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Yes, it's a band name. I call them Pimple Plan. |
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I'm sorry but what's with the star above the I? Did an 11-year-old girl make that for you? Awww, how sweet...Oh and then those emblems and symbols, I'm sorry, but didn't the punk-killers Blink 182 already do that on there retarded yet-punk decaying album Take Off Your Pants And Jacket? Your new album has kinda the same title. No Helmuts, No Pads, Just Balls. Well, if your going to copycat some band at least make it a good one posers! |
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Nice guys...one big orgy on the cover of your CD. That's just awesome! So how much did you pay those broads to pose on the most horrible album cover of all time with you? $1,000,000?? Nah, too little. Oh I love the title! No Helmuts, No Pads, Just Balls...phew! As if you girls weren't trying to be a little funny! HAHAHAA! That's knee-slapper....................................................
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So girls think this guy is cute? Pierre Bouvier I think his name is and he's pretty boy. He's French, he's got a pretty-boy name, he's a poser, and looks like that chip munk I shot last Christmas. I'm starting to sell Dart Boards with this picture on it. You see the hole in his nose? That's from a dart. |
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WHY WE SHOULD HATE & DESPISE SIMPLE PLAN:
1 They're very pop.
2. They're a boy band.
3. They suck.
4. Pierre is a pretty boy.
5. The convince innocent children to listen to bad music.
6. They're idiotic and immiature.
7. They have no lives.
8. They suck.
9. They're such big posers it's not even funny.
10. They're one of the whiniest bands out there.
11. They are one of the greatest ruiners of punk.
12. They suck. |
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Some boy-bands have that girl-ish pop music to them, and Pimple Plan is one of them. You see, the first time I heard Pimple Plan was when they were doing a soundtrack with "I'd Do Anything" on it for that one stupid teenage drama about pre-marital sex. I saw the music video and that poser Pierre and I was like, "Haha, No one's ever going to like these guys." I woke up the next morning and everyone did. You could hear "Addicted" being blasted all the way across my lake that summer and people wearing t-shirts that said "I'm sorry I can't be perfect" on them. But not only was everyone liking such a crappy boy band, they were categorizing them in the punk genre. This made me furious and at the Warped Tour when I saw Pierre up on stage I grabbed my gun and shot him in his encrusted ars. No actually, that was only what I wish I could have done to that chipmunk whiny poser boy. I remember watching them sing "Addicted" and Pierre started with, "I'm trying to forget, EVWE BODEEY NOW, that I'm addicted to you." Probally one of the most horrible bands of all time... you know? They aren't punk. They're Pop. They have nothing to do with punk. Truly, going on the "Try To Make Me Shutup Tour" with Avril Lavigne says that. So why don't we all just put Pimple Plan on the pop boy-band genre and kick them out of the Warped Tour? Oh, I forgot everyone's a poser these days. I also noticed a sort of similairty between each song. "Addicted" - "Don't Wanna Think About You" - "I'd Do Anything" They're all love songs. Boy band proof right there. Simple Plan has also sold themsevlves out to a number of soundtracks. The New Kid, what a stupid movie! "I'm Just A Kid" sounds like it was written by Pierre's 3-year-old sister and then she did back up vocals for it. Why are all pop and boy-bands who think they're punk so whiney? I mean really? That's such a good question. I wish Simple Plan would just shut there freakin' mouths. No one's perfect. If I was Pierre's parents I'd hate him to and be very very disapointed in him. I mean jeez. Simple Plan is such a horrible band name too. Did they get it from one of my favorite movies 'A Simple Plan' ? Maybe. They're posers anyway. They're all so freakin' ugly too. I never thought I'd say something so shallow in my life but it's true. They suck. Pierre should jsut stop whining. if I wanted to listen to a butthole whine, I'd fart, ok? They're horrible writers. They think they're poets. They are sooo stupid. I read this magazine where all Simple Plan did was talk about they're favorite video-games. What a bunch of poser losers. They aren't even about Pop for Christ's sake! Poser, Poser, Poser, oh yeah, and Poser. Why did Kurt Cobain have to die? Why did John Lennon and Bob Marley have to do die? Why did all these good artists have to die? Why not Simple Plan's band members? Simple Plan Sucks. Thanks to them Punk is truly dead. |
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back to SCUM |
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Anti Pimple Plan - a very cool Simple Plan sucks site!
No Pads, No Helmuts... Just Balls Cd Reveiw - a pretty cool guy gives a bad reveiw for this crappy album.
Bands That Suck Message Board Argument - Some pretty lame posers get into an argument about which abnd suck the most.
more pimple plan links coming soon! |
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PIMPLE PLAN LINKS! |
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