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ADVENTURES OF THE BANGLADESH BUM BOYS


Ron and Templar have been given a one-way ticket to the Orient! They have officially been spotted *flea*ing the country, bags packed with a supply of "tube-o-lube", dried corn kernels and soggy regurgitated cheerios. Since dog is considered a delicacy in the Far East, CornDope won't find much corn there unless it's corn-holing from CheeseTurd, and the only *cheese* around is.....well....your reading it! *Tee Hee*


Corn Dope
EPISODE 1

The two Rickshaw Revellers are off! bound for a holebanging good time in BangCock. First up, a trip to the pound for a fluff & puff of their fuzzies, fat and folds. Then off to the Flea Market for the Passport photos - real Glam shots!


Our doggy duo should have balls of fun dog-paddling around the rice(?) paddies while on the lamb from throngs of starving peasants drooling over the promise of all that corn-fed wobbly, neatly folded fat sizzling over an open fire. Will CornDope and CheezeTurd escape and find refuge in a waterfront cornCrib? or will they be turned away as being lower than the *untouchables* and not even classy enough to make cow dung patties even for their own consumption....stay tuned for Episode II when the pooches pose as Patpong Pussies.

Cheeseturd


YANGZEE RIVER
(Sung to the tune of Swanee River)


Way down upon the Yangzee River,
Far, far away
That's where you'll find old CornDope and Cheezy
Wet, cold and bunghole worn.
All up and down his suety body
Ron quivers and shakes
Still longing for the kisses of Ivy
And for the gang bangs of home


Chorus:
Both the mutts are sad and weary
ever-y where they roll
Oh homies how their holes get itchy
For the buttered corn-cobs of home




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