WILL THE REAL OWNER
TAKE A BOW
by B. Bouffant-Froux
Well......are'nt we all a-buzz? The scuttlebutt is that Chatalyst is, or has been, bought by.....who??? Is it a consortium of German Sausage makers?? Maybe the Sherpas
bought it as a wedding gift for their new King and his bride in Katmandu?? Possibly
the A.MA. purchased it to train new psychologists??? Well, DJ Real is spreading it
all around that he's to be the co-owner...NO...excuse me!! The co-founder (a little
late for that) and he claims ALcard is the new owner-to-be and all for the ridiculous
low sum of $30,000.00 or $40,000.00 or possibly $600,000.00.
Luna a a few other's had a long chat with the "new owner" who said he's making
big changes. But...then the "old owner" entered and said there will be NO changes.
Luna claims she was only humouring the first so-called owner when the second
so-called owner came in. An argument ensues....Luna threatens to call "Tom" (by the
way, who is tom....Alan?....Templar??..oh, who cares). DJ Real says ALcard is making the chat so fancy with Java Scrip, Coffee Script and whatever else that no one will be able to figure it out.
Will Ron and Teapot get the bum's rush? Whether they do or not, I predict a total
burnout for Teapot. This poor boy does'nt know how to pace himself. In Ron's absence he is running amok. Teapot is seen in this rare pic (below) in a state of
total collapse after a rather gruelling day in the chat room.
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GOODBYE FOREVER!
by Clive Beetlebox
(Click on pic for a closer look at
Ron's covert sting operation)
Word is around the chat room that Ron is leaving us! But..fear not fellow chatters.
I have it on good authority that this is just a ruse! Ron is really going undercover to an undisclosed section of the Jersey Shore. Yes!! our heroic Ronnie and two unidentified bag ladies are slumming amongst the riff-raff hoping to ferret out "Ron"
imposters.
There are too many imposters at present in Chatalyst. They must be stopped! Though
Ron is cleverly disguised as a homeless bum (personally, I don't see
the difference) with his two hastily recruited dumpy Bag Ladies ( wrinkles and all) they are in great danger. It is rumoured that (*shivers with dread*) these imposters are "Ron Clones". They are multiplying as I write this. Beware chatters! Ron Clones are infiltrating our Chat Room. Their Goal?......To take over the internet.
Remember, the only authorized "annoying geek" is Templar a.k.a. "Teeny Teapot". This pest has been officially apprenticed under Ron. For a full size gritty
and disturbing glimpse of Ron and his unknown (who COULD they be?) co-horts
click on the picture above
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| Attention!! Information has just come
in confirming that the undercover sting story by Clive is FALSE!! Ron
IS a bum and always WAS a bum and all imposters were really him. (but you guy's knew this already didn't you?)
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BABETTE'S BUZZLINE
Juicy Tidbits from JFF brought to you by
Babette Bouffount-Froux
Bonjour Chatters....It would seem that everybody's
been tres naughty lately...
For instance....Our two "Prowling Pests" have been
peeking into the Guppy's most private emails...
Will Guppy call the police?? Or will she get a couple of her doting Groupers to defend her honour? Be careful
what you say in these emails kids. Remember....
"Little Pests are very nosey":
Speaking of doting Groupers.....Guppy has been spotted
snuzzling and talking of wedlock with her "Fruit Juicy
Hawaiian Punch". That's her "cocoa coloured"
Suncatcher
to the uninformed. Guppy has also been batting her "Velvety
dark
spider-lashed eyes" at Barebum.....and ...what's this!?
Matrimony hinted here too??
Oh girls! Would'nt it be just TOO
yummy to have several husbands on the go!
I'm sure
Barebum won't mind sharing (hee hee)
Oh look!......Juiced up Jackie has the LAW on her tail.
What has she been up to? Either GAS or
his hard put-upon parents have been driven to call the police.
Has Jackie progressed from an "addled admirerer" to a
"slobbering stalker"?
Well, I must run...I hear a siren.....OH, I mean the telephone ringing.....Toodle ooo
Send your Gossip Tidbits to Babette here
| FIRST RUN FAIRY TALES
This is for all the JFF chatters - stories, songs and miscellaneous quotes
Today we welcome a new contributor - "Star Oracle":
First, a catchy little limmerick
There once was a loser called Ron
Do you think he has started to spawn?
Because out of the blue
comes his double its true
Who's a flamer and hacker - DREAM ON
Templar, Butt Buddie I name
Cause out of Ron's rectum he came
A good buddy and chum
He just laps up the cum
You see aren't they exactly the same
Butt Buddies are not really cute
When I seem them I think I will puke
These gay boys are gross
THey just might get a dose
Now I think that will be a real hoot!
Slap the Nerd Whack
(Sung to the tune of "Hit the Road Jack")
Slap the nerd, WHACK!
ANd Ronnie will come back, for more, and more, and more, and more
Slap the Bone, WHACK!
And Ronnie will be begging for more, and more, and more and more
OH! Ronnie has a bumboy, he's a happy nerd
Templar is his name and he's a goofy turd
Humpin' and a pumpin' all around the room
OH! Think I'm gonna vomit, like real soon
CHORUS: Slap the nerd WHACK!....etc.
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