFI 3. Green Day 4. Goo Goo Dolls 5. The Beatles... I just would have to say the ones I left out are The Used, Vendetta Red, and Minor Threat.
What's your TOP FIVE favorite albums of all time?
1. Nirvana - In Utero 2. AFI - Sing The Sorrow 3. Vendetta Red - Between The Never and The Now 4. Green Day - Dookie 5. Minor Threat - Complete Discography.
Have you ever been to a concert? Which ones?
The Foo Fighters and alot of The Warped Tours.
How come you know what punk is and I don't?
You know what it is to hate thing everyone and everything and eventually have a band like The Sex Pistols make you feel better?
Are you a permiscuous listener?
No. Usually if I hear music that souns good it isn't good.
I have a band that I hate, can I give you the name and then you put it on here?
That would be awesome! However, you need to give me a few strict reasons on why they are SCUM and I'll have to hear some of there crap and decide where they should be on the SCUM list.
Ahh! You don't have no AC/DC stuff in the Good Bands page! Boy I'd outta slap you silly! What's wrong with ya dude! I'm not saying they suck or anything because they really don't. I just don't personally like music where all they do is mindlessly headband. I need art in music otherwise it's boring.
Can I link up with you?
Yeah, but it has to be about SCUM music or I'll have to see what the page is about. Just email me.
Who is the king of punk?
No doubt about it Sid Vicious of The Sex Pistols. Nevermind The Bullocks, Here Are THE SEX PISTOLS.
Why do you believe Kurt Cobain was murdered?
Fuck you, he was murdered. Go here: www.justiceforkurt.com
What's a poser, a sell-out, a popper, a technology-talent, a permiscuous listener?
Those are thereof so-called 'titles' we give to bands that suck. It's a way of categorizing they're different genes and whine-filled voice-boxes of SCUM -iness.
Why don't you just start a webpage about a band you love?
I'm trying to save that bands I love right now. You want to see more good bands in the future....we must evacuate the SCUM.
I'm one of Good Charlotte's associates and I'm gonna sue you. What do you think about that?
I think you're better off posing as Evil Kinevil.
Why don't you upgrade to a better website designer?
I'm working on it. Why don't you upgrade to better brain... muahah...no.
How did this website get started?
Well, I'd probably say it was when I saw the New Found Glory video "My Best Friend's Over You." Some how, the whinest and the crunched-up dimples of that guys ugly face when he was getting the tatoo and whining like a 7-year-old girl, made me sit down on my computer and build this.
Why is Simple Plan the worst band on SCUM?
I just hate them so much. They suck. I hate the lead-singer Pierre who's a moron and a poser and looks like a chimp-munk. I'd like to shove a javolin up his ass amd break it off. God, I hate him!!!! Well, I guess he can't be 'perfect.'
Can I add you to my msn?
Sure, xxminorxthreatxx@hotmail.com
Anymore questions you might have had? Email me!
xxminorxthreatxx@hotmail.com