(Yellow Journalism at it's Finest)


May, 2001 "To Know, to Dare, to NOT Keep Silent". Edition No. 1


LOCAL BOY HITS
THE BIG TIME
by Clive Beetlebox

Is there a celebrity in our midst? YES!!! - our very own Ronnie Boy has been chosen as Rogaine's new Poster Boy. He will be seen in TV, newspaper and magazine ads and will soon be touring all over the country extolling the virtues of Rogaine. Check your local newspapers for details and you might get to meet "Ronnie Rogaine" in person at your local mall. Ronnie, now that you are a star, don't be a stranger - pop into JFF now and again for a visit!


GLORIOUS SPRING!
by B. Bouffount Froux

Spring just would'nt be the same without romance ...ahh amore. If you JFF'rs have'nt heard our own Caelis and Eclipse are an ITEM! It could'nt have happened to a nicer couple. Lets all wish them happiness and a long loving future together

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While on the subject of Eclipse.....Ladies! I wish to discuss cosmetics - we have them , use them!!!. I have heard some people critisize Eclipse's use of makeup as seen in her latest pic. Well at least she cares enough to try and look good and I think she uses makeup skillfully and sparingly with lovely results! Really girls....some of you make a Victorian consumptive look healthy (not mentioning any names). I mean !!!! ..are those steamer trunks under your eyes? This is the dawn of a new Century not "Night of the Living Dead"!!!!!.


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BABETTE'S BUZZLINE

Juicy Tidbits from JFF brought to you by
Babette Bouffount-Froux

For some time now Ronnie has been sniffing around a certain anemone-toed mermaid. Well, give it up Ronnie - The scuttlebutt is she's set her net for a certain JFF doctor (oo-la-la). This little guppy does not plan on being barefoot and pregnant! Remember Ron, in this case "db" does not stand for Dead Beat - that's your title


Elsewhere....Voila La Femme Fatale! - tis our own lovely Gurnsey Gurl. With her fresh healthy good looks and her sunny disposition she gathers hearts like bouquets of amore. After a momentary lapse in judgement (a fling with Ronnie) she reigns supreme. We have spied the "Blue Sailor" trolling for her favors......but will the "Guiltless Thief" steal her heart away? Well girls, it looks like we'll have to settle for GG's trail of broken-hearted lovers


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FIRST RUN FAIRY TALES

This is for all the JFF chatters - see your own stories in print and read your friends tall tales

Our very first fairy tale was submitted by Vampress. It's part 1 in the on-going saga of Little Rotten Ronnie Boy.


Vampress - May 6th, Part 1
There once was a boy by the name of Ronald. Now, Ronald was not like every other ordinary boy. Ronny liked to fuck rabbits up the ass while being video taped. Ohhh, how he loved Beastiality! He had no friends so when he was off the computer he had stolen he masturbated in his Kool-Aid and drank it. One day the little boy was walking down the dirt road by his trailor. The boy spotted an extra fat juicy brown cow with flies hovering above it. The boy said to himself, "Now I've GOT to have that bitch!"



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